here's the trad virgin wife you were asking for anon

she is an amazing cook and extremely nurturing. she would never divorce you. you just can't be mean to her. she's sensitive.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, why is it black?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because that was the only colour available

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was overcooked when they made her. Hopefully it'll only stay in her looks and not in her cooking.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seems too good to be true. What's the catch?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my honest reaction:

      >What's the catch?
      dang, good question

      also:
      I'm tired of this "you get what you want, but the girl is black" bait attempts. 90% of the board would take it.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thanks! gonna play WoW with her while she sucks my dick under the desk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the only true viable route to take, in this concept.

      Black women are never virgins unfortunately

      That seems to be the fact for every race unfortunately. The race of the loss of virginity.

      Ok so you're fine with her being black, but what if she's obese on top that like pic? Would you still date her then??

      It could work as long as she doesn't get any bigger. The only reason I date is if I knew it was long term. If she's too big then i'll know it'll only be for a short time, whether we stay together or not.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Threads like these make me kinda sad, but mice trips btw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they make you sad? 🙁

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why do they upset you?

        because i don't have a gf dummy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and posts like this remind me of that fact

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh 🙁 I hope you get one soon!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and posts like this remind me of that fact

          i will be your trad virgin gf anon.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            save yourself for someone else that doesn't hate his own looks and personality. sry for kinda derailing the thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do they upset you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it makes me sad because i'm black

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What was the mice tripping on?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >take her virginity
    >impregnate
    >leave block ghost
    Is that a good plan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is my worst fear as a virgin. thanks for reminding me to never give any man my virginity.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        i will be your trad virgin gf anon.

        would you take a robot bf that won't leave but isn't hot?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i would take the most loyal, attentive, caring, kind hearted man that isn't hot over a dickhead of a man who is. i'm dating for marriage, not for sex.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I know I asked, but it feels like a lie

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black women are never virgins unfortunately

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want a trad virgin. I want a feminist progressive gf who wants an equal relationship, who would cook with me but wouldn't just cook for me, who would gladly leave me if I did something bad to deserve it, and who wouldn't tolerate people being mean to her. I fricking hate trad/dhsm shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're one of the only sane ones on this board

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I am racist.
    Yes, I love black girls.
    No, this isn't contradictory and I'm not a hypocrite.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so you are racist towards black girls or do they get special treatment?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hell yeah homie!
    I VVILL BREED THE FVCKKK OUTTA THOSE BROWN b***hES

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I think half of this board would take a black gf over any type of gf given the option.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no gf forever
      >black gf that's nice to you
      which better, my esteemed moron?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok so you're fine with her being black, but what if she's obese on top that like pic? Would you still date her then??

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would marry this woman, but hopefully she only gains like thirty pounds max after two kids

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She looks very soft and breedable.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you just can't be mean to her
    Why on earth would I want to be?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know how you could get mad at that face and body

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm getting mad that it's another "here is your tradwife, sir" post and it's a Black person again.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >here's the trad virgin wife you were asking for anon
    I never ordered this? Besides, I like to do my own cooking so all she would be fixing for me is drinks. And why does this generation always looks for someone to nurture them like there a fricking baby lol. Wouldn't have to worry about being mean though, since the only property that is deserving of the treatment is of the electronic variety.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thanks for granting my wish anon, i will treat her well and love her with all my heart

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there supposed to be some catch here?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean how sensitive is she? I don't want to feel like I'm always walking on eggshells.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Joke's on you mother fricker as a certified whiteboi I'm into that shit. The fact that she's black is a bonus, not a detriment. Assuming she actually is nurturing and kind and an amazing cook and would never divorce me, that's basically my perfect woman and I'd do anything to make her happy.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've only ever been with white girls but the truth is I've always secretly wanted a black gf. No black friends so it will never happen though.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I probably jerk off to ebony porn like 80% of the time. They are kinda my fetish ig

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