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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What qualifies you as deserving a gf anon?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *touch*

      Oh sweetie, you do not "deserve" a girlfriend. Sounds like you mommy lied to you.

      *feel*

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am not a girl anon I was asking a question.
        I am going to slowly back away from the thread now

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh sweetie, you do not "deserve" a girlfriend. Sounds like you mommy lied to you.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hi i am a girl i hope you like my wiener

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you -wish- you had a wiener
      you are a hole, designed for men!!! bahahaha what a fricking loser
      A HOLE!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it's over. Our planet got taken over by a interdimensional invader sometime in the 1900s. And they've basically put into place a system of slavery so severe that we cannot have even a single thing anymore unless you're a woman. We've been imprisoned inside of bodies to scream it all out on NSFFW after drinking a pop and eating a large pizza.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i blame kurt cobain

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's a very good point you just raised. The pervasive nature of the devil's influence in rock music. That's a very evil topic in hell. He even killed Kurt, and made it look like a suicide, to turn the world away.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you dont look like chad rejected. why would a women ever like you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the way i see it is that if 50% of men are single, that must mean 50% of women are single, which means i can find at least one desperate enough to date me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's a dude you're gay bro. Your brother's want to have sex with you to initiate you into the clan of the seven symbols.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          do... do you want to have sex with me?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not really, that's how you get aids. I don't drive a car either, for the same reason. It's risk prevention. But I do eat too many calories after smoking a gram of the iciest kush your mind has ever smoked on. So, you win or you win.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not the case.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          damn men btfo holy shit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Always was. There are too many men compared to women, and nothing to cull the men. Therefore, you'd better hope for waifubots.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            we basically have waifubots now, hentai & 3d porn up the ass, plenty of auto masturbators, ai girlfriends... what more can we really get? fully bodies? that's gonna be very expensive

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Something to simulate companionship, this is what men truly long for.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            bad news for the ai team, there isn't a single thing you can ever do at any point in the future or now that will simulate what a woman does for your mind

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bold assumption, but you are correct with the current dead-end that is machine learning.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            do you think it's possible to replace mothers with computer programs?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you incestuous, anon? Since when are we speaking about mother-son relations and not romantic companionship?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you cannot replicate emotional content through a machine

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bold assumption, but you are correct given the current dead-end that is machine learning.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you're repeating yourself and acting in a frustrated way
            is this what a machine can do for you?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, are you purposely attempting to confuse me? In what way am I "frustrated"; you are speaking in unsubstantiated absolutes that you cannot establish in any capacity, so what I am supposed to say? There was a time humans could not fly, food could not be placed in a box to prevent its spoilage, vast amounts of material could not be transported via massive hunks of metal across vast distances... such things could never had been imagined, yet you have the audacity to know what can or cannot be done?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            like what i'm saying is that, emotional content can only be generated by women, men cannot do it, machines cannot do it, it's not driven by achievement or currency, it's just made by women for (you) for their enjoyment
            raising children requires massive amounts of emotional labor by the mother, the father is completely useless, it's a common reason why we admire childhood as the best time to be alive, because our mother is just machine gunning her emotional ability into you 24/7
            there's just no future for getting men or children what they need from a computer-- people still don't understand this shit 8000 years later... it just is
            if it wasn't like that, men would happily pair with each other, more so than they already do... there's something a woman does to a man's mind that just blows it, and she can make that a very positive thing or a very negative thing
            the power of women is her emotional ability, the words & actions simply don't matter

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nonsense. The "emotional" ability of a woman is a mere meme; why else are gender relations the way they are?

            Childhood was the best due to lack of responsibilities and childlike sense of wonder; life was new.

            The conversation was never about children, that is a digression.

            Men do not pair with men, typically, since most men are not attracted enough to men to warrant this. Completely biological, set at birth.

            You have fallen for the romantic myth of women, something that was, ironically, concocted by men.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            tell me you had a bad childhood without telling me you had a bad childhood

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    doesnt matter what you post dont look like chad prepare to be single for a while

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what does chad look like

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do i deserve a gf?
    because i know their true nature
    i will beat them and abuse them and rape them
    they love it
    now apply you broken bawds

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