Hooker/stripper was giving me a dance yesterday and started kissing me and did put her tongue in my mouth a little.

Hooker/stripper was giving me a dance yesterday and started kissing me and did put her tongue in my mouth a little. I was really drunk so i kept kissing her. i really don't want an std bros, frick.
>almost don't regret it cause it was fricking nice having a pretty woman start kissing you

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You know some guy dropped a load in that mouth earlier in the day right? She was kissing you with another man's sperm.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      oh trust me i've already considered this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        well op, best of luck, you're a braver man than i

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You should go back and give her your number. I doubt she kisses guys there often so you must've been special

    >stds
    Don't worry about it bro you're good nothing happens if you wear a condom

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she gave me hers when she first sat down with me, unprompted. I still think that was mainly to get another client but when i called her very cute she said i was too and yeah i mean maybe. we did text a bit yesterday (the day after). so I dunno, she mightve found me somewhat cute atleast, its not impossible to think that even about clientelle.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she also kept saying she wanted to frick and would give me it at a half rate discount, still it's money motivated at the end of the day im no dumby.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh okay if she really liked you she would've done it for free lol

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah exactly. itd be nice if she atleast thought i was okay looking though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh okay if she really liked you she would've done it for free lol

        It's a win and a lose at the same time. Like that anon said. If she truly wanted to frick she wave done it for free.

        Maybe she did wanna frick you. But her stripper mind said she also gotta "work" and cover her bottom line

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          we'll see, i may or may not keep texting her, i'm not that worried. i'm not every girls type or even attractive to them. i have gotten laid enough and been called stuff to know i'm atleast cute/handsome to some girls.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        It's a win and a lose at the same time. Like that anon said. If she truly wanted to frick she wave done it for free.

        Maybe she did wanna frick you. But her stripper mind said she also gotta "work" and cover her bottom line

        I've had two personal relationships with sex workers where they were willing to have sex with me for free after I paid for a few sessions. Well, technically, one still wants me to pay but doesn't mind me not paying upfront and also doesn't charge based on time or what we do together. The other sex workers was essentially a friend with benefits though. She'd let me sleep over at her house often and we'd go on dates. I'm biased obviously but the girl in OPs story may actually be into him. Sex workers are still women and can find clients genuinely attractive. Also, frankly, a lot of sex workers aren't necessary emotionally intelligent enough/willing to dedicate much time to playing the long con. It's a different story as to whether or not you should reciprocate though, OP. Hookers have unstable personalities and she will obviously frick other men.

        Also the only STD you'd be at risk for with kissing is herpes, and thats already really common and most people don't have symptoms so.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i figured herpes was a possibility but i didn't see any breakouts on her and i technically have it anyway i guess cause i get cold sores there occassionally anyway. but chat gpt did say gonorrhea was a possibility, i believe. also syphilus, i don't wanna lose my mind like nietzsche

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >gonorrhea was a possibility, i believe. also syphilus

            That would be rare and those are easily treatable. The only reasonable concerns to have about fricking hookers is herpes and HIV since neither are curable. But again, herpes isn't the biggest deal. At least oral herpes.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            well hopefully no hiv

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I recall reading that there has never been a confirmed case of HIV being spread orally. So you'd be in some medical journal somewhere if that happened.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            chat gpt said it was extremely unlikely

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Herpes can exist in a dormant state and never have any symptoms. You can be asymptomatic for years until one day, BAM! You get these weird cold sores on your wiener.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            well she only grinded on me, i didnt frick her.

            They probably say that to all their clients. It's like a black friday sale, it's not really a sale, but because they said it was on sale, IT MUST BE ON SALE!

            i know, but until i know forsure i just like to imagine she was just doing it for me cause she did tell me a straight up original price of 300 then said later she'll do it for 150.

            This is so sad and gross.

            yeah it is a bit sad thinking back but whatever, i was drunk and its in the past now.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Herpes is transered via mucus membranes. So for instance, if she grinded her hand on her pussy, touched your mouth/nose, there's a chance you gonna get that herpes.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            well i hope i didnt get any im gonna get checked after a month or two but still nothing i can do about it now.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, nothing you can really do. If you got it, you got it and there's no treatment save for Valtrex. But that only makes the penis bumps go away.

            Best of luck.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Back when I was first in the military, they required us to go out in groups to keep each other out of trouble. I was a couple years older and had a girl I was seeing off&on, so I never voted for going to either Hooters or the local strip club (unless it was a vote BETWEEN Hooters and the strip club), but always got out-voted.
          One weekend got grouped up with one of the few females in the class, so she and I just chilled out at a table in a corner ith our drinks while the rest of the apes ook'd at the boobies.
          Up to this point, the roving strippers hadn't bothered me since they figured out I'd politely decline their wares, but I guess a (non-working) girl in a strip club piqued their interest.
          After that they'd come over to talk to me, slide into the booth next to me, etc. but didn't try to sell me anything. Pretty sure it was just a way to sit down and take a break while looking like they were still working. I don't know.
          There was this one 19 year old who was very cute, had spectacular boobs, and was the consistent recipient of my $1 origami crane (because she was short and thus had the tallest shoes, which was the criterion) who was sitting sideways next to me on the inside of the booth (i.e., wall, her, me, open end) with her back to the wall and her feet in my lap when some of the other dudes in my group roll up to say we're going to Dennys.
          I look over at her to say bye, she blurts out "Can I come?" to me, but since she's facing out towards everyone, they are like "hell yeah! sure! let's go!".
          She asks us to wait a little bit so she can change out of her stripper costume. (groans of disappointment), but then meets us out front in some shorts, t-shirt,
          sandals ensemble that still didn't leave much to the imagination, but wasn't necessarily bawd-coded.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            First time standing around in normal shoes, too, and her head barely comes up to chest height. She may have literally been a dwarf, I don't know.
            I do not have any interest in hanging out with this chick outside of work, but she is smol and almost seems scared to be leaving with us, so I don't particularly mind that she ends up clinging against me until the other dudes figure out she isn't going to frick any of them or whatever it was they'd been imagining when they told her she could come.
            Which is unfortunate, because once she relaxes enough to not be pressed against my side, someone informs her that after this we're going to a house party at some further-along-in-the-training-pipeline-student's apartment, which I learn about when she asks me to ride in her car and give her directions because she doesn't know the way.
            I think this period of being alone together in her car was the first hint she picked up that I wasn't going to be fricking her, either.
            She's not hanging off me anymore at the house party and wanders off and, since I don't like any of these people, I end up finding myself a place to crash in a futon chair and cozily people-watch and snooze.
            Some while later, I wake up to her standing in front of me nudging my leg, and as soon as she sees I'm awake she leans forward and kisses me.
            I can smell the liquor wafting off her.
            She straightens back up and stares down as if she's checking the effect of what she just did, and I guess the lack of (negative) reaction is enough of a green light for her to crawl into the chair to straddle my lap and lean forward to shake her boobs against my face.
            I reach up to grab her upper arms and move her upper body away from my face.
            I blankly stare at her for a second while she's sitting on my crotch straddling me, and then close my eyes to go back to sleep.
            I feel her shift her weight and move her knees, I figure she's climbing off, but NAH, she's just changing position so she can lay down on my chest.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            She tucks her face up against the side of my neck beneath my chin, lets out a frustrated/disappointed puff of air, and then we fall asleep.
            Or I fall asleep and she passes out, rather.
            Apparently when trying to wake me up when it was time to go sign in back at the barracks, they figure out she was OUT so instead there were various pictures taken of me asleep in the chair with this chick on top of me with her shorts and panties pulled down and her ass and pussy hanging out on display.
            She wasn't there when I woke up the next morning, so I only found out about all that the following week when I noticed nobody suggested going to the strip club and commented on it.
            Strong "now you know, let's never speak of this again" vibe that leads me to suspect there was probably some other funny business, but I don't really know and was mainly happy not to be going to the strip club every god damn weekend.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >she also kept saying she wanted to frick and would give me it at a half rate discount, still it's money motivated at the end of the day im no dumby.
        well she doesn't even know if you are any good in bed yet

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They probably say that to all their clients. It's like a black friday sale, it's not really a sale, but because they said it was on sale, IT MUST BE ON SALE!

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love trashy tattoos like the pistol on the buttcheek tattoo

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Also it's pretty easy to tell when a sex worker is faking it. Most don't even bother once they have your money

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i hired a hooker who told me i was "made for femdom"...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the only way its not over is if its just cause youre rich.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You misheard her, she said made for findom

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bro maxxed out his credit card to kiss a stripper who regularly fricks Chads

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have any proof she fricks chads? Maybe she fricks chubby short guys who generates Charlotte hentai all day....

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Woah bro, I went to a strip club last night, too. It was with my mates.

    I was mostly there just to support their moronic asses because one of my friends is an incel. My bro got a lapdance and continued to goon all night. It was really nice to see my friend being a gooner, very funny.

    I was the only one not gooning, I just didn't have the capacity, really. I don't really feel like the strippers were hot enough for my taste to be honest. That, and I refused to pay the strippers because I was poor and the DD, so there's that.

    I don't know if my man kissed the stripper, though. I hope he didn't. But the moron was also convinced to buy the stripper her expensive pack of smokes, so. Maybe now, he too joins you in the herpies club.

    Don't feel too discouraged though, Anon. Herpies is the most contracted STD in the whole world. 1 in 6 people have it. So even if you were on a dating app and you somehow kissed a girl, you have a high probability of getting it. Probably have a higher probability of getting it from /soc, lololo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You are burring my dinner you stupid b***h

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is so sad and gross.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i forgot about this. should i go out of town for something like this?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's really not that deep just enjoy your grim incel life the same we all do

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