How am I supposed to get a girlfriend if I'm forced to live with my parents because I can't afford to live on my own?

How am I supposed to get a girlfriend if I'm forced to live with my parents because I can't afford to live on my own?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't work that way

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody's forcing you to do shit. You're free to move out and live in a shelter or on the street. Or, you know, get a job and your own place, which I'm told has been done before so it's at least theoretically possible.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you moronic? I said I CAN'T move out of my parents house because I'm too poor to do so, thus I am forced to live with my parents.

      It doesn't work that way

      So I am destined to die as a KHHV just because I'm too poor to afford my own apartment or house?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So what you're saying that you are in fact free to walk out their door, you just choose not to do so because you're a pussy homosexual who is unwilling to abandon the cushy life to which you have become accustomed, and falsely claims coercion out of a craven desire to avoid admitting culpability for his own inaction?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >So I am destined to die as a KHHV
        What do you think is going to happen?
        Hint: your gut instinct is correct

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are a few different approaches you could take but I think you just want to vent about your shitty situation that will take time and effort to improve

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So if I never afford to move out of my parents I will die as a KHHV?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hopefully. You seem to be an utter waste of carbon, water, calcium and other assorted trace minerals. The world would be better if you never reproduced and your faulty genetic line came to a screeching halt.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >if I never afford to move out of my parents
        ...is that your plan? And yet you still want to date? your a strange guy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What do you suppose I do?

          >I can't afford to live on my own
          Doesn't mean you're forced to live with your parents. You could live with other people
          But if you're still too poor and/or horrible for other people to want to live with you, that's all on you

          >living with roommates
          That is so fricking gay, I would rather live with my parents than live with a bunch of other male strangers.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got my first gf when I was living with my parents. What you need is social development and life experience to catch up with your peers. Start by going to a bar this Friday. Not a cool bar, you'll mess up the vibes. Spend a year to learn to mimic the dress and mannerism of the failed normies and losers at the loser bar. After a year try the normie bar and make this thread again the next day.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit I'm stupid I meant next Friday. Jesus bless.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How old were you when you got your first gf? What is the age limit where you're too old to get a young gf? I am 23 years old currently.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was 21. 23 is pushing it, but not completely ogre.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Seanonymous

        Define young thoughever

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          18-24 years old

          • 3 weeks ago
            Seanonymous

            I think it's not that impossible into your early 30s especially the older half but by then 25-26 starts seeming young too

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I can't afford to live on my own
    Doesn't mean you're forced to live with your parents. You could live with other people
    But if you're still too poor and/or horrible for other people to want to live with you, that's all on you

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people on here act as if moving out is a requirement to get a gf?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Seanonymous

      It's not but every little thing helps. The ick is real.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't mind living with a girl's parents as long they're nice and we have our own bedroom, only awkward is when having sex but otherwise not too bad. However, I am a man so my dating life is automatically more difficult than a woman's.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who says you have to live together? I thought this was about dating, not marriage

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What's the point of dating if you're never going to plan to marry them? Even casual dating is called casual because it references only a possibility of long-term but not guaranteed.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you shouldn't be living together until you're firmly engaged, at the very least.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you feel like you need to move out on your own, then you'll need to find a way to make enough money to do that. There's literally no other option.
    This is so obvious I assume you know it already and just want to complain.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can’t afford to live on my own
    Yea you can, this is total bullshit. With a 20 dollar an hour job I got a 1br apartment for 1k in a less desirable area and even if I only worked 40 hours a week, I can still save 800something a month. You’re just a pussy ass weak b***h. Move to a lower COL state with 6 months of expenses saved and make it happen you pathetic homosexual b***h

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He just wants help honing his excuse for why he can't pull a woman anon. He doesn't want help moving out of his parents house, he just wants to feel less bad about not getting so much as a hint of a whiff of ever getting pussy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He just wants help honing his excuse for why he can't pull a woman anon. He doesn't want help moving out of his parents house, he just wants to feel less bad about not getting so much as a hint of a whiff of ever getting pussy.

      I live in the bay area where a full-time minimum wage salary (not including tax deductions) is just as much as a 1 bedroom apartment monthly payment. I don't know where you live or what your job is where you can get by 20 dollars per hour and afford your own apartment.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >oh no why have my poor decisions led to the obvious unfortunate outcomes whatever did i do to deserve this fate
        the world wonders, anon. not very hard, mind you, but there is wonderment nonetheless.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok then, yes, if you insist on living in one of the most expensive international class cities without the job necessary to cover expenses, you will remain khhv your entire life. so move and stop whining

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s actually not that much of an issue. Just frame it like you are taking care of your mom because you are such a good protective guy, or whatever. I got a girlfriend while living with my mom but to be fair, I was working offshore and gone half the time so it was a better excuse

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody is forcing you to live with your parents, that's absolutely delusional. You have the choice to leave at any time. You might not like your other options, but you do have the choice. If the other options are worse then quit fricking complaining and do something to improve your situation instead.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This sucks, I know I'm capable of getting a girlfriend I just know that I'm also unable to maintain it because of my current living situation. I wished time and time again I didn't live here anymore -- I wish I could go back in time and move out in like 2015

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