How can I discretely give a hint to my supposedly straight friends that I, a guy, will suck their cocks in private anytime they want if they ask?

How can I discretely give a hint to my supposedly straight friends that I, a guy, will suck their wieners in private anytime they want if they ask?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't ask, just start sucking. They'll get the message.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is how it goes
      I remember my friend started sucking my dick while we were both high as frick (drunk+mephedrone which makes ur peepee hard). Really miss that drug, 2013 was fun as frick.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he said they are str8, gaylord

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We are straight
          Or at least I know I was/still am

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What other recreational drugs make people horny?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Practically all of them unless it's some zonkmaxxed downer shit. So no xans (maybe, could make somebody horny) or ketamine (low dose may make them horny still, high dose they wouldn't even know they got head) or opiates (can make you horny but mostly immobile, not very frick friendly)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What other recreational drugs make people horny?

        Damn. It only just occurred to me how actually degenerate it is to have sex under the influence of amphetamines and/or synthetics.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just read this like any other post. It wasn't until like 30 seconds later that I notiiced that what you said is actually completely fricking mental.

        This website has taken it's toll on me over the years.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wait until you find out people are out there exchanging & taking drugs momentarily before having a shag after a night out.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Getting intoxicated and fricking is in fact extremely normal, the warped perspective you have from being here is thinking that everyone is chaste and straight edge

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do your wax your face and body? Will you wear a maid outfit?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't. I would if they ask.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Okay so why would I accept a blowie from someone with stubble? Why are you so selfish?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because you're horny? You get off on having another guy blowing you? You have a fair point

          Play a game of truth or drink.

          What kind of Truth question would lead me to being on my knees with my face between their legs that night?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wax your face and you can suck my wiener all day and night long

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was easier back in the day when porn was a VHS thing and you had an excuse to watch it together

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Play a game of truth or drink.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grab em by the penis.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they're straight, they probably don't want you to suck their dick any more than you want a woman to suck yours. If you really need to verify this, just ask them. Why does it have to be a discrete hint?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If they're straight, they probably don't want you to suck their dick
      They appear to be straight from what they display and are huge homophobes. But then I'll get confused when they talk about some homosexual they had to deal with at work, and proceed to slap and compliment my ass, and only my ass and no one else's, that same evening.
      >Why does it have to be a discrete hint?
      Because if they have no interest whatsoever I don't want to potentially ruin our friendship if they're offended or grossed out by the question.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dude there's no fricking way you're serious about this

        We are straight
        Or at least I know I was/still am

        No you aren't, gay

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Of course I'm not serious lmao. Can you imagine finding out your friend wants you to suck him off and then doing it? What kind of gay would do that

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A guy i barely knew hinted to me that he would suck my wiener if i wanted and i blocked him, and actively avoid him when i see him. He kept on asking me to give him a ride home a few times, knowing the answer would be no. Dont be surprised if you lose your friends bro, just find some actual gay guys and keep it from them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And this is why I am looking for a discreet way to do it. Otherwise I would do exactly what your wienersucker did.

      Practically all of them unless it's some zonkmaxxed downer shit. So no xans (maybe, could make somebody horny) or ketamine (low dose may make them horny still, high dose they wouldn't even know they got head) or opiates (can make you horny but mostly immobile, not very frick friendly)

      One friend does hallucinogens, I'm not sure if those make you horny or just make you trip out.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Makes me unbelievably horny but probably best to establish consent beforehand rather than trying to rape him while he's on acid which would leave him busted permanently

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good to know. I was thinking of joking about sucking his dick beforehand to the point that while he is trippin, if he is horny enough, he is the one taking the initiative.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not a bad move, that amounts to Flirting as normies understand it. Just act horny around him including jokes, being a little touchy, whatever then if he's into it he's into it. But use some sense please.

            I was camping with my friend and we were talking about boners and dick size. I pulled my dick out to show him how big it was and he just went down on me.

            You made that up but I like the story anyway

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I really didn't make it up. We were teenagers at the time and just super horny.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >use some sense please
            That's the idea. More than the act of sucking his dick, I want him to ask me to do it. The reason for this thread is because right now I detect he might be for it, but I don't want to ruin our friendship for it so if I detect he's completely against in that situation I will stop.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Importantly, does he know you're gay or bi or whatever already?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He doesn't. I've never really presented a girl to him or any other of my friends so it wouldn't surprise me if he suspects it but I'm only speculating here.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know but if you figure it please tell

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was camping with my friend and we were talking about boners and dick size. I pulled my dick out to show him how big it was and he just went down on me.

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