How can i improve my looks? 23 year old male get no attention from women also 5'7

How can i improve my looks? 23 year old male get no attention from women also 5'7

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You look like the kind of guy that should have a girlfriend. Like if I saw you I would think "that guy isn't single."

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        literally never had a girlfriend but one time a guy told me while rejecting me not making this up. i made this thread for fun but im actually getting sad now

        Puffy face. Reduce carbs it'll improve your complexion.
        Unstyled hair. Get it done somewhere else.
        Lazy beard
        Shitty clothes. Improve your wardrobe
        Wear boots with a bit of lift to them.
        Your main problem is your dress.

        What type of haircut do you think i should go with considering my forehead is so big and my hair doesnt grow much more

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          a girl*

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          > type of haircut
          I'm not a stylist. Something stylish.
          The overall impression you're giving is one of "not trying, minimal effort". Lazy.
          If there's anything women want it's a man they can make do shit for them. They don't like lazy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      assuming

      been working out for like 8 years still no hoes and no hope xD

      is you, looks are not the problem, and thinking about the problem in terms of
      >How can i improve my looks?
      is part of why you're in this situation in the first place.

      Pic related: it's you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How the frick can anyone mot have at least one of those apply to them

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's not hard, mostly just make touching grass and spending less time online a regular part of your life, that's 99.9% of doing it. Humans are naturally social and curious animals, give them a list of local shit happening around them, take away their smart phone and give them a flip phone, and block them from computer access, and within a week they're completely different human beings because they'll almost immediately find a complete new list of shit to do.

          The conditions you exist in are the results of whichever conditions which you tolerate and seek out within your imposed status quo. Change your status quo, you overwhelmingly change the conditions.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Most of those things applied to me already as a child who barely used the internet

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This is actual moronic advice. The real world only works for people that thrive in it. The people that do not thrive in interaction with society are the ones that slowly start to retreat and disengage because being social is not doing them good and thus feels not even half as good as isolation and keeping yourself occupied. Sure you can force yourself to go and interact with the world and fake it till you make it for a few years but it will always be an act and thus exhausting and inauthentic, leading you to become even more depressed, hopeless, burned out and disillusioned after the fact. And you will just slowly start hating having to interact with the world more and more if you force yourself out there where you do not belong and are not wanted.
            Your gut tells you exactly where your place is. Trying to override this is not going to fix anything, it will just put you in situations where you will accumulate more trauma due to feeling left out, rejected, judgement, ridicule, comparison and not feeling good enough or worthy. Society works for the people it works for. Trying to become part of it when you have already gotten filtered out in your childhood is not the solution, it will only make things worse.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >The real world only works for people that thrive in it.
            There are more things in heaven and Earth, Horatio, / Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. Lots of ways of life work, the "real world" is shockingly fractal in different ways of life that people enjoy.

            Half the anon's here have the problem that their life rounds to something like
            >WTF I spend all day at my WFH office job, live at my paren'ts house, order all my groceries online, spend all my weekends playing MMOs, watching netflix, and shitposting on NSFFW - why can't I make any real-world friends or meet a woman?

            The rest of your post is just a less elegant way of saying
            >losers are stuck on a treadmill of failure: they started losing, this makes them they feel like shit, so they do even less, continue losing, and feel even worse
            To which the truth of getting out of that mire is
            >Yup, being inexperienced sucks and learning's uncomfortable.
            >Eat the pain and get over it
            >The best day to start unfricking your situation, if not "15 years ago", is today.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ok, have you personally achieved that? At what age did you turn things around and how long have you kept it up so far? How many friends do you have now?
            Are you now married with kids and have a good job you enjoy?
            Are you happy and full of energy?
            Do you sleep well?
            Does your body feel strong and healthy? Do you feel like you have lots of resilience and patience?
            How often do you see your friends?
            What things do you do together?
            What financial social class is your family of origin in?
            Were your parents and siblings extroverted and social?
            Do you have a history of mental illness or suicide in your family?
            What education and jobs do the people in your family have?
            Hard mode: no lying

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I did, actually, I had massively stunted social skills till my late twenties and a social dead-end life

            What worked to fix them was moving to a new city halfway across the country, changing job (boring office job to different boring office job, but doing very different work I find more spiritually satisfying), and forcing myself to eat lunch with my new coworkers everyday, as someone who HATES eating with other people. Whenever someone pitched an event (getting drinks, seeing a movie, helping someone move, etc.) I made a point of changing my reflexive response to
            >Sure, what time should I show up?
            And if nothing of note was happening on a week, I found local hiking spots and invited literally anyone I knew to join me to hike them. I built up a good group doing that after a couple of months.

            I met my long-term girlfriend along the way doing this, friend of a friend. We hit it off well, moved in together about two years ago, and I’m planning on proposing soon. I have several family members and close friends who’ve killed themselves, and have blue times myself.

            You’ve got all this woe and externalization, but at some point, you’re driving this ship. You ultimately get to decide when you’re tired of wallowing and either have a nice day, or say
            >My current life sucks - what’s a leg of the chair I can kick that’ll at least force things into a different shape, or something I can do to make things better?
            I find the latter more enjoyable.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So what you are saying is you do not want to answer all my questions. Noted.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I do not, and I think this is more than enough personal life information to get across my point that from personal experience I don’t think any of that shit is half as relevant as you seem to think it is. It looks to me like you’re just trying to justify inaction as an action in a world where a lot of other choices are on the table that’d start the process of alleviating the bad feelings you seem to be implying you have.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ok, see you in five years when you become suicidal again. I hope you will prove me wrong.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but why do you think bad feelings are inherently bad? Rage, anger, sadness, when properly harnessed, are incredibly motivating.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They’re not, but there’s a tendency here to use the model of the
            >I am stuck on a sad emotional treadmill
            Routine as an excuse to sit in negative emotional stew, often of one’s own creation, despite complaining about it.

            Take the guy above calling out things like
            >do you sleep well?
            I hear people b***h about this, and I agree that there are people that have genetic problems sleeping from birth and they have my sympathy, medical conditions are real and not everyone’s baseline is gonna be good or even livable - but the count of these people I believe is VASTLY outweighed by people with dogshit sleep hygiene, no personal discipline, no light, caffeine, or activity “excitement” restraint, and then they’re like
            >tee-hee I can never get to sleep, where would I even begin to fix this problem
            So broadly, when they say
            >everything sucks and I don’t know how to fix it
            they’re just lying to themselves as defense against actually needing to implement change.

            Bad feelings can be fine - my gripe is when “have bad feelings and just perma-stew in them” is the end and totality of one’s praxis.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Spoken like someone that never had any real problems in their life. As expected.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Got me, I’m sorry I don’t live up to whatever
            >I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
            Copypasta that you seem to think describes your life.

            You got a sob story worth telling you’re gonna share, or is this just crab bucket memes?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No thanks. You do you. Good luck.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >touching grass
            stop reading here, if someone can't actually give advice they'll start saying useless platitudes like 'be yourself' and 'touch grass' whatever they might mean with that.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Touching grass isn't a platitude, it means
            >Oh, you claim you want different results in your overly digitized life?
            >Then prove it: you should start by turning your phone and the computer OFF
            >Go OUTSIDE and interact more with the world around you in the real world
            >Perhaps start with places with grass, you need to leave the home to get different results
            >going somewhere with grass would at least force you to go outside - it's a start.
            >In general, cripple your technology's access to you - go places without it
            >when you do bring it, to the best of your ability make using it shitty, unfun, and keep it far away
            >The problem will resolve itself when you have consistently found something else to do and somewhere else to go
            For a significant portion of you, the shape of your problem is the medium on which you're discussing the problem: your computer screen and the internet are like a condom that lets you simulate a social life at a distance, without ever actualizing one with real social interactions. Take the condom off. Touch grass.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah even the mere mention of the phrase pretty much tells me I'm about to hear a bunch of moronic normie advice from someone who never had any of my issues in the first place. You have to wonder how these people actually believe they're telling people things they haven't heard before.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >eyes
        It looks like you haven't slept in days. Fix your sleep schedule and buy some nivea cream to help with eyebags. Also do the spoon trick (google it)
        >Face structure
        Yours is actually pretty normal and decent. You could reduce its puffyness by eating less salt and cutting down carbs.
        >Physical structure
        You're 5"7, so you're short. Workout and stay lean. Build some muscle and a better frame to compensate.
        >Hair
        Your beard looks unkept but nothing crazy. As for your hair get a short middle part or something that looks good and is trendy. Right now it's mainly textured fringes, wavy perms, middle parts. As for right now, you can go to a barber and ask for a fade or a taper on the sides.
        >Fashion
        I'm assuming you don't know how to dress so I'll make it short. Go outside and look at how people dress. Find some people that look good and have friends and mimick their style. However, don't aim for anything too niche. Stay somewhat basic.

        The truth is, looks aren't the problem. I'm honestly guessing that your problem is that you don't know how to dress nor that you keep good hair, which turns people away from you. Learn how to dress and start practicing social skills and eventually you'll get attention and learn how things work.

        Good advice, nuff said. Take a closer look at these OP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      been working out for like 8 years still no hoes and no hope xD

      you look like the kind of guy who knows a guy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you look too polish to be saved. starve to 5% bf and maybe you get some girl who's into druggies

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried going outside? You look as average as average can be.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i go outside pretty often and go out with friends a lot i don't really ever get attention from girls

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        People can sense misery. If anything, stop buzzing your hair.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would even say slightly above average

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bro, idk... it looks like life beat you down or something... you look like you need to put your life in order. Like a brokie who does nothing and is looking for a gf, because he thinks this will somehow fix his life. That's the impression you gave me.

    Like an npc. With an oiled face full of acnes. The average shy guy, who probably stays quiet afraid of people talking over him or something.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      damn you really hit it on the head that's what happened. Life was just really hard on me and also my mom so as time went on i kind of lost hope and i guess you can see it on my face

      People can sense misery. If anything, stop buzzing your hair.

      it really doesn't grow much more

      • 1 month ago
        Seanonymous

        focus on getting your life together before you waste money on status symbols like other anon suggests. godspeed fren.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          so that's actually what i've been doing. I have a nice car and a good job making almost six figures working 4 days a week my life got better but the damage was done to my soul

          • 1 month ago
            Seanonymous

            oh yeah then just go out more. sorry about the trauma. you'll carry that weight but it'll become not a big deal over time unless you obsess about it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Life is much more than cars and money.
            I can give you advice on how to improve your "spirit", but the best thing for you would be therapy.

            I hope that doesn't scare you, because it's much easier and helpful than you probably believe.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i just started going to therapy and i do think so far its been helping me

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's great to hear man.
            Life's a journey, and you should be proud of how far you've come, and how hard you are still working.
            Keep up the good work.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >would be therapy
            Therapy is bollocks anon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >"it really doesn't grow much more"
        Have you tried hair growth supplements?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this post freaks me out with how accurate it is about me.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking solely for looks you might benefit from a simple face routine to cleanse your skin (forehead) more. Also you can look into wearing some accessoire maybe- necklace, ring, etc

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Puffy face. Reduce carbs it'll improve your complexion.
    Unstyled hair. Get it done somewhere else.
    Lazy beard
    Shitty clothes. Improve your wardrobe
    Wear boots with a bit of lift to them.
    Your main problem is your dress.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You have a weak chin and jawline. Try doing mews.

    Your haircut doesn't suit your face. Grow it out and get it cut to suit your face shape.

    Otherwise, your problem isn't your looks. Your problem is the rest of you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this advice is mostly bullshit. no normal human being in the past thought: "I need to self improve for women to like me!" Its all a byproduct of hypergamy. The worst thing you can do is self improve to get women. You should be doing it for yourself. Also notice how fat slobs walk around with girlfriends everywhere.
      Being 5'7 is probably the thing holding you back the most to be honest. You need to get into a mindset where you dont really care about being short, but the truth is you are done from the get go 80% of the time being 5'7 and even if you get someone she will be drooling over tall guys. This is just the harsh truth.

      Also mewing only works for getting your hyoid bone higher but in the long run it changes nothing. For looksmaxxing the harsh truth is that most things dont work. Only real maxxes without getting surgery is losing your weight and doing skincare.
      Fashion maxxing is worth noting but dont overdo it. At 5'7 people will think you are overcompensating.

      Also I dont know why people keep talking about your expression. Studies have found that smiling makes you less attractive.

      For getting girls cold approach is not the way. Cold approaching is basically tinder in real life so it is not a good option for 95% of men. What you can really utilize with women is the exposure effect. Basically the more she sees you, the more attractive you become to her, because she gets comfortable with you around (you are familiar and therefore safe). That is why school is where all the uglies get girlfriends, because they are forced to be around each other every day for years.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fantastic advice. Only thing I would say is don't bother with fashion, dress plainly but dress well, don't look like a bum and as long as you don't look like a bum you'll be dine. Also agree with cold approaching.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        More blind leading the blind cope.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >blin leading the blind
          >refuses to elaborate
          >leaves
          kek

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            what is there to elaborate?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think you're a pretty good looking dude but as others have said you have a somewhat sad/run down/self conscious look on your face that probably has an impact on how you're perceived. Sounds like you're making some good choices in your life already so just keep it up. I'm the same height as you and always was self conscious about it, but when I started weightlifting it improved my confidence a lot and people started treating me differently. That'd be my top recommendation if you haven't already started.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what is it about my face though. that post post literally listed off my life without anything not applying to me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You look a little bit moronic like that druggie guy from Euphoria or Mac Miller. Or like Will Poulter. You can make that work in your favor though, embrace a chav aesthetic and attitude

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      been working out for like 8 years still no hoes and no hope xD

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, you should do fine man.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          wait a second

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/BRJ62va.jpg

        How can i improve my looks? 23 year old male get no attention from women also 5'7

        God I want you.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          are you a woman?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Assuming that you're not struggling due to your height, you look way too serious. Grow out the hair too and stop dressing like you're fresh out of jail lmao. Your hairline is great for your age yet you have a dumb out of date buzz cut thing going.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing you can do about your height, besides wearing boots or shoes with big soles. Fix your skin, no acne as a man, unacceptable. Learn to smile more, but don’t show all your teeth like a basedboy. Either grow the beard more or shave it off completely, grow out your hair, buzz cut isn’t doing you favors. Look for business medium length cuts. When out have a good time, be positive and don’t give a shit if someone does or doesn’t like you. Practice makes perfect.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You are not ugly but you look kinda creepy. Like you have dead bodies of women in your basement

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      damn man what is it that makes me look creepy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        probably the desperate loneliness in your eyes

        get a dog and then give that dog a hug

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Idk, you look too serious. I would advice you to grow your hair and get a nice haircut. Your current haircut isn't nice. Also shave your face entirely. You have good features, you got looksmaxx potential trust me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No he doesn't, don't be a c**t. And people are often more vibrant and charismatic in motion anyway.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >23 year old male get no attention from women also 5'7
    You aren't bad looking but you are just a bit young. Maybe try growing out your beard to look a bit more mature for the ladies.
    To be honest you probably aren't socially outgoing enough to get with girls and that's the actual problem. Do you go to social gatherings? Do you spend time around women? Idk bro you just gotta go for it. And even if you get attention from girls it doesn't always work out.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You actually look fine , you just have what I call "no discipline" face. There's a tier of guy that is ALMOST passing and girls would give them a shot but just isn't over the line cause they don't take care of themselves.

    Train 6X a week , drink lots of water , Intermittent fast, and eat exclusively clean -- you will be glowing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i just saw your physique , honestly I bet its your personality and energy - you dont look like you smile often and are going through a lot

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're completely fine, dude. And you're 23. Don't worry, these things work themselves out over time. I thought and felt the same way you did but it all worked out in the end. What's your financial situation? Do you have anything tying you down where you are?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is it with all these fricking morons being unable to navigate to /soc/? Frick off homosexuals

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shave your beard
    Let your hair grow

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Your facial features are good you just need to sharpen your jawline and you're all good bro tbh you don't really need to care about your hair it does fits on you

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're endemic of any life in which one continually expresses refusal to perturb life's pendulum.

    You move within expected arcs, with consistent expected results whenever you don't change up. You can do it as a youngling, you can do it as an internet-obssessed mangoblin. The consistent underlying factor is not saying
    >frick it, I've gotta change up, let's do things different now
    then actually doing it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      for

      Most of those things applied to me already as a child who barely used the internet

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You look really good bro, what the frick are these guys saying
    You already go to the gym, maybe too muscular for some women, but you got a good build
    Gotta be boosting your confidence, go indoors climbing or something, that's a nice hobby to have. You can also date in a climbing gym, which is a good first date idea

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    High razor fade.

    Lose some fricking weight, you got big shoulders for a dude your size, and could have some nice arms if you put effort into it. Obviously don’t go all mini hulk at 5’7”.

    I’m gonna make dressing/fashion for you easy. Some high top sneakers and a pair of Chelsea boots. Order a 12 pack of plain colored t shirts off Amazon and see what works. One pair light colored jeans, one pair dark colored jeans, black slacks, a pair of khakis, and since you’re a white dude with darker hair go with earth tones like green and brown.

    Fix your fricking expression. You look like a morose and worthless motherfricker. Look like a fricking predator or at the very least an unhinged schizo. Foids in this thread will argue with me but chicks dig guys who look like they could blow up the planet if they wanted to.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get a little bit more tanned.

    Work out your side neck muscles (the scalenes).

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >eyes
    It looks like you haven't slept in days. Fix your sleep schedule and buy some nivea cream to help with eyebags. Also do the spoon trick (google it)
    >Face structure
    Yours is actually pretty normal and decent. You could reduce its puffyness by eating less salt and cutting down carbs.
    >Physical structure
    You're 5"7, so you're short. Workout and stay lean. Build some muscle and a better frame to compensate.
    >Hair
    Your beard looks unkept but nothing crazy. As for your hair get a short middle part or something that looks good and is trendy. Right now it's mainly textured fringes, wavy perms, middle parts. As for right now, you can go to a barber and ask for a fade or a taper on the sides.
    >Fashion
    I'm assuming you don't know how to dress so I'll make it short. Go outside and look at how people dress. Find some people that look good and have friends and mimick their style. However, don't aim for anything too niche. Stay somewhat basic.

    The truth is, looks aren't the problem. I'm honestly guessing that your problem is that you don't know how to dress nor that you keep good hair, which turns people away from you. Learn how to dress and start practicing social skills and eventually you'll get attention and learn how things work.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you get no attention that means im fricked

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you look unhappy, its not your looks, try to have fun with girls.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >5'7
    ovarida if u don't act fast. Get a limb lengthening surgery asap and hope u add 6-8 inches. If u don't get it done within an year or two, u'll have to compete with gen alpha who'll be more taller than zoomers. I'd wager their avg height to be atleast 6'1(6'3 or more for whites)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Get a limb lengthening surgery
      Lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        good luck competing with 6'5+ gen alpha chads pumping and dumping 25 yr old zoom prostitutes

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Your face itself looks fine and your body is good. Your eyebrow and eye shape (possible unibrow aside, pretty sure it's just a poorly lit photo) is very good from the front, and average from the side (which a hairstyle will help). Your nose is a bit small but is still on the good end of average. You have a slight underbite that, while better than an overbite, is not great and makes you look tense. See a dentist about that. If nothing can be done about it, it's not too terrible. You have a strong chin, good cheek bones, strong neck, and an average jaw, so I'd lean to not having a beard for you. Average lips, which is good. Average size ears, not very important. Posture seems okay too, but hard to say from the photo.

    Establish a daily skin care routine to deal with your acne. Grow your hair more (not sure how you think it doesn't grow more because that sounds impossible and like you're not patient) and then get it done by a hairdresser, not a barber. Your forehead looks bigger because of the buzz and it makes you seem depressed. From the lighting, can't tell if you have a unibrow or not, but if you do get that fixed, but don't bother changing your eyebrows if not. Either grow out your beard or lose it. This in between makes you look like a teenager who's excited to be able to grow anything. Can't give advice on how you dress based on these pics.

    You seem pretty good looking at your base. I think you just a) are too tense with women b) have a bad haircut and c) think you're ugly enough to warrant posting your actual face on NSFFW. Being 5'7" isn't ideal and some women will ignore you based on that, but most probably won't in practice unless you're only going for tall women. Most say they want "at least 6'0" but will settle for "taller than me" if is combined with actually liking him. You are visually able to be decent looking and I think you could easily get a girl if you make a few small changes and get some self-esteem. Also, you're 23, calm down.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Also, you're 23, calm down.

      Yeah... I would say don't calm down at all, because the next 10+ years are going to go by so goddamn fast for him. It's a fricking blur I swear.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sunny day today go outside smile and touch grass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lmao he unironically looks much more pleasant and approachable

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This makes me think you need a skincare routine too. You should try to make Patrick Bateman envious of your morning routine, because women's psychopathic biology can not be reasoned with, only accommodated or worked around.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and if you say "sorry" it should be for something meaningful. Do not apologize for anything ever, otherwise.

      Get used to saying "thank you" instead.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw a bad photoshop to put you outdoors and 6 seconds in faceapp immediately moves you from a 5.5 to a 8
      Grass-touch bros... we're all gonna make it...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >a 8
        I hope you don't unironically believe this.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'd accept any value between 6-8 as valid for the guy in the photoshopped pic. A good smile and being NSFFW goes a long way.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He isn't fit, what the frick are you talking about?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            if

            been working out for like 8 years still no hoes and no hope xD

            is genuinely him, not only is he NSFFW, he's jacked.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This isn't him. Look at the ears and shoulder width.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Tbh I could be convinced either way. He looks pretty buff under the sweater in the second pic in a way that would match the snap pic.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ???

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not a timestamp with you in the shot or proof. A guy posting mirror selfies could easily have a collection of several saved up from someone's postings online.

            My guess is you found some musclenerd online and are just larping as him with the pics. Loser

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hahahah look at him go!

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This should be on a sticky by now.

    1. Go to a salon, have them thread and wax your eyebrows, they do not thin them on men so don't worry. They are literally fricking professionals on doing this bro, I can't believe I Looked worse than I could have for so long just because I didn't go to a salon. An added bonus is there's lots of qt girls working there that make shit money and are looking for a good man.

    2. The salon can also thread/wax your facial hairs, it's how some guys appear to naturally grow out a perfectly formed beard with no errant hairs in certain areas. The hairs have just been pulled out in those areas and take a long time to regrow.

    3. The red eyes makes it look like you are a stoner.

    4. Your shirt is pretty low end, but you are definitely not ugly. You should be able to do well.

    5. Over a long period, your hygiene is the most important aspect that will be noticed. Do not EVER do anything while dirty or stinking. Every interaction with you, you should be looking and smelling good.

    6. Dress better than your co-workers, but not better than the boss.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i am a stoner

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm willing to bet $50,000 that your problem isn't your looks.

    If I had to guess, I'd say your problem is:

    >you have as many interesting hobbies as you have decorations on your bedroom walls
    >hanging out with you is about as neat as your bedsheets
    >your personality is as colorful as your shirt is

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    women's experience of attraction is constantly in flux, it's a dimmer switch.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You are not bad looking, Do you approach women? I'm 5'8 and balding was shaving my head now buzzing it, I'm older I find that younger women are attracted to me

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You look fine. Grow your hair longer. And you don't need that beard with a hairline like that.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    JUST

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Grow out your hair, get a cool face scar, never wear that gray color again

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    grow some hair stupid, you'd be attractive if you didn't have that haircut

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You look like my friend that I had as a kid. You aren't from Ohio, are you?

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Your skin looks dead and lifeless. No healthy reddish glow, nothing. Your eyes look dead. It looks like you’ve cried a lot in the past. You look like a corpse basically. And you’re 5’6

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You look depressed and lifeless. Your skin has no reddish undertone, no glow. Eyes are glazed over and dead. And your 5’7

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao sucks to suck. Meanwhile I'm devilishly handsome and have lots of sex and I don't even work out

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DUDE DO YOU EVEN HAVE A RED GLOW TO YOUR SKIN?? AND YOU LOOK DEAD AND GLAZED LIKE A FRICKING DONUT. IN FACT, YOU ARE JUST A FRICKING JELLY DONUT TO ME. AND YOU'RE 5'8

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get a fade
    your hair looks messy and fricked up

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    grow your hair out a bit so you can actually have a hairstyle
    wear less gray
    smile

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