How can we teach American women the importance of proper feminine hygiene practices?

A lady's cum-bucket can either be a gleaming tabernacle or a reeking Port-A-Potty. It all comes down to proper bacterial management. Sex should be something wonderful, not a test of one's endurance in germ warfare. The veganas of America's women MUST be cleansed. If a nation cannot control the stink of its women, that nation is surely doomed to perish.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >clean your vegana
    women aren’t trannies, and veganas clean themselves. It wouldn’t even be wise to “clean” it with water.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not necessarily a vegana but remember that the pee hole is close to it therefore it should be cleaned to avoid reeking of residual uric acid

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do you wash your peephole every time you piss? This is just another closeted gay I hate women thread where you get to complain about how sour the grapes you can never reach are.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          We got a c**t expert over here guys

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Actually, someone who actually dated once in a while.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I’ve banged around 10 women. I don’t need to date once in a while I think I know enough.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Pee is stored in the balls

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They need to wash their bum.
            That's where all the eggs get stored

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The decent sane ones already do. Your dealing with human trash if they don't wash and have access to water.

      Am I the unluckiest frick ever or do a LOT of women not wash their c**ts properly?? Cause I reckon I've only been with one chick who practiced proper fricking hygiene.

      • 1 month ago
        Sage

        Its their diet and ~~*Hygine products*~~
        really fricking sad whats going on.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You’re literally not supposed to wash her vegana. The b***h you were with was probably constantly getting UTI’s and you just didn’t know it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Also another virgin moron who has never spent time around women if he thinks a vegana is supposed to be “washed”

          Are you for real? I was of the mind veganas need to be washed BECAUSE I've been with too many women who fricking stink down there. Not just that but one tasted fricking foul when we 69'd (yeah it's unmasculine to do oral on a chick blahblahblah). But you might be on to something because it's not like they didn't shower regularly or anything, I just suspected them of not washing their cooches. I still can't imagine that washing themselves out CAUSES the stink and overall bad state of their pussies though, that just sounds stupid.

          • 1 month ago
            It Really is the jews

            >BECAUSE I've been with too many literal prostitutes who fricking stink down there as I was the extra sloppy 15th that day

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            True a couple were actual hoes who cheated on me, but even with partners that followed me like sheep for a few days so there was zero chance of being anything but first with them, they were a bit off.

            all the guys complaining about shit like "my gf has a stinky vegana" and "my gf annoys me while gaming", boo hoo.

            The entire experience is overrated yes including sex. Well it's alright but I don't think it's worth the insane amount of effort and upkeep just for sex, you should be looking for a serious partner if you're gonna bother putting in the effort it takes to get women genuinely interested in you. Like, you should do it when you seriously want to settle down and have a family is what I've learned, otherwise just live for yourself and your own hobbies and interests and skill building stuff without giving a frick what others think.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If I find a woman without a smelly snatch I will consider it a miracle

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It’s all about the chemistry and what they consume. Excess alcohol doesn’t help nor does eating junk food. Some women’s chemical make up is such that their pussy gets a little more gamey. Yeast infection can also be a source.
        - Shower or bathe regularly. Get this: The off smell could just be a sign you need a shower or bath.
        - Stop washing inside your vegana.
        - Check for recent product swaps.
        - Stay hydrated.
        - Eat a healthy balanced variety of foods

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Okay thanks for the first actual answer with some tips. I know there a lot of women who are against showering or bathing every day, but maybe some leave it off for too long. And yeah not a lot of them have great diets even if their bodies are decently fit. I can believe dieting, hydration levels, and product swaps affecting their genitals a significant amount. The not washing inside the vegana I'm still a bit iffy on but I'll not know how much that affects them unless I get with a chick who'll put up with me wanting to experiment with that, but that's probably not gonna happen without weirding them the frick out or them taking it as an insult. Idk I've always drawn the line at prodding about someone's body or saying it has serious flaws to their face because my sister and I both dealt with body dysmorphia in the past.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They get told their vegana is self cleaning by feminists like in the OP image so they just let it stink.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks for that mansplaination. The problem is people like you who refuse to bother with actual research but would rather blame everything on feminism.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're welcome, you disgusting troony. Feminism won't get you laid, moron. But you already knew that, it's why you cut your dick off.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Feel better? You’re still an idiot.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >10 posts by this ip
            Seriously consider suicide right now. The same way a dick smells and collects cheese if you don't wash it, the same way girls collect smegma between their pussy lips and in their pubes from vegana secretions and not changing their underwear and cleaning their pussies. You are genuinely moronic. I almost vomitted from the smell once.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You’re totally clueless aren’t you. No one said not to wash the pubic region. The vegana is like your throat and windpipe. It’s lined with a fine layer of mucus and cilia that encase particulates and bacteria and guides them- with the aid of spittle— to your stomach or traps them in your nasal passages. The vegana does the same thing- uses a coat of mucus and cilia to guide particulates in bacteria back out of the body. Beyond that (the vulva), you wash with mild soap and water. Guy’s crotches stink because of sweat, heat, fungi and bacteria growing in all those folds of skin. Guys need to wash once in a while as well.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Actual roasties ITT. I’m impressed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Women are just nasty but also so fun to frick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're a gross loser who normal women don't even look at. The stinky ones think you're in their league, because you are.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Soaking in the tub too often can actually be a source of veganal infection.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tell that to my 15 yo self & then GF. First lay, pretty hot girl (was a senior, me a sophomore). Her pussy stench would fill the room. I thought they all smelled like that until I knew better.

      What was her problem??

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    every day I think God i was born with external plumbing, I can't imagine having a reeking bleeding hole in my body that constantly gets infected

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I keep my girl’s vulva and vegana clean with my tongue.

    • 1 month ago
      Sage

      Bascillus culture it, she’ll thank u and she’ll have way more lube
      Also check out dr ammon hill’s chemical muse
      Womens veganal excretions can create amazing compounds

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These b***hes don’t know how to clean their anus

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pussies just stink

    Also it is a flawed design that all pussies are about one inch from the sewer pipe .

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Pussies just stink
      Late bloomer, eh?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just stop dating trailer trash and nogs. it‘s that easy

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The decent sane ones already do. Your dealing with human trash if they don't wash and have access to water.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Also another virgin moron who has never spent time around women if he thinks a vegana is supposed to be “washed”

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They do need to be washed you fricking idiot. Just because you fell for what some stanky roastie told you doesn’t make it true. Embarrassing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lol. I love all the losers in this thread who are with women who don’t even respect them enough to shower for them. I promise you they showered for Chad.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just like when you retract your foreskin, she has to wash with water. No soap just water, also no smoking and way less dairy.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    okay, so I need a woman who wears tight yoga pants, polyester panties, skips showers, and doesn't change after the gym.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    all the guys complaining about shit like "my gf has a stinky vegana" and "my gf annoys me while gaming", boo hoo.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >t.stinky holes meme flag

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the one’s complaining don’t actually have girlfriends. Just another excuse as to why they don’t date: pussy stank. At least you’re honest enough to admit you’re lonely and would put up with any inconvenience of having one

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Uhh just use water! It is """self cleaning"""!
    Absolute crock of shit. If I don't go in the bathroom while my wife is showering and give her a soap fingering, her pussy will stink like a Chinese fish market in July immediately after she gets out of the shower. She never had a yeast infection in the 19.5 years we've been together. Don't listen to the filthy feminists who want women to have stinky c**ts because they think it gives them empowerment over men. Clean your b***h's pussy or suffer the consequences.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >If I don't go in the bathroom while my wife is showering and give her a soap fingering, her pussy will stink like a Chinese fish market in July
      >Clean your b***h's pussy or suffer the consequences.
      Yeah this is my experience too finally I'm not alone on this.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >wash regularly
    >vegana is self-cleaning

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OP means that you don’t have to brutally scrub your vegana as it does clean itself. Doesn’t mean you can’t wash your pubic region with mild soap and water once in a while.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the reason why women "smell good" is because they douse themselves in fragrances to cover up their natural scent. When a woman walks past in and there's a cloud of floral scent around her, it's because she knows she stinks and is covering it up. The life of a woman is one of constant deception and misdirection.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If a woman douses herself in scent, it’s because they don’t know how to properly wear a perfume. Teen boys aren’t much different ( Axe and Old Spice, cheap after shaves and other body odor hiders). I’ve dated more than a few women that do know how to properly wear scents. 1. The scent are for their own pleasure; not a substitute for good hygiene or pheromones. 2. The scent should only be detectable within close range or intimate situations. I shouldn’t smell flowers when I walk into the room ; I should get a hint of flowers if we are working more closely together. Keep in mind, many people are sensitive to scents of any sort, especially if they have allergies or are sick so just a dab will do you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The scent are for their own pleasure
        About as believable as women saying they dress like bawds for their own comfort.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I know weird, huh. People actually doing shit because they like it rather than having to be concerned what everyone else around them thinks. Seriously, WTF?!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, a healthy women's bra is oddly relaxing.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's called "bacterial vaginosis" and there are medications for it.
    Try not to freak out about it, just tell your gf to go see a gynecologist.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh my fricking God the ACTUAL answer thank you so damn much anon! I can finally leave this shitshow of a thread.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeast infections are also common. Some women are more prone to them, sexually active or not.

    • 1 month ago
      It Really is the jews

      >just tell your soon to be EX gf to go see a gynecologist.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Would you ditch your girl if she suggested you see a specialist for a health condition?

        • 1 month ago
          It Really is the jews

          No, But many would ditch you/I - Most will take that suggestion very personally.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It depends on how you worded it. Being offended because you’re being a dick or being offended because you’re not comfortable hearing something you’re probably aware of but weren’t willing to face are two different animals.

          • 1 month ago
            It Really is the jews

            And that is why I said Many or Most.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would women concern themselves with veganal heigene when there are men willing to accept her for who she is? A nasty prostitute.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    most american "women" dont have veganas ....

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Physically transitioned males to females make up less than 1% of American females. About 1.6 million people of both sexes identify as transgender, far less have physically transitioned in the US. The odds of you accidentally dating a transgendered woman with a “vegana” are pretty slim. Probably on par with your odds of dating a natural female.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        wrong, first you sound like a women, second i dont hate women and abhor the women hate thread for what they truly are : nothing more then pathetic incels seething and women 24/7 . But american women are one of the most disgusting creatures on this planet right after the Pajeetas

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You familiarity to American women probably doesn’t extend much beyond social media and this site though.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            wrong mutt, ive witness american women first hand all over Europe . They are nothing more then degenerate unclean creatures that make the bongland women look like royal ladies in comparison . I would not touch an American women even with a stick.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When did the psyop of "tHe vegana Is SeLf ClEaNiNG" begin? I don't remember that shit in health class in the 90s

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The vegana (inside) is self cleaning bit the vulva (outside) is not

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I took a couple semesters of sex Ed and anatomy and Physiology back in the early 80’s and it was a know fact then. You ought to have put your game boy down and paid better attention

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hear from older gals that their grandmothers would scare them with stories about septic shock.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anyone got the gif of the cartoon girl whose pussy stink is wafting out of her crotch?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Women honestly believe that their veganas are more valuable than their livelihood. They're not wrong. Lmao!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Men believe that. Some women have figured out you’re pretty easy to manipulate as a result.

  19. 1 month ago
    It Really is the jews

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  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If what you want is unrealistic, then you basically don't know what you want.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is a good example of why humans are disgusting.
    Taking a goddamn shower is a point of contention.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its not that simple, if they go to a gynecologist and that doctor hasn't properly cleaned its instrument then congratulations darling , you get veganal infection

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe in your third world country. We used sterilization techniques and disposable examination equipment.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you got very emotional , tell me, are you a cat mommy ?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Finally a reason to post this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This actually happened to me, you guys underestimate the smell when you only hear about it on memes. I've smelled literal shit that didn't make me gag but that fricking pussy smell triggered my gag reflex the same way rotten eggs do.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hahahaha

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Women must be cleansed.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes let's talk about big problems like how to make a vegana not smell.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    now they have commercials for full body deodorant for use "down there". previous generations didn't need this

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    all body odor is 100% diet. Do a few days fast to kill funguses and parasites and stop feeding them with sugar.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's the tight yoga, pants, being a fatass, and cheap underwear that causes them to stink. She needs to take a shower everyday, wash her pussy, douche once a month after her period, and wear cotton boxer shorts, or boy shorts underwear and she will be fresh and tasty.
    Those thongs combined with tootight
    pussy-pants are why zoomettes have nasty pussy. Plus their just lazy, fat, stupid, eat goyslop and pills for breakfast

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's). Also, "Bart's Fart & Shart" doesn't make any sense because the store wasn't called "Feed & Sheed" under Sneed's ownership so stop posting it.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tell your gf to take the cranberry pill (literally in pill form). And, wash your butthole. Stop drinking wine and taking birth control too

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