How come autistic women always have boyfriends

But autistic men always seem to be permanetly lonely?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they are an easy catch for Chad, autistic women are unable to show resistance
    >But autistic men always seem to be permanetly lonely?
    because we lack masculinity

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is masculinity?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretending to be tough. Autists don't do it because they hate pretending anything

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kek you don't have to pretend to be anything when you have good genes

          being a man is having wisdom

          cope

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nta but masculinity isn't only genes, it's also personality.
          you wouldn't call a weak willed homosexual who is scared of everything masculine would you? Even if he had good genes.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            personality is 100% genetic you effeminate moron

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Explain all the non-masculine men in relationships then
          >inb4 betabuxxing

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is true. False Alpha masculinity is pretending to be tough, but actually being an insecure, incompetent pussy.

          Real masculinity is being responsible and in control, which false alpha Chads see as weak because they can't do it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        being a man is having wisdom

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is where feminists out themselves irl because the qualities they give will be what they've been saying women can do just as well as men. equality everywhere apart from relationships so they can continue to reap that sweet female privilege

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Being able to clearly communicate and show control over your environment through picking your battles and negotiating. Autists also want to always be in control, but they're just annoying because they can't fricking compromise. Working with autists is something I do not wish on my worst enemies

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Girls are taught magic "girl secrets" and the entire government panders to them thanks to the roman catholics and israelites and chinese communist party lobbyists LARPing as people who knew God all along so they can attempt to establish the ultimate freemason pyramid scheme of milking every child born onto this world until death, all in the name of the glory of nations set forth through bloodshed
      But, it's all fantasy for Black folk getting honeypotted into their own death traps and everlasting Hell to come beyond this human life.
      Repent, CIA Black folk, if you even know what that is.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      autism is literally just a hypermasculine brain, dumbass

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what are you smoking? 90% of autists look severely undeveloped and have feminine features

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm an autistic woman with an autistic boyfriend, what do you make of that

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Youre a troony and ur boyfriend is gay, doesnt count.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm cis unfortunately. He's very much cis too

        Probably 1 in a billion chance I know mentally unwell women they don't clean all they do is twerk and charge they phone

        Do you really think an autistic girl would like twerking anon

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Do you really think an autistic girl would like twerking anon
          yes you're probably obsessed with ice spice or some criminal female rapper you're off your gourd

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It'd be pretty funny if my special interest was like, Ice spice or something. Idk why we usually don't tend to obsess over normie things

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh? so music is out of special interests? Guess you can hardly call it that

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I enjoy music on a basic level, just like anyone else. My bf is a music nerd though

            >I'm cis unfortunately.
            Not a real word, you mean normal aka not a fetish crossdressing homosexual

            The term is still cis, idk...

            How did u autists meet?

            Thru the chan. There are plenty of autists here honestly

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do you happen to be edating and have no irl contact?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We meet periodically, we aren't too far away from each other

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can't enjoy any other music than the one I like like a handful of genre

            kek you don't have to pretend to be anything when you have good genes
            [...]
            cope

            Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How much searching did it take for you to find him? Like how long did it take?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm cis unfortunately.
          Not a real word, you mean normal aka not a fetish crossdressing homosexual

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "i'm cis" said no straight person ever.
          Your language betrays your degeneracy, fruit loop.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably 1 in a billion chance I know mentally unwell women they don't clean all they do is twerk and charge they phone

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        twerking is Black person behavior i just talk to my cat and take machines apart

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How did u autists meet?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you shave? Do you do anal? Do you swallow cum and piss? How often do you frick? Are you kinky? How fast do u cum?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women can't have autism. It's always faking it for attention. Like, it's literally not in your genetics, it is impossible. It is strictly a male condition.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm also autistic and my ex was autistic. It's the only kind of a relationship I want honestly.
      I could never relate to and understand a neurotypical person the way I could my ex.
      It just worked. No masking, no hassle, the relationship felt effortless.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not the person you're responding to but for sure. i don't want to be with someone because they liked the masking version of me, i feel like they'd get scared off when the realize they'd have to actually accommodate for me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It just worked. No masking, no hassle, the relationship felt effortless.
        Then why is she an ex?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Then why is she an ex?
          He. Because of long distance.
          We were together for 3 years and I still love him very much but due to life circumstances he couldn't leave his country and I couldn't leave mine.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What countries are those? Why didn't you date someone from this board instead of chad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That you are a liar

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >autistic women
    Do not exist
    >autistic men
    Do exist

    You're welcome, OP.
    /thread.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Men find autistic female behaviors cute
    t. autistic woman

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because as a man you need to be a hunter. you need to be charismatic and be able to pull b***hes. autistic men don't have that. females are the selectors. females wait at the finish line and pick up their winner. anyone could do that

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally the opposite, unless you didn't mean hunter literally.
      Autistic men are better at literal hunting.
      It's the social games about dividing the resources and women that they are deficient at.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i disagree, the autistic man is the most dangerous creature of all, you know why? because using linguistic tricks on them don't work, all they know is cold hard logic and if shit doesn't compute after you are done talking they either leave, tell you to frick off or bash your skull in.
        It just so happens that society has found a way to keep these men busy with pointless insignificant repetitive tasks, and thus the cycle of violence has been (temporarily) halted

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >because using linguistic tricks on them don't work, all they know is cold hard logic and if shit doesn't compute after you are done talking they either leave, tell you to frick off or bash your skull in.
          This is why they are socially deficient. Because all of the thousands of steps it takes to escalate to the point of violence, the socially savvy normalgay will realize they are in danger if they keep disagreeing and will conform to preserve their lives where an autistic man will think it's just another disagreement only for the normies to round up their buddies and murder him in his sleep.
          Autistic people don't have that level of sensitivity to social nuance like that.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            honestly i disagree, the entirety of human existance is a big social interaction, want to buy food? social, want to get a job? social, want to rent a house? social

            absolutely everything is social, we no longer live in pre-capitalist economy where people could own their own means of subsitance and live off the grid, we are literally bound to one another whether we like it or not and sitting in your room and inventing a mental problem to justify your problems isn't a solution to anything, you are literally just coping with reality and shifting the blame from yourself to some abstract problem that conveniently can't be solved.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being a moron that can't do much for themselves is a feminine trait, which is good on women but a death sentence for men if they don't massively make up for it with other traits (being a 6'+ tall chad visually)

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because very few women are autistic and most autistic women are not really autistic

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's the same with everything in the dating world, any kind of perceived disability makes it next to impossible for men and is nearly a boon for women.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm autistic, mediocre appearance, found a girl in this cesspool "not this board".
    She likes that I'm a fricking nerd, have weird hobbies, and we clicked, sometimes is luck, other times is just you being your self can attract someone into your hobbies, also really important if you share the same values

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same except actually on this board. She's also autistic so that helps.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because dating is (on average) easier for women
    really simple answer

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All the autistic guys I know have girlfriends. You just have to go out into the world. There's a whole tv show about autistic guys who have girlfriends.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Clinically moronic or merely pretending to be clinically moronic?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Pretending
        No they have actual autism, but it just didn't stop them from dating.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not pretending huh. My condolences. Maybe in your next life you'll be born with a brain.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So...they don't have autism. Social anxiety or some kind of personality disorder, that's not autism.
          Does any moron on this website even know what non-meme autism is ?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, nobody fricking knows. Zoomers were told they all have the A-word so they think anything outside acting like a movie character is autism.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's because looks(height and face) is all that matters. If you are good looking enough someone will eventually try to court you even if you are autistic. Autism rarely matters if you are good looking or tall enough.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because all women have terrible personalities anyway and men are more than used to making excuses for selfish and irrational behavior from the women they're fricking.

    There is absolutely NOTHING that an "autistic" girl could possibly do as a result of her "disability" that I haven't seen supposedly neurotypical girls do also. Unless we're talking Rain Man tier autism.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women care about love. Men don't. The only difference in your scenario is that minecraft servers are filled with men, and romantic hangout spots are filled with women. It doesn't take a genius to figure this out.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So there are these places where all the boyfriendless girls are sitting and hanging out waiting for a guy to approach them so they can become their girlfriend? Where is that?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where did I say they are waiting for a guy to approach them? You sound like Mark Zuckerburger trying to understand The Humans Behavior.

        >where is that
        Lakes, beaches, boardwalks, parks with a view, comfy restaurants, places with live music, etc.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So they're not waiting for a guy to approach them, but they still end up with a boyfriend? Even though the men don't go to those same places?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Correct. Pickup artists who "approach" are generally creeps and not looking for a girlfriend.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The guys who approach them in romantic hangout spots are pick up artist creeps, the other guys are at home playing minecraft, then who are those girls dating?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So there are these places where all the boyfriendless girls are sitting and hanging out waiting for a guy to approach them so they can become their girlfriend? Where is that?

          There are no places with single women. Women rarely admit to being single and will just lie about having a BF when asked.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then technically those places are full of single women, they just have anti-robot mechanisms

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Woman can only love themselves and their offspring. Men sacrifice happiness for their family and women sacrifice their family for happiness.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >women care about love
      GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH, good one anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dating apps are mostly men

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some people mistake being a feminine cuckold with autism. Like for example if a man feels "anxiety" just being around a cute girl and isn't able to lead a conversation, he is basically just acting like a woman. Many such cases.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're not autistic. If she has pink hair that's a dead give away.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because women are not autistic. They are just badly socialized, and only use the "A" word for sympathy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Neusch

      Frick that picture is heartbreaking. Why is it so unbalanced...?
      I'm not impressed with gods behaviour as of the last century.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everytime. They also love to say abloobloo I'm so lonely have no friend never had a bf, then if you get to know her "my 30 online boyfriends this" and "my 20 irl friends that". All the time.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just saw a tiktok of 30yr old "femcel"who claims to have never been in a relationship. So I click on her profile and in some other video she starts "so I just got out of my last situationship". And I don't understand why, why do women appropriate incel/manosphere vernacular?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Neusch

          An untapped niche of guys, that's their idea. Searching for shy chad i guess.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've found the opposite when trying to make a friend here. I'm the actual person with no rl or online friends and then so-called robots here are out for the weekend at fricking costume parties but then talk about those people not being "real friends, just people I work with, so lonely".

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        On discord ? i have no irl or online friends too and whenever i add or talk to someone from here it's a slippery slope where i discover how much of a giganormie they're, both males and females, and actually talking about social problems makes them show their colors
        i don't think true "robots" even care anymore

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just random anons years ago, not Discord, but they all had active social lives and got constantly invited out while claiming to be friendless losers. I haven't tried to add anyone else to talk in years, the general age of the board is way too young for that now

          Go away foid I hope you die

          I will die, inevitably

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go away foid I hope you die

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I've found the opposite when trying to make a friend here. I'm the actual person with no rl or online friends and then so-called robots here are out for the weekend at fricking costume parties but then talk about those people not being "real friends, just people I work with, so lonely".
        Same. The last time I had friends was like 15 years ago in highschool. But at least I'm grateful for the handful of discord friends that I have, even if they're not here often.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >then talk about those people not being "real friends, just people I work with, so lonely".
        I've been there. Sometimes these friendships can feel superficial at best. I had "work friends" that go to the bar after work They didn't mind me showing up but I was never really invited. They would plan other things outside of that and I would never be thought of. Not once would anyone even send a text just to say hi. At some point I began to feel selfish for forcing them to be around me and eventually withdrew before I quit. Now I have no one.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because there is no such thing as an autistic woman, the very concept is an egregore born of normalgay sadism designed to maximise the suffering of legitimate autists particularly by enabling the autist to troon pipeline

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do you even need to ask this question. women live on easy mode. my sister is ugly autistic, bpd, bipolar, basically insufferable to be around and has a bf. im basically just autistic and cant get a gf but i also dont really try anymore

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women have a privilege to be cute clumsy shut-ins you don't

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >women
    No matter what, they will get laid if they want

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My only saving grace is that I have the aggressive Linus Torvalds kind of Autism which everybody hates except for some women now and then.
    For example in school I was often in "fights" because I told people that you're a fricking moron if you pay more than $50 for something like shoes or more than $15 for any kind of shirt, or I told people they were using the wrong browser or listened to the wrong music. I beat up a guy once because he stole something from a construction site and I kept yelling "They NEED this for building you fricking moron" over and over.
    But for some women this spergy behavior still counts as aggression/dominance so maybe you could try that path.
    Just have strong opinions on anything really. Be the guy who likes a specific ice cream and hates all others or whatever. If you strongly dislike certain things even normie girls can get a feel for who you are or whatever.
    Someone will end up sleeping with you.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're not autistic and no one likes the Linus type of "autism"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This.
        So sick and tired of the internet autism meme

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're not autistic you're just a nerd
      Autists don't have clear goals and structure like what you just wrote, an autist will do everything right and just when he's about to seal the deal in any given life situation he will shit the bed and ruin everything because his brain told him to

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >an autist will do everything right and just when he's about to seal the deal in any given life situation he will shit the bed and ruin everything because his brain told him to
        literally me holy shit

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Autistic men are seen as subhuman in the eyes of women, like any man who isnt assertive and confident or good looking

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because autistic women tend to be vulnerable, naive and easy to control which makes them prime gf material

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever I see girls like this I want to kill myself. I don't think I will ever find love bros, it's all too much.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because women are shallow parasites and men are horny and desperate for anything they can get.

    Shallow women will reject autist because they're "weird" but men will accept anything they think will frick them. Men have no standards to meet, women have impossible standards to meet.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think this is actually the case.
    You're probably comparing "high functioning autistic women" to "less functioning autistic men"
    Lower functioning autistic women absolutely do not have boyfriend.
    I'm not even talking about non verbal women, just women that can't mask as well.
    My cousin is autistic and I can't even imagine her having a boyfriend.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no such thing as high function or low function autism, if you can 'mask" you're simply not autistic since that requires decent social skills which women always have unless they willingly choose to be "non-verbal" or unless they have a hole drilled through their frontal lobe.
      Your cousin is most likely down syndrome

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's why I used quotes. Some autistic people can be more social but still struggle with sensory overload and stim (rocking back and forth for example) to comfort themselves in private. Some are literally non verbal and smear shit and bang their heads on tables to comfort themselves. It really is a spectrum. Just because you don't smear shit on walls doesn't mean you're not autistic.

        My cousin is definitively not down syndrome. She is diagnosed with autism. She's not "low functioning" but you can tell something is off when you're with her. I think her family over protects her as well, she never had a job or a boyfriend and whenever she leaves the house she's with her mom.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Just because you don't smear shit on walls doesn't mean you're not autistic.
          kek that's not how it works, you're making a hyperbole then focalising the whole arguing point about it.
          the supposed autists that can "socialise" and "mask" simply aren't specifically autistic, that's quite the OPPOSITE of an autist. At that point if you have some quirk or other issue it's certainly a personality disorder.

          >She's not "low functioning" but you can tell something is off when you're with her. I think her family over protects her as well, she never had a job or a boyfriend and whenever she leaves the house she's with her mom.
          so she's a lazy pampered b***h ? gotcha

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >kek that's not how it works, you're making a hyperbole
            It's really not a hyperbole. My sister works as a teaching assistant. The autistic girl she was assigned with literally does that. She's not the only one either. In the same class there is also one autistic guy who is a bit bigger for his age, he throws tables and everything around him. It's actually really dangerous. I also know of a family in my town (I don't know them personally) who had to give up their autistic child because he was too much to bare with - biting others, hurting them, punching them. It was managable when he was little but the bigger he got he also got stronger.

            >the supposed autists that can "socialise" and "mask" simply aren't specifically autistic,
            I don't think you know what autism is. Masking is a big part of many autistic people. I also personally know an autistic guy who masks somewhat well in public, you probably wouldn't know he is autistic if you met him - but he still had struggles most autistic people have, it was especially visible in private.

            Not really. She loves to cook, she's productive at home. She's just not capable of having a job, as most autistic people aren't. I've seen some crazy statistic about 80% or so of autistic people being unemployed.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Masking is a big part of many autistic people.
            holy kek, does this even need explaining ?
            Masking literally requires social awareness and social competence, Autism literally nullifies both of those.
            If you can't tell that someone is autistic after interacting with them and they have to verbally state it to you or you just find something "wrong" with them they just have social anxiety.
            Also it's statistically impossible that you know this many autists and if anything it shows that most of them are overdiagnosed morons

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Disagreed but I will not argue further as it would be repeatitve

            >Also it's statistically impossible that you know this many autists and if anything it shows that most of them are overdiagnosed morons
            I literally only know 2 autistic people personally, one is my cousin and another is a close friend. The reason I know of other autistic people (that I don't know personally) is because my sister literally works with disabled children (autistic children included). It's literally her job to be around them and naturally she tells us about what's going on at her job.
            I also know a "statistically impossible" amount of people with down syndrome because I used to volunteer at events for disabled adults.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            None of the people in your headcanon are autistic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >woman that doesnt talk
      Can I get her number?

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because those are positive and desirable traits in a woman

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm an autistic woman. i've had one bf who also happened to be also autistic. he had to peruse me and i didn't really like him at first. i don't have a lot of confidence so i just go for guys who go for me first (which isn't a lot) so i assume it's because we are easy to approach since we won't do it first, lol

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Men have no standards
    Stop fricking asking this question

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Listen to me you fricking homosexuals, social interaction is just a bunch of patterns, copy the pattern, absorb the brain juices of your opposition, become the opposition, rewire your brain to find the weak spots, win.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's true, it's kind of like a video game in that sense. The boss fight seems tough until you notice the pattern and how to counter it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Listen to me you fricking homosexuals, social interaction is just a bunch of patterns, copy the pattern
      i would prefer not to

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if they could do that they wouldn't be autistic

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you are a human and can read this bunch of hieroglpyhs in your monitor that is emitting lights in a certain pattern for you to understand the thoughts i am having probably on the other side of the world from you right now then you can 100% do it. Humans are literally made for this you have convinced yourself that this is what you are, now you must evolve into a higher type, reach god, unite with god.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not how it works moron, even monkeys can be made to read "hieroglyphs" if we channel all of our scientific budgets towards that and they still wouldn't be able to grasp or replicate it
          i might believe you're an autist coping since you don't have any awareness that reading shit behind your monitor won't make up for your slopiness irl

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            stop making excuses, the point is that you can, you are just choosing to remain laying in your comfortable deathbed. Evolve or die

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >vague esoteric bs

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just frick hookers already

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no cute smoker gf to blow smoke in my face every morning to wake me up

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