How do I eat pussy? I have never done it before. I wanna do it well as I have a date this week

How do I eat pussy? I have never done it before. I wanna do it well as I have a date this week

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are not going to find good advice here. There are already a billion online articles about this you can google.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eating pussy on the first date
    enjoy your std

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only honest answer you'll need is that every pussy is different and there is no one size fits all answer. With learning how to pleasure a wiener its easy, while they may be different shapes and sizes they all work the same and have the same spots, so learn to suck one wiener you learn to suck them all. With pussies its completely different, some women can't get off when you use your tounge, some can't without it. Some prefer you to work the vulva, some prefer you to work the clitoris, some prefer a combination. Its really emblematic of women themself. But something more concrete would be.

    >Be passionate
    Even if you hate it, make her feel like you love doing it and it will be better for her self esteem and pleasure than anything you can do physically
    >Be sloppy
    Try to treat it like biting into an orange or peach. You're not doing it right if your chin and neck aren't covered in juice
    >Be willing to change
    Have her put her hand on your shoulder or hair and tell her to squeeze when you do something right. Change it up and see what works, and when you find something that works, stick with it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >With learning how to pleasure a wiener its easy, while they may be different shapes and sizes they all work the same and have the same spots, so learn to suck one wiener you learn to suck them all.
      pleasuring a 5x5 orally is totally different than an 8x6. physical limits like breathing come into play. you can be an amazing dicksucker and totally unable to even averagely service a monster

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like you're an expert buddy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No yeah. My current fwb had a bf who was average. She'd be able to suck his wiener no problem, although he had deathgrip and never washed, so they didn't do it often. I'm above average and it's really hard for her to keep her mouth open stretched enough so that I can fit in, and even then there is often scraping. It takes skill to pleasure a bigger dick with a small mouth.

        https://i.imgur.com/wfbkVBK.jpg

        How do I eat pussy? I have never done it before. I wanna do it well as I have a date this week

        Interested as well, because still basically incel, so bump. She wants me to eat her out as well, but I'm grossed out by the pubes and she refuses to shave at all costs. Is the hair noticable? What kind of taste/sensation should I be expecting?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and never washed
          wtf

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah he was a slob apparently. By the end of the relationship he only washed like once a week. She cheated on him with me and broke up immediately afterwards. It is what it is.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ill be honest anon i guessed, i've never sucked a wiener before

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Have her put her hand on your shoulder or hair and tell her to squeeze when you do something right.

      https://i.imgur.com/wfbkVBK.jpg

      How do I eat pussy? I have never done it before. I wanna do it well as I have a date this week

      that's a big one, communicate what feels good.
      but most importantly, lick that clit, most girls i have been with like you to really flick thier clit with your tongue. sometimes it gets too sensitive then just gently tease it from the sides. lots of licking is the key.

      Based on somewhat limited experience:
      1) 80% of sex happens in the woman's head, and not in the pussy. Make sure she feels desired, comfortable. Compliments go a long way.
      2) Did I mention women are cold all the fricking time? Make sure she's warmed up. Cuddle first, kiss a bit, caress her until she's warm.
      3) Communication is important. Eating a pussy properly works differently for different girls. I suggest following some guide like: https://badgirlsbible.com/how-to-eat-pussy and encouraging that she moves your head where she likes it.
      4) After the initial warmup, give her pussy some broad licks. Go over the pussy lips, s l o w l y. Eating pussy works best, if you do slow controlled movements.
      5) Look for the clit, because this is where the action is. (Remember: the clit is the equivalent of your wiener). Some girls may like direct stimulation of the clit, other girls may not. Find it out with her.
      6) What works for me is swinging the tongue below the clit from left to right slowly while touching her body all over. Make sure your mouth has accumulated enough spit.
      7) Sometimes massaging the clitoral hood from above works nicely, but mostly I simultaneously play with her breasts and nipples.

      Then you read articles what other people do, try it with her and see if she likes it or not.

      TLDR; Girls are sexually speaking less straight forward than guys. That's why I insist: Talk to her what feels good for her and what doesn't.

      >80% of sex happens in the woman's head
      and women's heads are fricked up now days.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eating pussy gets a bad rep among men because it's seen as filthy or beta but it's one of the most fun things about sex to me. it drives women wild. a good fricking will too, but eating pussy is a more sensual experience

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >because it's seen as filthy or beta
      "seen"? it just is

      >it's one of the most fun things about sex to me
      How are you not a cuck?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who said I'm not? I like to taste the bull's juices.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Someone who is incapable of enjoying having complete control over their partner through pure pleasure, the kind only you can give her, should just stick to men.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based truther
      I have an oral obsession and enjoy kiss, licking bodies and eating pussy/ass

      >because it's seen as filthy or beta
      "seen"? it just is

      >it's one of the most fun things about sex to me
      How are you not a cuck?

      gay who watched sopranos once

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you M or F?
    Do you have experience doing other things?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    teeth
    bite HARD

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Write out the alphabet with your tongue

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't do this it jus freaks them out

      jus put your tongue on it flat

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember your knife and fork.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eating pussy is like examining a wet octopus with your tongue

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based on somewhat limited experience:
    1) 80% of sex happens in the woman's head, and not in the pussy. Make sure she feels desired, comfortable. Compliments go a long way.
    2) Did I mention women are cold all the fricking time? Make sure she's warmed up. Cuddle first, kiss a bit, caress her until she's warm.
    3) Communication is important. Eating a pussy properly works differently for different girls. I suggest following some guide like: https://badgirlsbible.com/how-to-eat-pussy and encouraging that she moves your head where she likes it.
    4) After the initial warmup, give her pussy some broad licks. Go over the pussy lips, s l o w l y. Eating pussy works best, if you do slow controlled movements.
    5) Look for the clit, because this is where the action is. (Remember: the clit is the equivalent of your wiener). Some girls may like direct stimulation of the clit, other girls may not. Find it out with her.
    6) What works for me is swinging the tongue below the clit from left to right slowly while touching her body all over. Make sure your mouth has accumulated enough spit.
    7) Sometimes massaging the clitoral hood from above works nicely, but mostly I simultaneously play with her breasts and nipples.

    Then you read articles what other people do, try it with her and see if she likes it or not.

    TLDR; Girls are sexually speaking less straight forward than guys. That's why I insist: Talk to her what feels good for her and what doesn't.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >look for the clit
      i'm going to need my prescription spectacles and a magnifying glass. will she mind if i wear my orthodontic headgear? i might use cheeto dust to spice things up as well.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the most important thing is to remember that you are eating HER pussy, anons here (probably) have not eaten HER pussy. before i ate my first pussy i watched a video in which some lesbian pornstar gave a lot of special techniques and i tried them all ant the girl did not liks any of them. she told me what to do instead and it was nothing at all like in the video. of all that i had been told the only thing that was true for this woman where that it's good to build up rather than just bombard the clitoris, which i feel i might have got on my own. if you don't know about the internal anatomy of the clit that is a good thing to look up bit the most important thing is to listen. eat pussy with your ears (do not put your ears in her vegana (unless she asks you to)). also, enthusism.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Treat her clit like a speed bag. That is all.
    What is the meaning of the collarbone tattoos?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eating out the same pussy Tyrone and Jamal creampied in the club bathroom.

    LOL

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do some nice kissing and foreplay first.
    You don't want to go in full turbo and get your tongue tired after 2 minutes. Take your time and be consistent, keep the flow going as endurance wins over speed in this situation (just go full speed if she asks you to or signals it). Also you can do the 69, just so the girl can play too, that one worked well for me on all my dates. You can also look for tutorials on pornhub, they'll be better if are done by actual women who know the pussy way better than any man.

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