how do I find a kinky guy to date via online dating? I am an ancient hag, I don't know what anyone uses anymore

how do I find a kinky guy to date via online dating?
I am an ancient hag, I don't know what anyone uses anymore
also I failed to launch, I don't know how to talk to anyone and I keep seeming to turn people off/make them reconsider
also the freak-sex needs to be his idea otherwise I can't get off and plus what pervert would want to just pretend to corrupt a bawd from the internet that's already flicked it to literally everything, can't be much fun

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trying to corrupt the fine young men again, truly sad. What do you have against them?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if I don't do it, who will????

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ooohhh kinky, I approve. I think you could have a lot of fun young lady. But you are already a degen so they can't really have them corrupt you.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I am an ancient hag,
    so 30?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      29

      Let me mark where I lost interest in your post
      >also the freak-sex

      Okay then we aren't compatible, that's cool, everybody's different

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>I am an ancient hag,
      >so 30?

      I'm 43 what does that make me? bone dust?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it definitely makes you out of touch with slang

        >The last one I ever tried was OkCupid, is that still a thing or does everyone use apps for this now?
        I honestly don't know, but I think apps are mega popular since on phone and easy to use.
        Are you very loose? I find loose girls hot

        I am in my head kek
        I wish I had a boyfriend I could go out with, dressed up in prostitute-cosplay lol
        I would totally smash in public

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I wish I had a boyfriend I could go out with, dressed up in prostitute-cosplay lol
          >I would totally smash in public
          Ahh frick I have a full hard on now. You are my dream woman. If I had a woman like that I would pay for her cosplay and such, but I don't think I would be good at finding other guys for her to frick, but I would love that

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >kinky
          I wish more women were into truly violent and depraved kinks, but usually it's just bland shit that wouldn't shock me when I was 9, much less now.

          >public prostitute cosplay
          Yeah this is bland.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            now why would I *lead* with the bad stuff?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How big are your breasts?
        Are you white?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let me mark where I lost interest in your post
    >also the freak-sex

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >freak-sex
    I'm a freak, but I'm a porn addicted cuck weirdo.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      which dating site would you be most likely to use haha
      I like a lot of different kinds of weird shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm kinda young, but also kinda old. I'm 21 and I have never used a dating site before so I don't know. I'm a bit aversive to tinder though since I saw my mom use it...

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and about how attractive are you?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been repeatedly told "6," but I have no way of knowing if this is accurate, kind, or cruel due to the autism

      Are you at least a virgin?

      No, I like to frick white, white boys (yes)

      I'm kinda young, but also kinda old. I'm 21 and I have never used a dating site before so I don't know. I'm a bit aversive to tinder though since I saw my mom use it...

      The last one I ever tried was OkCupid, is that still a thing or does everyone use apps for this now?

      Ooohhh kinky, I approve. I think you could have a lot of fun young lady. But you are already a degen so they can't really have them corrupt you.

      >you are already a degen so they can't really have them corrupt you
      >tfw you will never be 11 again
      ;n;

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The last one I ever tried was OkCupid, is that still a thing or does everyone use apps for this now?
        I honestly don't know, but I think apps are mega popular since on phone and easy to use.
        Are you very loose? I find loose girls hot

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just accept it as the truth, why don;t you get a bf instead of complaining. It can't be that hard for you, especially if you use your head for a bit. Getting a young man wanting to try things.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not even complaining, I'm surveying for info

          How big are your breasts?
          Are you white?

          double-A
          yes but american mongrel-white lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What info do you want? You can literally just go on hinge and talk to people till you find on interesting, its not hard.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You don't glean info by saying saying "give me the info," you gain it organically through conversation; I've already done it here, and thank you kindly, since you mention it

            also, not exactly serious but not exactly joking either, smart phones are scary and I fricking hate them and I want my fricking sidekick back or at least a slider keyboard, literally how the frick is this the standard now, no tactile feedback? you guys are just content to live like this? you don't care about buttons? I care about buttons. this is awful.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are a fricking b***h. have a nice day

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm already dead, lick the insides of my decaying butthole-tube lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your mouth is the other end of your butthole-tube.
            When we kiss, we make a long tube with an butthole at both ends.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why did god make me attracted to insane women
            just send this kind of shit to whoever you're attracted to, if someone responds, they're into you/insane hags

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you at least a virgin?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are you in a big urban area?
    either way, you just need to get on the apps you will have so many matches
    Do you actually want a partner or just hookups?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tiny rural town, it's been my biggest issue because I knew all of these fricking people in school kek
      tbh what I really want is a sweet ol boy I can climb like a tree and watch while he sleeps and shits and I can wash all his stuff cuz that's helpful but also I can see all his stuff and I wanna fricking bite sometimes cuz I get feelings real hard sometimes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What state is this tiny rural town in?
        How quickly would you be willing to move in?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fetlife is great.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fetlife is overrun by consent fetishists.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what do you think of bald men

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