How do i get a bf who pays for my rent,hair and expensive icecream

Cause i am a bawd who likes to sleep in and because i genuinly would not have the energy to put on a relationship if i have to work more hours on a job. Cannot live together cause im messy and dont want to have arguments

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    idk but i want a boyfriend who will buy me cute clothes and makeup underwear and likes to see me in them. those are my main interests so itd be really cool... a girl can dream

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      same i am sure you will!

      https://i.4cdn.orgNSFFW1707599170952162.jpg

      Your post is just going to get pruned again homosexual. Maybe try getting a job instead of going :3 give me free money >w< and I do nothing!!!~~

      i have a job i am just sleepy haha

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If you have a job then pay for your rent, hair, and expensive ice cream yourself. Can't afford it? work harder than you gay homosexual rather than peddling like the wretched hobo you are

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          i pay by being a bawd for my bf

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            > I aspire to be a personal prostitute
            Really inspirational to woman, real empowering, you got that girl power bestie. Maybe do something with your life rather than being nothing more than a parasite your whole life

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            yes fr tehe

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day, you gotta be a troony with how little dignity you have

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            tehe

            what's your contact, I can pay for all of that, bawd

            sorry my parents havent kicked me out yet will do when it happens

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that seems like pretty basic desires, you should be able to achieve that I think

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        that requires finding a bf first 🙁

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          you'll find one, don't worry. but what if you don't like the clothes and underwear he chooses for you!?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            itd be okay as long as there was other stuff i liked, plus im not super picky. i just want a guy who generally likes what i wear (hyperfeminine stuff)

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            hmm I do like hyperfeminine clothes, especially underwear. You'd have to surrender anything that had writing on it, for instance. and I'd replace it with something cute or lacy or whatever.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            i hate most things with writing anyway, i feel like it looks cheap. cute and lacy are my favourite! most of my clothes have lace

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            yeah I suppose there's a very few things with writing that would be ok, but pretty rare. if you were my gf we'd have to do a modelling night where you wear your favorite outfits for me so I can see what your style is!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This is my ideal relationship but sadly my penis is small so it would never happen.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i like small dick so we can do anal

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Anal is gross though. I don't know what the appeal is.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            i like small dick piv too uwu

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i dont care about that

        yeah I suppose there's a very few things with writing that would be ok, but pretty rare. if you were my gf we'd have to do a modelling night where you wear your favorite outfits for me so I can see what your style is!

        sounds cute! i'd like to get my bfs opinion on the clothes i like/own ^^

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          i like small dick piv too uwu

          When you hear "small" what are you picturing?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            im

            i dont care about that

            [...]
            sounds cute! i'd like to get my bfs opinion on the clothes i like/own ^^

            , not

            i like small dick piv too uwu

            idk what is considered small

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >those are my main interests
      I fricking hate women

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why? Those interests sound perfect to me.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Your post is just going to get pruned again homosexual. Maybe try getting a job instead of going :3 give me free money >w< and I do nothing!!!~~

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm literally only tolerating that if she also lives with me. That's a moronic idea otherwise.
    I cook and clean my house. Just throw your shit in with mine and I'll clean up the rest.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      only you dont mind my mess and never use it in arguments

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'd proposition you move in with me, not pay rent, and quit your job if we were having this conversation in person.
        Unfortunately Internet relationships don't exist.
        maybe I'll meet someone like you at a con I'm working at or something.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          yeah forgot to write on the op that im in a shithole country so itd be harder but i get you!

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >cook
    >clean
    >be a free use sex slave
    >don't complain
    Only way it would be worth it to date a worthless leech while you're out breaking your back at work every day

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'd do it but only for iris because she deserves it

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are you black? Or no?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      im white and pal3

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I just have to ask because you sound like a Black person but I guess there is little separation between a white woman and a Black personr nowadays.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what's your contact, I can pay for all of that, bawd

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