How do I get a european bf as an american woman?

How do I get a european bf as an american woman? I am white and non fat, I am looking for genuine advice, where can I start to look? I would relocate and learn his language. I just want out of here.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop being racist and settle for unattractive Americans. Your standards are bullshit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My standards are be european. That is it.

      >I would relocate and learn his language. I just want out of here.
      NOOO i want an american gf specifically to get out of this shithole

      What shit hole is it? There are a few things I prefer about euro boys besides their location.

      Why do you need to leave America to have a better life? It's not like you need to work. Just get a 6 figure beta bux on bumble.

      I do not want a loveless relationship or transactional one. I want to build a life with someone I love just preferably out of the US.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What shit hole is it?
        eastern europe

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am planning on traveling to eastern europe next summer, what country? Currently I am only planning on going to serbia

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i'm very close to serbia

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Currently I am only planning on going to serbia
            am in serbia btw

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Come to Slovenia

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >My standards are be european. That is it
        Lower them. Stop being so picky.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It is an entire continent of people how is it picky?

          >Currently I am only planning on going to serbia
          am in serbia btw

          Nice! Right now im only planning on staying in novi sad, where else would you go?

          A lot of European countries have increased the restrictions on non-EU immigration, for any of the more prosperous countries you generally need to have a job lined up with a certain income level.
          Plus a lot of Europeans are too found of burgers as you are generally loud, obnoxious and poorly educated.

          I know unfortunately. I would be willing to go through the process but I am not a high skilled worker.

          Come to Slovenia

          I'll take the b8
          pack your shit, starting with tomorrow you'll live in romania

          If any of this is serious I can post contact

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It is an entire continent of people how is it picky?
            It excludes me so it's too picky

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You don't need to be a highly skilled worker, some jobs pay well just because they suck to do or are dangerous. But yeah try looking for a seasonal job or if you can afford it, go backpacking or travel around a bit, there's quite a difference between countries, especially in different parts of Europe, with different cultures, laws, climates and so on. The Mediterranean, Scandinavia, the alps, the British Isles, South-eastern and North-eastern countries are very different vibes.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I dont care about the pay as long as it is livable, just the process of moving as a non eu citizen of difficult especially because I am not college educated. Right now I work at a bank. I plan on traveling around a bit next year

            Does Irish count as European to you?

            Yea, I mean most of ireland is literally in the EU still (Idk population demographics or how much live in northern ireland but just by land) I do not just mean continental europe.

            >If any of this is serious I can post contact
            Contact such as?

            Discord probable

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I made a lot of typos hopefully its still readable sorry im phone posting atm

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            whiskey07359 is my discord I'd you want. I don't see what's so bad about the US though

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Discord probable
            works for me
            mark_0319

            I will add when I am home

            >I am looking for genuine advice

            well, here's our first flag, looking for advice here.

            I am a introverted and shy here would be exactly the kind of people to ask about e dating

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Discord probable
            works for me
            mark_0319

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >If any of this is serious I can post contact
            Contact such as?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >where else would you go?
            well am a Belgrade rat so i dont know

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I meant besides novi sad..where else in serbia would you go

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i meant i dont know since i didn't travel much so i cant personally vouch for anything

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nobody here in evropa wants you sadly

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I would relocate and learn his language. I just want out of here.
    NOOO i want an american gf specifically to get out of this shithole

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you need to leave America to have a better life? It's not like you need to work. Just get a 6 figure beta bux on bumble.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of European countries have increased the restrictions on non-EU immigration, for any of the more prosperous countries you generally need to have a job lined up with a certain income level.
    Plus a lot of Europeans are too found of burgers as you are generally loud, obnoxious and poorly educated.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >loud, obnoxious and poorly educated
      the best education in the world is in america

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Correction: the world's best unis are in America. The lower and middle education sucks, and most of the higher education sucks too.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take the b8
    pack your shit, starting with tomorrow you'll live in romania

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I knew I wouldn't be in America anymore either. They just have better women there so it's nearly impossible

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    first date will be us running over some gypsies with my dad's dacia papuc

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Europe is a big place which type of European is your preference?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eastern as they seem a bit more friendly and I think slavic boys are very cute, but really it is not a huge deal

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does Irish count as European to you?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >white girl wants to move from the US to some shitty eastern euro country
        What's wrong with ameritard women? If you wanna experience living in the third world just go to mexico you stupid b***h.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Eastern Europe is improving, america is declining and will get progressively worse.

          what is difference between american white and european white?
          they are like south korea and japan who claim to be different but the same shit

          I do not want to live here anymore, also uncircumcised penises look better

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Uncircumcised dicks are better because they are more sensitive. That's why American men are so often pedophiles. They can't feel anything unless they put their dicks in those plastic contraptions that flattens them like in bme pain Olympics

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I actually wonder if circumcision was invented just so men would focus their attention on young women more, chase them to feel a tighter hole. Because without that they may only care for women their own age or older which decreases the likelihood they might breed or breed as much

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is one of the stupidest things i have read this week

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I know I want to have sex the way it is intended

            America even when getting worse you can make 100x more than being in Europe. Also I'm uncircumcised so that's not a given either.

            I do not care about salary, not like we can afford anything here even with high salaries

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have enough to buy a house in a good area and a company insurance plan that has full coverage of medical and dental. I have more money than I can even spend it on as a coder. So if I am circumsized and have money to take care of anything what else do you need to want to stay? You know European men are violent and typically poorer?

            That's not true. You can make a lot more in Europe. Because of their laws, things go slower, even their fricking cars are more safe. Because they don't care as much about the car looking good, making a big sound, with fancy colored lights on the bottom, they have smaller cars with a different shape. There's less crashes and road fatalities. They can't even reach the speeds ours do commonly

            You can get this in other states like New England? The US is a big place with lots of different life styles.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            America even when getting worse you can make 100x more than being in Europe. Also I'm uncircumcised so that's not a given either.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's not true. You can make a lot more in Europe. Because of their laws, things go slower, even their fricking cars are more safe. Because they don't care as much about the car looking good, making a big sound, with fancy colored lights on the bottom, they have smaller cars with a different shape. There's less crashes and road fatalities. They can't even reach the speeds ours do commonly

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    drooooolll i love european boyssss my bf is european and im so happy

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I am looking for genuine advice

    well, here's our first flag, looking for advice here.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not give American robots a chance? What if we have a good job? Why is it only Europe?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      America sucks, it has shit laws. Like weed not being legal

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Weed is legal in plenty of states. What other laws don't you like? You know Eastern Europe is even more strict than our blue states?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i am a Spanish robot who want me
    i offer endless psychological assistance and gazpacho

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Illo surmano hazme un gazpachito

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go to poland, our women will date short pajeets over us, so trans women are likely not off the table.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is difference between american white and european white?
    they are like south korea and japan who claim to be different but the same shit

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What I hate about America is how the genocide in Gaza is our fault. And someone responded to that by talking about WW2. We can't just keep patting ourselves on the back forever for sexually torturing a genius into creating the atomic bomb when it was entirely unnecessary and just to prove we were better at torturing geniuses into inventing shit than the Nazis were

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >american
    >white
    >non fat

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the UK has similar rates of obesity but doesnt mean everyone there is fat. Whats your point?

      I have enough to buy a house in a good area and a company insurance plan that has full coverage of medical and dental. I have more money than I can even spend it on as a coder. So if I am circumsized and have money to take care of anything what else do you need to want to stay? You know European men are violent and typically poorer?

      [...]
      You can get this in other states like New England? The US is a big place with lots of different life styles.

      I said I liked uncircumcised and dont want a transactional relationship

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So you want a relationship where you live in poverty getting beat by a guy and have to cook all of his food because that's what his tradition in that area does? But it's all fine because he has a funny accent and more skin on his penis?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ..where are you getting this beating and trad stuff from?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ...from the fact my family left Serbia and that's how they all act even here in America? And even worse back home?

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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