How do I get a fit bf as a neet fembot?

How do I get a fit bf as a neet fembot? I dont want to leave my house to go to the gym, not that I could approach a guy there anyway.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys won't know you exist unless you put yourself out there.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok what is the best way to do that? I am awkward and have only ever e dated, how do I approach a guy irl without being off putting? What do I do if he has a gf?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lol don't know since I don't approach guys and I don't have a bf. I just know you won't be noticed unless you put yourself out there.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you heard of this magical thing called Tinder? Now you too can be one of the hundreds of girls all vying for a minute of Chad's attention. Maybe if you're lucky he'll hit it and quit it because he has no reason to commit to you when some many prettier girls are throwing themselves pussy first in his direction.
    Maybe this Chad is one of the rare ones who gets tired of all the meaningless sex with strangers and finally settles down. Of course why would he pick you out of the hundreds of prettier girls on offer?
    But hey, worse deserving people have won the lottery. Maybe you can too

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a board filled with mostly incels why do you come here to ask this shit?

      Since when does fit automatically mean chad? Arent there plenty of incels who "gym max" or whatever you call it?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So are you at least not obese? Like being a NEET isn't a dealbreaker at all but anons could use more info.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No im not obese, I am 5'3 and weigh 141 so im not super thin either though.

          And why should a fit guy date you

          Because gym bf nerdy gf is a great combo

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hmm fair. Are you an actual nerd though? You give off fake vibes

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What do you consider an actual nerd? I dropped out of high school, got my GED, and have no friends. Also all of my hobbies are considered "nerdy" by norms standards.

            im literally obese and managed to get a 6ft4 buff bf from NSFFW lol
            this was back in 2017 though and it only lasted 2 years

            Woah, did you just post there? How did it happen? Please help. And if you dont mine sharing, why did it end?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not just being into like anime and games basically honestly. What kind of stuff do you do?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I dated a girl once who was 5'4 and at 120 she was a little chubby but with DD breasts.
            I'm sorry to say but you are fat.
            Plugging it into a calculator puts you at roughly 25% BMI which is the beginning of officially overweight (even by woman's standards), but since you're NEET you probably have less muscle mass -> definitely obese.
            Tha'ts not a deal breaker for some NSFFW guys as some of them are chubby chasers, but as a rule ALL of them hate delusional women who think they're not fat when they are.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ???
        Why do you come to a board filled with incels to ask how to get a bf?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anybody who can be desired by women and have sex is automatically chad. Incel 101

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'm pretty fit and i've been talking to a couple of fembots but it never really seems to go anywhere

        i'm a fit guy
        gimme one good reason to date you right now

        >i'm a fit guy
        oh shit dawg how much can u put up on the big 4

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >how much can u put up on the big 4
          200 bench, 200 deadlift and 180 squat
          what's the 4th one?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Damn that's sick dude, those r pretty good numbers your bench is actually a bit higher than mine. 4th one is Overhead Press.

            rn my working sets are 110 for 5 on Overhead, 185 for 5 on Bench, 240 for 5 on Squat, and 275 for 5 on Deadlift

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >shenmue gif
            hell yeah! i'm also 110 for 5 on overhead
            your squat and deadlift rock, my man!! i've always had pretty shitty knees, so i take it easier on the squats

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks man, I used to struggle a TON with squats so I get it. But for me it's not my knees it's cuz i've got really fricking long femurs so going below parallel already puts me close to ass-to-grass territory, having long legs sucks. What helped me a lot with progress though was dropping the weight like 25-35 lbs or so on my second leg day of the week and really just trying to grind the form more since I used to really collapse in at the bottom of the movement

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is a board filled with mostly incels why do you come here to ask this shit?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And why should a fit guy date you

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish we could have face reveal thread so women can see most guys here are ugly and they can stop coming here

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well you might have some issues considering you're a fat lazy troony

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im literally obese and managed to get a 6ft4 buff bf from NSFFW lol
    this was back in 2017 though and it only lasted 2 years

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You stop being a neet and depending how i should look like for you, you may have to force me to go to the gym again or just keep encouraging to just keep running :3

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please help can I really just look through NSFFW and find one?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm a fit guy
    gimme one good reason to date you right now

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because i will support you on your gym endeavors and tell you how big you have gotten and how your PR is so cool

      Not just being into like anime and games basically honestly. What kind of stuff do you do?

      I am autistic about roller coasters, if you take me to a theme park I can name you what manufacturers made which rides. I also enjoy creative writing, I have written a few scps

      Do you have serious mental illness?
      Why are you a NEET?

      No but I was very physically ill at one point and was actually in a coma.

      I dated a girl once who was 5'4 and at 120 she was a little chubby but with DD breasts.
      I'm sorry to say but you are fat.
      Plugging it into a calculator puts you at roughly 25% BMI which is the beginning of officially overweight (even by woman's standards), but since you're NEET you probably have less muscle mass -> definitely obese.
      Tha'ts not a deal breaker for some NSFFW guys as some of them are chubby chasers, but as a rule ALL of them hate delusional women who think they're not fat when they are.

      Yea I know my BMI is high but I dont think I look fat, I still fit into a size 4 or 6, I am not thin but fat. I have no issue proving this in a private setting.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have schiz and that's why I'm a neet. At least until I gain independence

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hope all goes well for you. My illness set me back a bit but im trying to get back on my feet

          >Because i will support you on your gym endeavors and tell you how big you have gotten and how your PR is so cool
          kay, you got discord?

          I will make a throw away one in a few minutes give me a bit

          Can you anonymously post one of the SCPs? Sounds really cool

          Mine is not anonymous it has an alias attached to it which I use for a few other accounts so I dont feel comfortable sharing here, but the one I have on the wiki is in series 8, more specific 7400-7499. I am currently writing one for the new series that opened up a week ago about mirrors.

          You can be my gf if you live in Germany. I will not be loyal thoughever

          This sounds awful

          >Discord
          That's a troony litmus test

          Wouldnt that if anything allow me to prove im not a troony?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Because i will support you on your gym endeavors and tell you how big you have gotten and how your PR is so cool
        kay, you got discord?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Discord
          That's a troony litmus test

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok I made one user is namefornow2200

          >idk how you thought anyone would bite at this, jeet
          that guy is either just tanned or a turk
          >t. german

          I never claimed to be German though, also Im not Indian
          [...]
          Habibi

          How come everyone I have ever spoken to from germany is turkish? I'm an amerimutt, I dont get the discourse, but still. It's every time, without fail.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >How come everyone I have ever spoken to from germany is turkish?
            German boys are unironically too busy making diarrhoea noises in school to pay attention in English class. I can't even count a handful of German guys who were able to speak perfectly articulate and unaccented English in my school year after finishing my abitur. And their grammar was special ed levels of horrendous. Frick, they couldn't formulate a grammatically correct German sentence either, so that's probably why.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >And their grammar was special ed levels of horrendous
            >my english is not the yellow from the egg
            i actually hear some guys saying this a couple of times lol

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I only ever heard it being said ironically since it's a meme. I can't believe that you ever witnessed someone translating that unironically with a straight face, and, if you did, the I simply refuse to believe it. When I talk about their grammar, I'm referring to shit like conjugating verbs instead of using infinitive verbs. The basics of the basics. My nieces who aren't even in the double digits have a better grasp on the language. The school I went to must have been a total educational failure between the mold, poisoned tab water unfit for consumption, and all the pedophile teachers.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've hear it maybe 4 times being said uironically. In school but also in uni (welp technically HS, so that could be the reason why)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can you anonymously post one of the SCPs? Sounds really cool

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry, I'll come looking to groom you on Discord once I get back in shape this summer. Not until then tho, I'm self conscious about what I can offer.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have serious mental illness?
    Why are you a NEET?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can be my gf if you live in Germany. I will not be loyal thoughever

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >SAR PLS DO NOT REDEEM THE LOYALTY SAR I AM REEL PURE GERMAN SARS!!
      idk how you thought anyone would bite at this, jeet

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >idk how you thought anyone would bite at this, jeet
        that guy is either just tanned or a turk
        >t. german

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >that guy is either just tanned or a turk
          You say that like a roach is that much better than a jeet

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            turks are my brudis and you can't do anything against it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I never claimed to be German though, also Im not Indian

        turks are my brudis and you can't do anything against it

        Habibi

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          danke

          Ok I made one user is namefornow2200
          [...]
          [...]
          How come everyone I have ever spoken to from germany is turkish? I'm an amerimutt, I dont get the discourse, but still. It's every time, without fail.

          >How come everyone I have ever spoken to from germany is turkish?
          while i'm not turkish, i'm also actually not german. the nerdy germans all just hang out on reddit

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You'd have to let me cum in your mouth whenever I want, maybe footjobs on demand too. Also be white.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im fit, a nerd and live in netherlands. ill be your new bf. im not tall tho

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >netherlands
      >not tall
      So still 6' I'm guessing? If not, then I'm sorry for what you're dealing with. Being below 6' in such a high elo environment must be a pain.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        5'9 and yeah it sucks but it is what it is. im making the best of it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wellp, at least you get easy access to prostitutes there.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it is but im not really interested in that

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