How do I get a gf with these stats?

>be me
>30
>5'6"
>achieve dream job
>workout and exercise for 5+ years
>make 200k salary
>have barely any friends
>friend can't even help me get gf
>never spoken to a girl for more than 5 minutes

Bros im prob the most boring person to talk to and cannot hold a conversation about anything not about games.

Any pointers bros? I barely see any girls anymore. No idea where to start.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Kara

    Which games do you play? If it's genshin/hsr or entropia or brawlhalla I'll give you my tag 😀 (I'm a girl)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anything, but those games lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Kara

        Welp I also play dungeons and dragons online, osu, sims 4 (pirated), minecraft (pirated), even tried dark souls (pirated) and league of legends but I sucked.
        But yea I can take the hint if you're not interested lol.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NSFFW is prolly the last place I would be looking.

          Also not looking into online relationships.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NSFFW is prolly the last place I would be looking.

        Also not looking into online relationships.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anything, but those games lol

      Welp I also play dungeons and dragons online, osu, sims 4 (pirated), minecraft (pirated), even tried dark souls (pirated) and league of legends but I sucked.
      But yea I can take the hint if you're not interested lol.

      damn op you truly do suck with women.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Entropia as in entropia universe?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Kara

        yup lol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I thought that game was dead.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Kara

            Nah, but it's insanely hard as ftp, took me 2 years or so to get 100 bucks worth of inventory from 0

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I remember playing it a long time ago and they had a skill where you steal the sweat from animals or something. I was like yeah frick this shit lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Kara

            Back when the game was new, sweating was a minimum wage job, then they introduced synthetic mind essence and prices tanked to like 1.5 ped/k. The worst I've seen was 1p/k which is like 3 hours of work for 10 cents lmao. The fact that I managed to get almost to lv 30, get an unlimited lacerating attack chip to tier 3, dark lyst textured wings, elder gods suit and armor set with that kind of income (over 1000 ped) speaks volumes about my mental state lmfao. But Next Island is an epic planet.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That sounds pretty impressive even tho i have no clue what any of that is lol

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thread
    But did you do the nofap?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >5'6

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Kara

    They are migrating to ue5 so I might quit my laptop won' take it, but I like the game and community.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >5'6"
    >200k salary
    prostitutes. Lots of prostitutes. If you get married you're going to end up paying much more in the eventual divorce.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it always that the sexless dork gets his dream job and the chads like me end up being a fricking failure working for 20/hr? I’m so tired of this weird dichotomy

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With 200k/yr salary you probably work like 80hrs a week. Despite what people on here say or humblebrag, there is never a free lunch. If I were you I would be investing. Buy some land in kentucky for retirement now in case your life goes breasts-up. Kentucky has no property tax and the local county taxes can be as low as a couple hundred bucks a year on 20-50 acres. Once you own that you can develop a home on it and rent it out to hunters and people who like the camping until you might need to retire in it. When the market ginally has a downturn buy some houses in the sunbelt like Phoenix or Dallas and rent them to cucks who can pay the mortgage for you. You could even just buy farmland and rent it to farmers to pasture or plant on. Otherwise, you can afford any number of hobbies that would afford a girlfriend. You probably have no time being on salary but you can always volenteer at a church or nonprofit. Networking is the key to meeting women for actual relationships, not apps or bars. So you are going to need to extend your acquaintance network outside of work in one way or another. Climbing gyms, hiking groups. And talk to to people and older people. They may have a niece or daughter or surrogate daughter-friend who is single and if you get vetted by family or friends you are already more relationship-material than a cold approach.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So any help bros?

      This has been the only genuine response out of the cesspool of shit spammed on this thread.

      Any groups that usually work best? But like I said I have trouble holding any conversation

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly you just need social hobbies, sounds like you're in a great position OP. Avoid online dating unless it's a well reviewed paid site and don't be afraid to go start a conversation with the pretty lady across the bar, worst she can do is reject you and best case you go on a date.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    spoken to a girl for more than 5 minutes
    This is the only stat here that really matters.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not bad tbh

    You could get surgeries to make yourself more attractive

    Wear 2 inch lifts, boots

    Also if you work remote, or just get a remote job, the world is your cum dumpster

    Go frick prostitutes abroad in Latin America and Southeast Asia, or just date normally

    I've gotten some surgeries in Tijuana, Mexico, nothing super major, but it's helped with my looks staying looking decent for girls

    I've also fricked my fair share of escorts down there

    In southern California I've fricked regular girls despite being 5'8

    Health is wealth, stay active

    Find some new hobbies, I got into boxing after watching hajime no ippo

    Also listen to new music genres to talk to with women about, getting YouTube music helps

    or see some popular show that they've likely seen, Breaking Bad, GoT, etc

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you wear lifts tijuanabro
      I’m 5’10 but still considering it
      Idk if it makes it obvious, I’m in UK and people aren’t super tall here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just boots with a 1 inch lift

        So a gain of 2 inches with the boot heel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do you mention this in every thread here? get a blog

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You should probably figure out how to make platonic connections before trying to make romantic connections.

    It would also solve your problem of not baing able to hold a conversation

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get some interests other than vidya.

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