how do i get a girlfriend

how do i get a girlfriend

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get your life together first before worrying about being alone and being in a relationship.

    Let me explain what I mean in an analogy, getting a girlfriend is kind of like upgrading your town hall in clash of clans. It's fulfilling but it unlocks a whole new set of challenges and obstacles. Unless you've already maxed out/close to maxing out everything before upgrading your town hall you'll have 2 sets of issues at once. Also if you don't max out most things you won't even be able to upgrade your townhall.

    Thanks for listening to my highly autistic TED talk

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      once thats done, how do i go about getting one?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Identify your league or niche. Find social situations or groups where girls with similar interests might be. Engage in conversation. You will fail, but keep trying until you get better at it. Once you cross the difficult bridge of the initial introductions/first dates, things get a little easier as the girl gets more comfortable and accustomed to your presence. At this stage, things can still fail or the girl may not be compatible, but you should keep trying anyway until things click and talking with the right one feels easy and fun.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Identify your league or niche. Find social situations or groups where girls with similar interests might be
          no such thing

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You personally? Don't

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you have to ask then you don't deserve one. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

      people will really say shit like this then pretend to be sad when a school or town square get shot up

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People will really say shit like this as if being unsuitable for romantic companionship somehow justifies mass homicide

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          100%
          there's nothing more pathetic than being completely rejected by society and just rotting in a corner

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nah hes right. you stole away his glimmer of hope by lying your ass off on the internet like the simp cuck Black person you are, shining demoralizng limiting beliefs on this young punk instead of telling him he needs tinder and gym to get b***hes.
            You´re literally an enemy. You´re worse than Putin, you pretend to be friends and then undermine from within the community. We should bring back death penalty for liars like you.

            Keep posting this thread every day along with the 40 other like it as well as htgwg. and keep being hopelessly addicted to the internet and blaming other people for your faults. Another day wasted

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >keep being hopelessly addicted to the internet
            I'd gladly stop but I have nothing else going on in my life most of the time.
            >blaming other people for your faults
            yeah I will actually, your personality is mostly based on how other people treated you so I absolutely blame others

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Okay it's everyone else's fault you're a loser. keep being a loser, thanks!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I hope your kids get raped and you blame them

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds good you fricking loser, keep it up!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            stop gaslighting others sir

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You don't know what that word means. moron.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i know what it means

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            havent posted in this thread yet but i just wanted to tell you sometimes people are just fricked over by other people. i used to be a good person but i was taken advantage of and now i am far too traumatized and poor to build relationships/ get mental health services. sometimes it doesnt work out even when you try. sometimes it does work out, but were only told stories of success, and not those of the people who died trying and failing. have some compassion. not everything needs to be a fight

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody wants to hear your complaints. You're too traumatized and poor, okay. Keep it private nobody needs to know. This thread doesn't need to be posted 40 times a day. How do you get women? If you're asking here, the answer is you don't. If you're asking at all when it's been posted ten thousand times you don't because you're too stupid to follow the stuff readily available to you. You're right it's not a fight it's a fact

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >if you didn't learn something IRL you can't learn it online
            what you're saying is kinda stupid but you write pretty good bait ngl

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >if you didn't learn something IRL you can't learn it online
            Read harder. Go on try again, try really really hard. No? Okay let me spell it out for you a second time so you don't even have to go back. Here you go, get ready though okay? Starting right now pay really really close attention: If you still have to ask even though it's asked 40 other times per day, and there's a general thread on it every single day, then you're too stupid to figure it out. The question has been answered literally thousands of times and is available at your fingertips, asking again won't help you, it will only justify your incapability to perform in life

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't get what you're trying to say can you rephrase please ?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if someone wants something and they have a guide on how to get it, yet they dont have it, then something is wrong, and people will crawl through broken glass to get what they want. even the most obese lazy piece of shit neet. something is wrong and until the issue is resolved people will continue to ask how to get a girlfriend, and you will be here yelling at the void, just like them. not everything needs to be a fight. calm down.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >people will crawl through broken glass to get what they want
            that's the problem. You say shit like that, but no they won't. They will shitpost on NSFFW, they will complain, they will fantasize and blame others. They will do everything but what they need to do, and then they will say they were willing to do anything. Like how fatties are willing to do anything even surgery to lose weight... well anything but eat healthy and exercise for an extended period right? The most obese lazy piece of shit neet will metaphorically crawl through glass, which actually means nothing, because he stays obese and a neet. People that achieve do what it takes, people that do not achieve do not in most cases.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tell us what great problems you overcame in your life
            Or did you never have any in the first place and don't know what you're talking about ?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Poverty, abuse the usual shit. Now deflect and tell me how I didnt

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I would be very surprised if it was really serious abuse or if you did it completely alone but good job nonetheless. Idk why you don't cut some slack to those who have it worse than you did (inb4 they don't have it worse... they would be in your shoes if they didn't)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who said I did it alone. Where did I say that OP or anyone else needs to do it alone? What I didn't do is say I'd crawl through glass and then sit on a couch.

            they will, and ill tell you what i mean by that specifically. When people live like that they are constantly in pain. they are in a never ending cycle of pain and torment, and it may feel like they dont have a choice, but it is just as easy to get your shit together as it is to destroy your mind and your body. people will crawl through broken glass to get what they want, but what they want isnt always clear to them. they will suffer an unending stream of agony for no reason other than its what they feel like they must do. living a life like that is a greater torment than anyone who has done whatever they needed to do to achieve something. take op for example. post says how do i get a girlfriend. no one who is asking for a girlfriend actually wants a girlfriend. they want something else, something only they know. but people will groan in agony screaming for a companion, because they dont know what else to do. they dont know where to go, and your guides will mean nothing. they will mean nothing because they attack a symptom and not the issue. so what op is doing, is crawling through glass. they are in a jungle in a strange land they dont understand, and they are thinking "a girlfriend will help me", when the only thing that can help them is the mercy of understanding why they want what they want, which is something only god can provide.

            >im projecting

            >but so are you

            groaning in agony is not crawling through glass. Asking is not doing. Pretending to look for work to do is not the same as working

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Who said I did it alone. Where did I say that OP or anyone else needs to do it alone?
            Most of us don't have a choice other than fixing our entire lives alone, personally I have no support whatsoever

            You are attacking them for just "shitposting on NSFFW" instead of fixing their issues... when you didn't even fix your issues by yourself ?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Again, where is the requirement to fix them by yourself? I actively participated in things and made friends I could depend on for support yes. Most people would suggest that strategy, it's widely recognized as very healthy. I didn't cry about having no support on NSFFW, I supported others and received support in return. I took an active role in my life to improve it for decades and did. You should try it instead of blaming everyone else sometime you might find it works well

            peole will do what they can, and if they can work then theye will work, and if they cannot work they will give themselves the opportunity to work, so that they will work when they can work. something you seem to have trouble grasping is the fundamental idea that sometimes people are just not capable of doing certain things, no one wants to live in a bad situation and everyone will do everythin they can to get themselves out of a bad situation, but sometimes there are factors that keep people from pulling themselves out. factors you cant see or understand. most schizophrenics cant work jobs, and its not because they arent trying, and its not even because of the hallucinations. its because of the debilitating depression that comes with schizophrenia. factors outside of their control. incapacity exists and it would do you and your soul well to accept that in all of its forms.

            >peole will do what they can
            >everyone will do everythin they can to get themselves out of a bad situation
            No, they won't, unless you're just going to give yourself a logical trapdoor with mental illness like you're doing. Well they WOULD if they COULD but they CAN'T cause.... well they just can't! Battered women can't it's a mental thing! Fatties can't it's a mental thing! Poorgays can't they were never given a chance and also... it's a mental thing! Accept it, you have to cause I say so.
            it's just not true. Not everyone does everything they can. Not everyone applies to as many jobs as they need to, takes the overtime, deals with the discomfort to achieve what it takes to move them up the line. They simply don't and you saying that they do and giving them excuses not to does not change that.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I actively participated in things and made friends
            If you were able to do this, your problems weren't that bad
            sorry but that's a fact

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's a fact that if I took control at any point in my life nothing could have been that bad for me? Lmao you are one insufferable moron. You're incurable, because no matter what solution is presented to you, you'll find a way to inflate the problem to overcome the solution. You've determined that you will be miserable and nothing will get in the way of that fact for you. And frankly you deserve it, and more.

            you sound like my dad. incapacity exists, you will understand when youre old and your bones are dust. until then get off this website and enjoy the life you have. no one wants you here.

            Let me sound like your dad one more way then. I am so thoroughly disappointed in you.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lol im the one who said that to my dad. youve dissapointed me as well, but i dont blame you for it. you have no idea just how bad it can get, but you will. Aside from all of the inflammatory bullshit thats occuring in this thread you seem to be just as fricked as the rest of us and you dont even know it. i actually do want you here, because you belong here. You are just like OP

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            and just like me 🙂

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >no u
            Wow, tough to take that one.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It's a fact that if I took control at any point in my life nothing could have been that bad for me?
            I don't get what you mean here sorry

            What I meant is that if you were able to make friends in the first place, even if your material situation was bad your mental situation obviously couldn't have been that much of a problem.
            Personally I've never been able to make a friend in my life and I'm completely fricking drained of energy most of the time.

            What kind of things did you participate in ? I can't think of anything where I would be welcome. I don't have anything to say because of my lack of life experience so even when I am there I usually get ignored or don't know what to do/say even if they try to talk to me (as in my mind literally goes blank and I can't think of anything)

            I am not trying to convince you that my life is over, I just don't know what to do after a decade of trying with no real result

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >if X situation
            >Then it couldn't be that bad for you
            You're applying circular reasoning just like the other guy

            Lol im the one who said that to my dad. youve dissapointed me as well, but i dont blame you for it. you have no idea just how bad it can get, but you will. Aside from all of the inflammatory bullshit thats occuring in this thread you seem to be just as fricked as the rest of us and you dont even know it. i actually do want you here, because you belong here. You are just like OP

            >you have no idea just how bad it can get
            >incapacity is real
            Basically what you're saying is that things are SO bad for you that nobody could understand unless things are identical for them; and for things to have been that bad for them they must have reacted the way you reacted, or else it wasn't that bad. It's an unbeatable practice, except for that it's a fallacy. Just saying that because I did something or applied myself differently or over and over again and achieved different results means that I didn't face the same difficulties isn't true. You don't get to determine that because I made friends and you didn't that I had it any easier. Maybe you tried 100 times and I tried 120 times. Maybe you tried 120 times and I tried 100 times but I tried a lot harder and used my energy differently. The idea that if I could ever achieve X result then my original situation could not compare with yours is unfounded.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cope

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well, you're clearly the one coping with fallacies about why you can't make it when so many others have. But okay lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you're coping and trying to convince yourself that you deserve everything you have and that everyone who has it worse than you is just lazy.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, some people are severely unlucky. Some people (like you) are born moronic and literally could not achieve what I can. Some get paralyzed in accidents. And yet still some of those same people become olympians so, it does come down to how much you're willing to work to a degree. By the way, coping describes effectively dealing with something that is difficult. I have no reason to cope with success, it's not difficult to watch your hard work pay off. You however, seem to have a great deal with which you are coping.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you sound like my dad. incapacity exists, you will understand when youre old and your bones are dust. until then get off this website and enjoy the life you have. no one wants you here.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            peole will do what they can, and if they can work then theye will work, and if they cannot work they will give themselves the opportunity to work, so that they will work when they can work. something you seem to have trouble grasping is the fundamental idea that sometimes people are just not capable of doing certain things, no one wants to live in a bad situation and everyone will do everythin they can to get themselves out of a bad situation, but sometimes there are factors that keep people from pulling themselves out. factors you cant see or understand. most schizophrenics cant work jobs, and its not because they arent trying, and its not even because of the hallucinations. its because of the debilitating depression that comes with schizophrenia. factors outside of their control. incapacity exists and it would do you and your soul well to accept that in all of its forms.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they will, and ill tell you what i mean by that specifically. When people live like that they are constantly in pain. they are in a never ending cycle of pain and torment, and it may feel like they dont have a choice, but it is just as easy to get your shit together as it is to destroy your mind and your body. people will crawl through broken glass to get what they want, but what they want isnt always clear to them. they will suffer an unending stream of agony for no reason other than its what they feel like they must do. living a life like that is a greater torment than anyone who has done whatever they needed to do to achieve something. take op for example. post says how do i get a girlfriend. no one who is asking for a girlfriend actually wants a girlfriend. they want something else, something only they know. but people will groan in agony screaming for a companion, because they dont know what else to do. they dont know where to go, and your guides will mean nothing. they will mean nothing because they attack a symptom and not the issue. so what op is doing, is crawling through glass. they are in a jungle in a strange land they dont understand, and they are thinking "a girlfriend will help me", when the only thing that can help them is the mercy of understanding why they want what they want, which is something only god can provide.

            >im projecting

            >but so are you

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nah hes right. you stole away his glimmer of hope by lying your ass off on the internet like the simp cuck Black person you are, shining demoralizng limiting beliefs on this young punk instead of telling him he needs tinder and gym to get b***hes.
          You´re literally an enemy. You´re worse than Putin, you pretend to be friends and then undermine from within the community. We should bring back death penalty for liars like you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        society is built on lies.

        People will really say shit like this as if being unsuitable for romantic companionship somehow justifies mass homicide

        love & hate belong together.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you have to ask then you don't deserve one. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You first have to venture somewhere where girls roam, and hope the ones you like are also interested in human mating strategy

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a unique question.
    Everyone is in a different situation with different possibilities and chances, I have no idea what your personal mate seeking method should be.

    I'm a femanon, I have found men interested in me just by living my life, meeting friends of friends, small talk to strangers, school and work etc.

    You just can't force it to happen, I always think dating apps are a bad idea because there are many men who try just that, and it just makes women more uncomfortable and you more miserable.

    Try to go out, anywhere, in a good mood, and talk to people. Do it a little drunk if you have social anxiety and that helps, that's what I did honestly and it worked.

    I've been isolating myself for over a year now just chatting with people online, and that's definitely not working. So put yourself out there, in any way, but if it doesn't happen, that's just life.
    It's simply cruel to some.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    different question
    how do i get a girlfriend whos also a loser/degen/cozy lover and not a vapid stacy with nothing going on

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >loser/degen
      >but not nothing going on
      ??

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