how do i get a lesbian friend that i can play vidya with and then trade porn when im horny as a straight guy?

how do i get a lesbian friend that i can play vidya with and then trade porn when im horny as a straight guy?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would play vidya with you but I dont save porn.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      really? what vidya do you play?
      do you even watch porn?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I only watched hentai shit when I was 11/12. I dont really like videos, I mostly like images and touch myself to it. I think women are more like this in general tho. In relation to sex they use their imagination. I just fantasize about shit and sometimes I draw.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i prefer pics as well
          got any specific fantasies?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            When I was 12 I had a fantasy I owned a country I made all the men work in factories cuz they look kinda boring not cuz I hate them or anything and I could have sex with every woman honestly its so detailed and stupid it would take a whole fricking book. Also had one where I kidnapped women and sent them to a "school" and shit but it was super rapey kind of mental torture typa thing. I was fricking weird.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i think theres a novel about that second story you had, but it was a heterosexual couple that was sent to re-education prison
            so hey maybe you should write lesbian fetish novels lol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It was kinda based on some weird game I played when I was younger. It was a school (only girls) and it was in the middle of nowhere and there was bondage shit and "supervisors" and a huge basement. Weird yandere sim copy too. Ive thought of that actually but idk I dont like the idea of wasting huge amounts of time on sexual content. Although I do want to be a writer. I think sexual art is better because its actually really hard to do and drawing in general makes you improve.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            bet it was a japanese game
            ahh all the lesbian media im missing out on because i dont speak japanese
            do you plan on being an artist? i kinda draw but not well enough

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It actually wasnt. But I agree on the Japanese thing in general, so much goddamn jp exclusive content in this world. Ive been leading Japanese on my own though, but its hard because I live somewhere with no teachers. It was actually a middle eastern guy who made it, apparently he was genuinely a pedo (not dumb e-girl stuff like actual commenting on videos of underage strippers) the player base was all girls my age (11/13) and it was so fricked how we all were constantly playing a game that was just obviously fetish content. There was frequent sex roleplays in that game too. You collected items like duct tape, handcuffs, blinfolds it was super weird. It kinda fricked a lot with my sexual development and made consume really weird content throughout puberty. It was an anime game tho.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            that is an interesting story, what was the game called? If you remember
            do you like Javs? I have one with lesbian rape if youre interested

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            do we really need more lame femoid science fiction where we pretend like being a stay at home mother is some kind of dystopia?
            how fricking many of those are they gonna make anyway? scarlet letter salem witch trials stepford wives just frick off already

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            its was a porn book to get you off lol
            no propaganda or anything

  2. 1 month ago
    ruby

    how do i get a mommy gf who has a career while i play video games and practice learning paternity testing labs and get to frick her all night and sometimes frick her friends if shes poly (im monogamous)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If she's poly and you're monogamous, that means she would be fricking her friends while you sit at home playing video games.

      • 1 month ago
        ruby

        no i said id frick her female friends if shes poly if she cheats on me im leavinf

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    and they left
    dont blame them honestly

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    damn lezanon left again 🙁

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lesbian cuddling looks comfy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      your example is literally not real life

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >how do i get a lesbian friend
    Literally just talk to them and don't come off as you're trying to frick them. Kind of similar to how you befriend a straight woman.
    >and then trade porn when im horny as a straight guy?
    You're clearly moronic and have no idea how women work, let alone lesbians.

    At most you want a mentally unstable bisexual "lesbian" and unless you're in your late 20s or early 30s they aren't interested in you and that offer at best is just dismissed and seen as weird and at worst she takes the opportunity to alienate you before blocking you because it makes her feel better about her own pathetic life to rip down someone weaker than her.(though she claims it's because you made her uncomfortable)
    t. some 30something who draws in crazy 19-20 y/os without even wanting to.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >You're clearly moronic and have no idea how women work, let alone lesbians.
      ill be honest anonh
      its just a fetish

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Frick u bruh I thought u actually wanted to be my friend im chill as hell

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          sorry i mean what did you expect?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            im naive as shit I thought u wanted to know about my life

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i mean i do its just also kinda hot how you also like girls and feel nothing for me
            I mean fujos exist and theyre weird about gay ppl, why cant guys do that? :<

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            im just a reverse fujo really :>

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    troon out and legally rape them
    they cant object, its transphobic

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    im sorry im so sorry i going to cry im in on the verge of tears ;-;

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oh yay 30 replies now
    if only i made frends

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