how do i get a mistress as a married man

how does a married man acquire a side girl? not really interested in the moral grandstanding from virgins. i want to know from other married guys who have been able to get a mistress how they were able to do this?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You need to establish that you have to stay at work late through the night and travel on weekends. Spend that free time going to bars and other social gatherings (not in your home town). Don't shit where you eat. No fricking broads at work or at your business if you own one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick off you virgin. I want to have a mistress and parade her around in front of my wife and kids like a real man.

      • 2 weeks ago
        nick

        they don't like that

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          go cry to your mommy, incel homosexual.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i’m not asking how to pick up women. i’m asking for advice and examples from other married anons who were able to get and more importantly maintain a mistress and if they weren’t able to maintain a mistress then how they were able to minimize the damage from the fallout and not have it blow up in their face. either give advice and have a dialogue or frick off

        Lol no kid, that is not what you've stated previously.

        LARP

        i’m not asking how to pick up women. i’m asking for advice and examples from other married anons who were able to get and more importantly maintain a mistress and if they weren’t able to maintain a mistress then how they were able to minimize the damage from the fallout and not have it blow up in their face. either give advice and have a dialogue or frick off

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. moron

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lol you're still a homosexual. Can't even figure out how to meet women.

            >your "wife" is going to find out

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >t. btfo
            kys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes this is what i was pretty much coming up with on my own. do you have any personal experience doing this?

      Lol this is a larp
      >I'm married
      >but how do I get another woman

      AHAHAHAHHHAHAHA kid, have you ever even held hands before?

      i banged about 30 women before my wife who has had one serious bf before me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sure ya have, lil buddy. Sure ya have. And here you are, trying to get advice on how to pick up women, when you "already possess" the knowledge?

        Least obvious larp I've ever seen, and I'll occasionally dabble in d&d

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i don’t really care. feel free to leave virgin. i have a life a stake and want knowledge of all potential outcomes and possibilities as i can imagine.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lmfao kid. I've actually fricked 30 women in my life, and never have had to come to NSFFW to ask for help on how to pick up chicks.

            You're larping. If you're not, post your wife with a timestamp

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i’m not asking how to pick up women. i’m asking for advice and examples from other married anons who were able to get and more importantly maintain a mistress and if they weren’t able to maintain a mistress then how they were able to minimize the damage from the fallout and not have it blow up in their face. either give advice and have a dialogue or frick off

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i banged about 30 women before my wife who has had one serious bf before me.
        that sucks for her. i would behead my partner if they cheated on me

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >i would behead my partner if the cheated on me.
          same.

          >I get attention from women
          >mentions prostitutes
          >NSFFW pls help me get a woman

          Lol is op moronic?

          >t. low IQ
          i know you have an inability to understand complex concepts let alone simple ones like
          >married man wants mistress
          and the seemingly obvious implications that it comes like the need for confidentiality and minimal exposure to disease but next time try comprehending these things before making a blatantly stupid comment

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not me begging for help on how to pick up women.

            You're too dumb to even begin to comprehend this. Also, sounds like a larp.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >no u
            great banter, fricking idiot lol

            >mistress as a married man
            Just pay hookers, that's what husbands do when they have not enough.

            i’m not keen on risking police involvement, giving personal info out or most of all stds. i would go with escorts but they require too much vetting and sound like entitled c**ts

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Again, it's not me who can't figure out how to attract women. You're over here BEGGING for help. I'll help you though, I'm going to frick your wife 😉

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >or most of all stds
            high end ones are safer than normie chicks just fyi

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Who has only had one serious boyfriend before me
        Plus a shitload of non serious "boyfriends" she doesn't tell you about

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol this is a larp
    >I'm married
    >but how do I get another woman

    AHAHAHAHHHAHAHA kid, have you ever even held hands before?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i've had success on seekingarrangement. if you live in a big city or college town there are plenty of girls who will let you do pretty much whatever if you help them with rent or their car payment.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i’ve heard about ashley madison and seeking arrangements but am afraid to have any tracks online forever that can potentially be traced back to me. can you describe your experiences with getting these girls off of there? how did it all go down?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't listen to the haters here, they're all fat insecure low value women who resent men that cheat instead of looking inward at why they aren't monogamy material and fat soicuck whiteknight male feminist incels who are jealous that you can lock down even one b***h let alone have prospects to repeat your success.

    I'd like to give you some advice OP, but first I need to know that you can handle this. Cheating isn't for everyone. It takes serious commitment to live a lie. Is that something you think you can do?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i know the majority of posters itt will be be moralgays/insecure homosexuals who can’t get women to begin with.

      i have never cheated before but got many women prior to my wife and really just miss the variety. that and i’m not getting as much sex as i used to so i’ve been contemplating taking the step for a while and really just exploring my options and have it down before i were to ever start anything if i came to that conclusion.

      my idea of doing this without getting caught or creating no tracks to my philandering goes as follows
      >i have job with irregular long hours
      >go out with friends out of town every so often so i’ve established this norm unknowingly
      >while out with friends (who are mostly single and used to me picking up women and wingmanning) and pick up a girl
      >be forward with her letting her know im married
      >no exchange of real name or phone number
      >try to frick same night i meet her
      this is how im thinking to start out and get comfortable with this and eventually get a girl to be a mistress. what is your advice?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I completely understand your situation and motivation. I'm concerned that you haven't answered my question though. I want to help you cheat, not help you ruin your life. I need to know you're 100% in.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is this a troll? yeah i’m 100% in at this point. let’s hear it.

          If you’re white collar and have a decent job, just get a work wife to frick around with. That’s what I did. We screw in a dayrate hotel on Fridays and make up fake “work trips” when we’re really just golfing and drinking for 3 days. It’s easy.

          i do not work white collar and work almost entirely with men. that sounds pretty nice though.

          If you have to ask, you're not suave enough.

          Just go to AMPs once a month or something like a normal oldgay with a dead bedroom.

          nah i’m pretty suave and get attention from women frequently. i’m just not ready to dive in yet until i have a full plan ready to go. i’d rather not go see prostitutes for fear of diseases and police. i can easily frick women when i’m out but my goal is to establish a steady reliable mistress.

          >I am too weak to work out on this lifelong commitment so I will beta out and take advantage of others
          If this isn’t a LARP (it is) enjoy being a weak beta bro. Keep swallowing Tate cum cuz you grew up fatherless and thinking that being a betrayer makes you more manly lol.
          But if you want advice, prey on college girls who want to feel like you can give them a path upwards. Show them your wealth, proof that you can manage and create a good situation, and feed her just enough that she can feel like she could one day replace your wife, to keep her desperate. The fact you have to ask is pretty funny though

          this is pretty gay and moronic. i’m guessing you’re the homosexual in the prior posts still posting itt because you are a seething virgin. your advice is shit and you have no idea what you’re talking about. tate is a homosexual. i just want a hot zoomie to sink my dick into on a regular basis without my wife finding out. it’s not that hard or that big of a deal. and again i’m not asking how to pick up girls, im seeking experience from married anons how they made it work and what to avoid. i know this is hard for you to understand but getting the women isn’t the hard part for me. it’s doing it successfully for a period of time without getting caught which is what i’m really asking for

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I get attention from women
            >mentions prostitutes
            >NSFFW pls help me get a woman

            Lol is op moronic?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >i’m guessing you’re the homosexual in the prior posts still posting itt
            Nope lmao
            >it’s not that hard or that big of a deal
            Then open your marriage, chud. Or wait, somehow it’s okay for you to cheat because you’re a man, but if your wife does then (insert asinine opinions about tradwife respect from a time period that you weren’t alive for and couldn’t possibly know about besides israelite controlled media)
            Keep coping and larping. You’ll be back.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            girls will leave if you let them frick other men. what kind of incel shit is this. one sided relationships are the standard of all successful men since the beginning

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I am too weak to work out on this lifelong commitment so I will beta out and take advantage of others
        If this isn’t a LARP (it is) enjoy being a weak beta bro. Keep swallowing Tate cum cuz you grew up fatherless and thinking that being a betrayer makes you more manly lol.
        But if you want advice, prey on college girls who want to feel like you can give them a path upwards. Show them your wealth, proof that you can manage and create a good situation, and feed her just enough that she can feel like she could one day replace your wife, to keep her desperate. The fact you have to ask is pretty funny though

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you’re white collar and have a decent job, just get a work wife to frick around with. That’s what I did. We screw in a dayrate hotel on Fridays and make up fake “work trips” when we’re really just golfing and drinking for 3 days. It’s easy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This what im about to do if I can't make time for college classes. Just frick a b***h from work, but do the fricking work and let her know 100% that you and her are just fricking and nothing else. She can b***h to HR, but if there's no proof you actually did anything to her that you didn't agree to then it's just her word. Almost every single job I've had I've slept with atleast one female co worker.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you have to ask, you're not suave enough.

    Just go to AMPs once a month or something like a normal oldgay with a dead bedroom.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Following in the footsteps of Chris Watts huh
    Good for you man we will enjoy it immensely when it hits the news, give us a shoutout, see if you can go to the same prison as chris

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mistress as a married man
    Just pay hookers, that's what husbands do when they have not enough.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried talking to your wife about your desire to outsource sex? Sounds like you talked a lot, has this ever come up?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i brought it up before and either jokingly or like subtle probes. as expected of course she isn’t receptive to it. knowing my past she can joke around about it but nothing beyond this.

      I have lots of money, so that makes it easy. I have 5 or 6 kept women.

      how do you maintain this? does your wife know?

      Again, it's not me who can't figure out how to attract women. You're over here BEGGING for help. I'll help you though, I'm going to frick your wife 😉

      (yawn) ur still here? kek keep posting itt please. i enjoy the fact that ur wasting ur time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lol I'm at work getting paid for this. Your inadequacy makes my day go by faster, and makes me feel better about myself

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          didn’t know sitting in moms basement was considered a job. i guess if she gives you allowance.

          >Who has only had one serious boyfriend before me
          Plus a shitload of non serious "boyfriends" she doesn't tell you about

          keep coping kek not everyone on here is a fricking loser but i understand why you see everything through this lense

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i let my wife know i was going to bang other girls before we got married. she didnt like the idea a lot, but i was fine leaving her so stayed the course and she finally accepted. we have kids now and it worked out fine. most girls ive dated have been fine with it, wife was a virgin when we met so it was shocking to her and took time for her to get over it
        for the girls just anyway ud meet a girl otherwise obviously. i have another house i bang the other girls at. seeking is super easy if u wanna fly girls in. ive fricked a ton of 18-22 baltic girls for literally just their plane ticket. club scene where i am is really good too but thats almost never the case for other cities, maybe daygaming universities but such a time sink

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you got it made man. that’s incredible. i feel like a moron for not doing the same in my relationship. my wife was used to me fricking all these girls before we were exclusive. i fricked half of her friends even but never thought to make it a condition like that. you have all the freedom in the world with this. my wife is similar to in that she only had one prior sexual partner who was her bf from like middle school so she has never really understood my sex drive and desire to frick other women. maybe i will try to take a more transparent route with her. she hates the idea as i’ve talked about it before but i have noticed the walls coming down especially after our children as she knows (i’ve never been fully sexually satisfied) but especially not as her libido decreases with every one of our kids. too bad i can’t go back and make this unconditional like you did. i have to figure out something though.

          girls will leave if you let them frick other men. what kind of incel shit is this. one sided relationships are the standard of all successful men since the beginning

          the incels on here will never understand

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this board has more successful dudes than people think, i have colleagues who troll here too that run harems. but the incels do frick it up
            id just do it anyway and throw down the gauntlet. frick what you’re doing. i’d just come to despise her doing that. which neither of us deserved. and comfort her when she inevitably has a meltdown or two
            id also never tell her what you’re doing even after you tell her its going to happen. hide it without driving yourself nuts. get a second place and say you have to travel for work or whatever. then if she ever finds out she knew anyway and will shut up about it, ideally she never finds out
            id say dont ever frick her friends though, if you do that post-marriage it could have weird consequences you are blind to, even for your kids somehow. i think girls will stay even if they hate you too, which also wouldnt be good for the kids. and fricking their friends and them being outted in their social circle for something like that would be mentally devastating for them anyway

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this shit is great thanks man. like to see your angle on it. the idea of just throwing down the gauntlet like that is insane but i can make it work. that’s a last resort though. if i cheat then im just going to go until she finds out. definitely not bang any friends. i already frick half of them anyway prior. but if i were to go back i know it would devastate her. most of her friends are married now and i was definitely the one that got away for some of them so i know my wife feels like she has some bragging rights. i’m totally fine fricking strangers, that’s the only way this shit doesn’t get out.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not sure why uncles think they’re the only ones on here..

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You sound like a massive piece of shit who thinks he is really cool.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Moralgay

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Selfish immoralhomosexual.
            Your end result in life will be misery.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It’s misery regardless. Life is pain and struggle builds character.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Speak for yourself man, I've had my fair share of pain and misery that has "built character" but on the whole the happiness outweighs the sadness.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Other anon here…
          I kick myself twice a day for not having done th; telling my wife right away that I‘ll need some fun. Maybe I‘ve been too desperate and also in love at that time.

          I even could handle it that she‘s having her side thing too. We need to talk, whish me luck.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i’m in this boat. i was just too young when i got together with my wife to have ever even considered it. we met in college and i was dating multiple girls by the time i met her. she knew the whole time especially because some of them were her friends. i just never realized how much i would miss it once i stopped banging other girls. i do miss the variety a lot. my wife is on the petite side which i love but every now and again i just want to frick a thicc prostitute or something.

            i wouldn’t be ok with her banging other dudes though. thats gross. only certain men are able to have harems that’s how some of us were designed or meant to be. women aren’t like this imo and i wouldn’t be ok with it at all. that’s just nature imo.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have lots of money, so that makes it easy. I have 5 or 6 kept women.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Mistress is not the same thing as a girlfriend unless you pay an escort, which is very expensive

    Also probably don't do this if you have kids

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      semantics aside the goal is a side girl

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Read the thread anon

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    go places with your ring on moron if you haven't had a woman flirt with you whilst married i'm worried about you in general

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i do and i get flirted with regularly it fricking sucks but im a bit of a schizo and immediately think that every girl is out to blackmail me and take my money or some shit and i know im not far off the mark with that inclination.

      >or most of all stds
      high end ones are safer than normie chicks just fyi

      i know i just hate the fact that you have to send them you license and all this shit. it’s a bit ridiculous but i get it. im cool with just doing it with a small agency and go once every 6 months to know they’re clean but the biggest thing im worried about is if their data gets hacked and then exposed. i know its far fetched but its possible

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take a bunch shit that never happened for $500 Alex.

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