How do I lay this chick at uni

Some qt 7-8/10 in my uni classes spends the whole 2 hours of class looking over her shoulder at me literally every lesson. But she's always at the other end of the room with the other room with another group. She's like 5ft3 and I tower over her. She also looks athletic and firm as hell.

This has been the first time in a while I've gotten interest from a woman im actually keen on. How do I approach her? Obviously im kind of an autist hence why im here.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Talk to her about epic rap battles of history

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hey i've noticed you keep looking at me, you got a problem or something huh? you wanna take this outside huh? huh? frick you !!!

    on a serious note, hey, i'm sexually attracted to you, i wanna take you out to dinner tomorrow to see if you're worthy of being in my presence or not, we can exchange phone numbers for now if you're interested, if she says she's not interested, tell her to have a good day and ignore the frick out of her, simple

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is she usually early to class? You could try showing up and casually asking how the last quiz or assignment went. Then if she didnt get 100% ask her where she fricked up or do something to draw the convo long enough that you casually sit down by her. Honestly dont know what todo after that.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ur at uni so u got competition (kinda ehh). Legit just go up to her after class, do some small flirty talk, then give her ur number on some paper or post it. Put the ball in her side of the court.

    GL man. She looks cute af. All normal girls like attention and at min would be flattered by ur interest, regardless of her own interest or lack thereof

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i have no advice but she's adorable, I hope you're pounding that butt in the very near future

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just think of a few questions to ask before hand so you won't draw a blank. Smile and be affectionate. Don't rush, take it easy, relax, enjoy talking to her.

    Good luck, and don't worry, you'll have her bent over in no time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ur at uni so u got competition (kinda ehh). Legit just go up to her after class, do some small flirty talk, then give her ur number on some paper or post it. Put the ball in her side of the court.

      GL man. She looks cute af. All normal girls like attention and at min would be flattered by ur interest, regardless of her own interest or lack thereof

      https://i.imgur.com/GCwEvUG.jpg

      Some qt 7-8/10 in my uni classes spends the whole 2 hours of class looking over her shoulder at me literally every lesson. But she's always at the other end of the room with the other room with another group. She's like 5ft3 and I tower over her. She also looks athletic and firm as hell.

      This has been the first time in a while I've gotten interest from a woman im actually keen on. How do I approach her? Obviously im kind of an autist hence why im here.

      I'm 33 and 6'5'' btw if that makes a difference

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "Hey wanna go grab a coffee"

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that picture really makes me wish I hadn't wasted my late teens/early twenties

    there's a certain youthful excitement you'll never get back

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      anon, i'm 18 how do i not waste these years

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >don't be a moron
        >just go ask her out, man
        >it's not over until you decide it is

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          thank you, o elder one (idk your age lol)
          do you think NSFFW as a whole is something i should stop using? i feel like it is but sometimes i see good posts or get good advice like yours

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i'm only a year older than you and i don't even know a single girl, lol.
            most of success is just having the confidence to go for what you want, something i struggle with myself. as for NSFFW, just use the boards that make you feel the least shitty.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            thank you. and how do i stop being a moron, i feel like I am just socially awkward around everyone man and i don't even know how to fix it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Study how others act and practice by emulating what you've seen. You're gonna have to talk to people your whole life so start getting comfortable with talking to strangers. It'll become second nature at some point, like driving. Also, never sweat over the times you were being moronic. Most people either forget or don't even notice. Sometimes it's even your inner critic overreacting to something completely minor. So chill out, you're still alive and ok and that's all that matters.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            thank you for your advice anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Understand that your young adult years are just a practice run so get the most out of it and don't let what ifs and doubts hold you back.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny as frick when you incel c**ts try to give dating advice. Blind leading the blind is hilarious. Where are your fathers? Did he not teach you about women?

          That's your adolescent to early teen years. 12-17/18. Young adult is WAAAY to late, that's when you're supposed to be putting your practice to use to form long term relationships.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            is college not the time to get a bunch of girls 🙁

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nah, he's just a moronic troll. 18 is literally the perfect time to get started with this stuff, so get on it now. Good luck

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        thank you, o elder one (idk your age lol)
        do you think NSFFW as a whole is something i should stop using? i feel like it is but sometimes i see good posts or get good advice like yours

        the internet is addictive an not good for the brain. You don't have to completely avoid it but I would recommend limiting use of the web browser to around an hour a day and probably best to stay away from porn.

        For general advice, just focus on surrounding yourself with positive people and learnings and developing new skills whenever possible. Career is important but don't sacrifice good friendships for anything, the #1important thing for your happiness and development is having strong relationships with good-natured people.

        Also if you get any money save and invest some of it because you get compound interest from your investments, so any money you invest early in life can potentially snowball into WAY more later on. Even on a very modest income it's possible to become wealthy if you start investing very young.

        There's a good book called the Slight Edge by a guy who was a college dropout/beach bum and went on to go back to college, get straight A's, and become really wealthy and successful. You can read that if you want, it's one of the very few books I've read that legitimately changed my life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’m so glad I DIDNT waste my teens and 20s.

      I lost my virginity at 17 and proceeded to live a rockstar life for the next five years partying in upper middle class east coast suburbs with hot bawds and had dads gold Amex credit card to fund it.

      Now I’m a total loser who’s a security guard and lives in a shitty working class neighborhood full of Mexicans but ya know I got mine homosexuals haha

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You must have her consent and also send me twenty of your most prized horses.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Move closer to see if she still checks you out. She could just be looking at something else.
    Another trick is if you think someone is looking at you, look at something specific and in another direction. Most people will reflexively look at it as well if they have been watching you. If she does not shift her view then she is not looking at you.
    If shemis, grow some balls and talk to her.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would love to tongue that girls butthole

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    op please update if you manage to pound that ass

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