How do I make him cheat on his wife with me

my husband is horrible and abusive now. He never does anything I want him to do, and the sex we have is very stale. je yells at me often, and I don't like that either. He personally isn't giving me what I need, so I need someone. I think this someone is my boss. he's well-educated and rich and connected, he lives in than a richer neighborhood and drives a Porsche. He also plays golf and that turns me on than my current husband who doesn't work enough.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weren’t you going to quit your job?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sorry?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't have the class or status to get with a successful man. You're too trashy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am an accoutant who works at a major place. i think I have plenty of class and status. I am also really pretty.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn’t you just post about choosing between your dream job and your famous boss?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao do you think being a staff accountant wagie is prestigious?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bc you have to have a certain level of class to get hired.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No. You were hired for your looks.
            Your entire job is to look pretty so the men who do actual work get motivated to do their best.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have a bachelors in accounting.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lmfao and you think that was the sole decider on how you got the job?

            Like the other anon stated... you're there to look pretty. Nothing more, nothing less.

            Also, why aren't you posting your breasts with a timestamp, clearly you don't care about your husband... and you want us to believe you're a woman and this isn't a larp

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I do care about him but he gone's too far. also, my breasts are for men I like not basement dwellers like u.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My house is bigger than yours. Your name isn't even on your husband's house.

            Lol "gone too far" so what did he do, not kill a spider for you when you were all thr way across the house?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he's just disrespectful ok and I want men who respects me.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Have you tried acting right?

            Women like you are fricking moronic. Here is the progression of events, that I can guarentee happened.
            >he treats you how he wants to be treated
            >you act like a bratty and pretentious can't
            >he puts in effort
            >you sabotage
            >he gets fed up, starts giving you the exact same energy
            >You're rebuffed, and suddenly now a victim (it's the exact same thing you've done to him)
            >you whine about it
            >never change your behavior
            >try to cheat, gets shot down
            >whines some more about not being treated like your shit doesn't stink
            >still doesn't act right

            Honey, you're free to destroy your life, I'm here to watch it happen and laugh the entire time. You are a joke, and you're far too mid to think that you can do better than living for free in your husband's house. In fact, he can do better, and likely has plenty of options that are much more attractive and tighter than you are.

            You do you, do post again when you husband returns you to the bargain bin he plucked you from

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lol a secretary does not have status.

        Think about this for a second: you cheat on your husband with another married man.

        What do you think that other married man is going to think of you, beyond your being recreational use only ?

        Post face

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Proofs? Where proofs?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nice forehead kek
            you're not going to steal anyone from anyone sorry babe

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            god

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the balding is brootal. You're are prime pump n dump material that's totally not worth a single dollah

            >piercing
            your husband doesn't respect you, your boss won't either much less if you're a cheater

            You look like a hoe and a thot and how confidently you said you’re attractive and how you think you can steal a successful handsome guy makes me lose faith in humanity

            Coping so hard wtf

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the balding is brootal. You're are prime pump n dump material that's totally not worth a single dollah

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >piercing
            your husband doesn't respect you, your boss won't either much less if you're a cheater

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i can take it out whatever
            it doesn't matter

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            breasts and timestamp

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You look like a hoe and a thot and how confidently you said you’re attractive and how you think you can steal a successful handsome guy makes me lose faith in humanity

  3. 3 weeks ago
    futa_lover

    guess some people are just horrible

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sneed

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    prostitute, don't be a home wrecker just cause your man is a piece of shit. this is even worse if your boss has kids you'd be fricking them for life. here's what you should do.

    1. tell your husband something has to chnage or you'll divorce him. ask him to go to marriage therapy or some shit. after all you did fall in love with him in the past. if he says yes and is cooperative then great. otherwise se question #2

    2. divorce his ass and go move in with a family member. then do whatever you want just don't create any affairs because that's a fricked up thing to do.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can do that but I honestly think he needs to suffer for what he has done to me a little. he has crossed more lines than I am okay with.

      I will def divorce him soon. I know that at least.

      Aren't you that same demoralizing guy on /adv/ who larps as le business woman or le working housewife and your whole thing is you pretend to be contemplating affairs?

      Didn’t you just post about choosing between your dream job and your famous boss?

      not me sorry

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think you'll most probably get pumped n dumped by your boss. think with your brain and not with your vegana for once prostitute. just confront your husband and reassure him that you're on his team but that you must also be treated like a proper better half if the team has to win because cooperation amongst team mebers is what leads to victories, with the victory being building a bright future for ur children

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i don't want to be on his team anymore though. it's not just his abuse but i am seeing clearly and he's not really good enough for me in all the ways that matter.

      i also think my kids should look more like my boss now tbh. he's tall and very handsome.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah you're definitely that demoralizing guy from before. You gave it away with:
        >i also think my kids should look more like my boss now tbh. he's tall and very handsome.

        You do this thing where you deliberately prey on common male insecurities and twist the knife in on purpose to get reactions.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i can prove I'm a woman.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            do it, post breasts

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You know what to do then. breasts +timestamp honey, let's go. It's ok if they're in a bra this is a blue board but you need to show 'em nonetheless

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It's ok if they're in a bra
            its not

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Come on, prove you're a woman.

            breasts and a timestamp. You know the rules

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Proofs? Where proofs?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't you that same demoralizing guy on /adv/ who larps as le business woman or le working housewife and your whole thing is you pretend to be contemplating affairs?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you b***h.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rude. why all the anger??

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >and drives a Porsche
    most mid tier car i've ever seen. 150k over msrp silent gay gtrs and mom macans. never capitalize that dog shit again
    also you should kys

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tight office-wear, lots of cleavage, red lipstick, high heels to accentuate your ass and legs, always find excuses to show off to him, when alone flirt VERY overtly, telling him how good he looks, if you can get away with touching him at all. Hang out as much as possible.

    The only reason a married man would cheat with you is if he thinks you are hotter and freakier than his wife, and even then he just might not be the type to cheat, however this is how you get the best chance.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when you are married to someone
    you are bonded to him
    the most important choice of your life
    when you're marrying
    the pastor says
    >will you go through with him such and such
    keep to your word
    even if you made a wrong decision, eat the fruit thereof
    it's better to live a shitty life than committing the sin of adultery worthy of death of the spirit

    how long are you going to suffer? 50 years max? maybe he'll die before you do, as usual, men die younger than women, especially abusive men, so you'll suffer a non satisfying life for 40 years more.

    that will be a glimpse in the everlasting

    either go to heaven or hell

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not adultery if he's abusive.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >72
        >66+6
        says who? satan?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You’ll end up your bosses work wife/side piece and it’ll never go anywhere meaningful. But if you want to do it, it’s easy. Invite him for an after work wienertail on a Friday or see if you can worm your way into one of his business trips so you can get him loaded at the hotel bar.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i've seen pictures of her and I think I'm sexier tbh.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that’s not how it works. Guys like your boss typically aren’t drooling coomers you can lure in by flashing some cleavage. It’s going to take substance. AND if he’s truly satisfied in his marriage you don’t stand a shot in hell regardless of how much better looking you think you are.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Women are terrible judges of what men think is attractive.

        [...]

        You look like the kind of girl I would meet while snowboarding and ask out for beers, have a fun night and hope to never hear from again.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >my husband abuses me because he doesn't do things I want sometimes

    LOL

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The thing that threads like this makes me wonder is:
    How fricking hard can it be to talk to one another?

    I mean of course the thread is a larp, but there's enough posts like this one and the solution to 99% of those is "how about you fricking talk to your partner about it?"

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bait

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