how do i meet a boyfriend?

how do i meet a boyfriend? im autistic and any groups i tried to join just have females or ppl too low functioning to be a bf of mine
(im not gonna date any of you i dont do online relationships)

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >too low functioning
    What does this mean to you?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      acts like a todler and has the chris-chan voice

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're not autistic. But, assuming I'm wrong, just join a chess club. Thank me later.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      in twice diagnosed since 5 years old

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Great, then E2-E4 gets you your first bf.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          whats e2-e4? (ive had a husband before i met him on krautchan)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, because you don't do online, so that makes sense. It's the most popular opening chess move. Just join. It will be full of autists and you'll probably be the only femoid. Just walk in. Doesn't matter if you know the rules. You'll get help. Bye for now.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Model train club

            i dont even like those things tho im not gonna pretend to like shit to get wiener.

            I only like singing jpop, playing mysical instruments and animating, voice acting, weaving and old videogames, not new shit videogames. But the only videogame and anime groups are for shitty new shitty videogames and anime, the ukulele groups are full of old hags who suck at singing and have shit music taste, weaving groups are just full of old ladies too

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Can you sing any Ado songs for me?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You type like that one autistic woman who fricked 3 guys and kicked the veganas of 72 women...

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Model train club

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Another chance missed to get a gf.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mistaking spiritual death for spiritual awakening

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you let me sniff your feet ill be the best boyfriend you always dreamed of

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Same boat but open to online- drop an email if you want

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bodycount? Womans past?
    >have sex incel
    Join Ukrainian army and maybe you will find a chud.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Die, you fricking roastoid c**t.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not posting breasts
    >not gtfo
    You have all failed and given this attention prostitute more of what s-he wanted.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you in Adelaide?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no, perth

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You said you weren't interested in online relationships but if you change your mind I have an old throwaway email robothrowaway3 at gmail I probably won't remember to look at it anyway

        [...]
        i dont even like those things tho im not gonna pretend to like shit to get wiener.

        I only like singing jpop, playing mysical instruments and animating, voice acting, weaving and old videogames, not new shit videogames. But the only videogame and anime groups are for shitty new shitty videogames and anime, the ukulele groups are full of old hags who suck at singing and have shit music taste, weaving groups are just full of old ladies too

        I like those things too but I think there are some new good video games

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Put on a bikini and stand at a busy street corner.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl+f
    >breasts or gtfo
    >zero results
    nu/misc/ is reddit 2.0 confirmed

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stop being a homosexual

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    go to aus /misc/ and lurk there. find out where they hang. avoid those places and go find men elsewhere. maybe even at job sites. like bringing rando work crews lemonade and sammiches or some shit. that is always super big flag that you're available.

    >tee hee i saw you guys working and though you might want something real quick to keep up your spirits and energy.
    or something

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    literally go outside

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      also, breasts or GTFO
      go to /soc/ or reddit this is not your blog
      unless you start questioning the political implications of you being an autistic moron

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the only gay men i've known who were actually in stable successful relationships were extremely wealthy. so maybe you should start by being extremely wealthy. and even then, truth be told, there's no way for me to know that they weren't still licentious perverts fricking random men dressed as animals every night and exchanging diseases. but i would say being rich would be a safe start because then if nothing else you can afford your medications. good luck, gay.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    have you tried being a prostitute. Not a literal one but you know what guys like

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most people meet their significant other in school or at work so try that.

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