How do I tell my friend idgaf about all the women he fricks. This is all he ever talks about 24 fricking 7

How do I tell my friend idgaf about all the women he fricks. This is all he ever talks about 24 fricking 7

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell him you dont give a frick
    Why did you make this thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not enough he won't fricking stop every phone call and text and conversation

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ask yourself, is there any reason you want to hang out with him other than he is a human who doesn't hate you? Once a friendship is established it can seem like it is worth keeping just for its own sake, but often times we make friends with people due to circumstances that are temporary and outside of those situations there is no reason to keep them as a friend.

        if this is true, its time to block the fricker and find a new friend.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because he is a friend of all my friends and despite this he is at least nice to me and likes me. He just has ADHD probably and it seems he is highly insecure

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then how about you mirror him?
            His posts about him fricking some chicks makes you uncomfortable - so make him uncomfortable with something in the same order of magnitude whenever he posts this cringe shit.
            Inform him what videos you're jacking off to or tell him when you've taken a shit, and how big it was.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lol it wouldn't phase him, he was trying to get me to bang a girl after he fricked her but that's gross to me

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then you're not being cringe enough

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            autistic homosexuals actually think saying "no u" like a grade schooler will solve problems LMFAO

            >just be an annoying sperg bro

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Call him moronic. Make fun of him for being a sex addict. Make his accomplishments seem small and worthless. This is clearly someone who is over-compensating for something

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tell him that until you see proof, you assume he is full of shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you friends with him?
        People like this disgust me.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Foid hands?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldnt keep such a friend. If he annoys me, I would tell him to frick off. I am uncomfortable with just looking at your picture, OP.

    Thats all that must be said. If he starts teasing you for feeling uncomfortable around him, drop him as a friend, forget and move on.

    moronic thread.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tell him you dont give a frick
      Why did you make this thread

      >Needs advice
      >Asks advice
      >Waaah why did you make this thread
      Eat my shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This

      The only advantage that my age is giving me (I am 29), - is that I learned to tell such people to just frick off and stop bothering me. When I was in my 20s, I was super shy and would swallow such a "friend". Not anymore.

      Just tell him to disappear with his homosexualy shit and tell him that you dont care about his "achievements" since he is a loser who tries to score up as much as he can while still being a loser. That's why he is so open about it.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    say "ok, who asked?"

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally "I don't care about your herpes"

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >knock knock
    >”who’s there?”
    >V
    >”V, who?”
    >VD
    Then do as the rest said and tell him you dgay.
    Also, I’m curious how he looks since he gets to hook up often. Hollywood tier?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's not bad looking but the dude talks like a gay. His shit only works on young women, he lovebombs the shit out of them. If the girl has a healthy mindset they want nothing to do with him. Lucky for him, there are a lot of damaged women out there.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Set a boundary. draw a line in the sand.

    either you let him keep doing this, or you make sure there's a consequence.

    I don't care if you tell him you'll be at his ass if he keeps on ignoring your requests to stop. Set a boundary, set a consequence, take action when it gets crossed.

    if you can't do that, you're a flimsy cuck.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much this, but use your words, you're a big boy. We don't go straight to nuclear options and ultimatums, just start with softer versions like steering the conversation away in the moment
      >Can we talk about something else?
      and
      >Listen, I'm glad you're having sex, I just don't want to hear about it right now

      If he won't stop, you use something firmer like
      >I need you to find someone else to talk about sex with, I'm not interested in hearing about who you're fricking, please stop.
      And if he's not playing ball after that, then yeah, you probably you start doing ultimatums like
      >I am gonna need to stop talking to you for a while if you can't keep your sex life to yourself, it's obnoxious and I'm sick and tired of hearing about it

      My guess is you've already told him a few of the above, so figure out where in the escalatory chain you are of
      >in the moment correction
      >explain the broader problem
      >asking for an ongoing topic shutdown
      >demanding he stop or you're gonna frick off

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmfao this reads like you're parroting some kind of fricking self-help website or some shit, maybe even a corporate policy on harassment. Pretty gay if you ask me.
        OP is just a homosexual. Quit responding. There's no reason for you to involve yourself with this child-minded idiot. You should just cut him off and let somebody else deal with his boasting if you haven't figured out how to make him stop.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Communicating directly with the people in your life and setting boundaries! So gay!

          You need to be 18+ to post here

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, it’s how you deal with a friend doing something you don’t like
          >see if you can get them to stop without confrontation
          >confront them on the problem, but politely because they’re a friend
          >tell them extremely directly without added politeness what you want as they’re not listening to softened versions
          >directly demand what you want and tell them what actions you’ll enforce upon them and the situation if they won’t do it

          Unless you’re a violent moron or have power over them (perhaps as a boss or employer, or as being substantially higher social status and in control of their reputation in your friend group) picking up your ball and fricking off is basically the only real threat you have as an equal, and if they’re actually a friend, they probably won’t take the threat lightly because they do like you and your company.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moronic therapist speech

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          See

          No, it’s how you deal with a friend doing something you don’t like
          >see if you can get them to stop without confrontation
          >confront them on the problem, but politely because they’re a friend
          >tell them extremely directly without added politeness what you want as they’re not listening to softened versions
          >directly demand what you want and tell them what actions you’ll enforce upon them and the situation if they won’t do it

          Unless you’re a violent moron or have power over them (perhaps as a boss or employer, or as being substantially higher social status and in control of their reputation in your friend group) picking up your ball and fricking off is basically the only real threat you have as an equal, and if they’re actually a friend, they probably won’t take the threat lightly because they do like you and your company.

          , it’s how you amicably resolve a conflict between two equals, if it seems moronic to explain aloud it’s because the explanation’s meant for autists who didn’t get the memo on how to do this themselves during their youth socialization period.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            normal people will accuse you of using ChatGPT because only autists, redditors and robots talk like that

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    like this: "I hope you enjoy your AIDS. also STFU you moronic degenerate"

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell him “too much info man, I don’t want to know about the girls your violating”

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Say stuff like “oh yeah? Hot…tell me more” and pretend like you’re getting turned on by it. That should scare him straight.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's not your friend homie. Who the hell types like this and brags about stupid shit like this like you're in little school

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick do people just frick and suck and not care about HIV/AIDS/STDS? what the frick? i dont even think i look bad, i do decent enough on dating apps, and they always text first, but this may be the thing that will keep me virgin forever. you will NEVER have my wiener you devil.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      inb4 "b-b-b-but muh contraception!!!" it isnt 100%. when it fails, you are FRICKED. seems like the virgin "loser" life with no permanant sexual disease is all mine for the taking. cant be happier.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      inb4 "b-b-b-but muh contraception!!!" it isnt 100%. when it fails, you are FRICKED. seems like the virgin "loser" life with no permanant sexual disease is all mine for the taking. cant be happier.

      >Still virgin
      >Think you do well on dating apps
      Sure Buddy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        try answering my questions next time moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >how the frick do people just frick and suck and not care about HIV/AIDS/STDS?
      truvada and penicillin? it's not 1985 anymore

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hiv/aids
      Even among higher risk LGBT populations, PrEP reduces the risk of getting HIV from sex by about 99% when taken as prescribed, and a condom is about 85% effective, which give multiplicative protection together.

      Depending on your state, you unironically have a higher chance per year of getting killed in a car crash than you do of contracting HIV in a year as a gay man having condomed sex on PreP. I don’t think you’re very afraid of dying in a car crash.

      >STDs
      We have good testing, and with the exception of AIDs, most are either curable or basically no big deal. Additionally, your body is really, really good at self-eliminating viruses and bacteria, “not curable” just means we don’t know how to kill it faster than your body does naturally, it doesn’t mean “the disease never goes away”

      > this may be the thing that will keep me virgin forever
      I think this isn’t a very rational position, you’re never gonna have sex if you’re worried about non-zero disease risk because people can and will have them IRL. I think if you’re worried you should instead approach the problem as a rational question,
      >what is my acceptable AND NON-ZERO “percentage odds of being infected with an STD in a one year period?”
      Where if the odds are lower than your risk tolerance, you feel okay having sex.

      But really, you’ve got like 15-22 years in life after you turn 18 before basically no one statistically is gonna wanna frick you, so if you spend your whole youth worrying about disease statistics, you pretty much wasted near certain happiness in life because of the possibility of something bad happening. You really wanna go out like that, or are you gonna have a bit of fun before you kick the can?
      >captcha: 8gay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can have sex, but what you mean to say is if I get on PrEP, and use condoms, and get me and my partner checked, I can survive sex and finally unvirgin myself. The problem is my paranoia, I don't want this to frick over my life, I just want to say I did it. Everyone is having sex, and now that I'm sure it's accessible in a non-degenerate way, (potential gf/wife), I'm just cowering at a potential risk instead of taking the precautions and measures that I can and getting sex over with. At least once. I just don't want to get "fricked" over trying to have sex for the first time. I don't want to live in regret over catching something I never envisioned myself having. Imagining how great my life would be as a pussy-less virgin playing video games and watching anime is much more comfortable, but even that doesn't satisfy me completely. How can I swallow the sex-pill and not be a pussy virgin? frick man

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is like the inverse of some virgin indian sending a million "I love you, you're so pretty" messages to some white girl. Instead it's some chad endlessly bragging about meaningless sexual conquests. It's somehow less cringe, and more cringe at the same time.

    Even if you're friend is a 6'6", ripped Gigachad with a 9 inch dick, on the inside he is still a 5'4" balding hindu dicklet. He is trapped in the wrong body, like Peter Dinklage waking up to realize he's switched places with Lebron James.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell him it's not a flex to frick poo in loos and israelites

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He might just have ADHD and can't control himself from splurting out random b/s and this makes OP feel insecure cause he doesn't get as many women if not any women at all.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This guy seems to want your acceptance from his "feats". What a loser.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lies about a girl from japan
    >lies about a girl from india
    >lies about some more girls
    Most bros who brag about fricking are just lying. You realize this right?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your friend sounds based and you should hangout with him more often.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can u ask if he has a plan to frick the orthodox woman and report back

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you care about the friend point out the toxicness of his behavior, if you don't care but just find it annoying tell him to frick off.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Or how about you get him to tell you how he gets lucky with the girls. We could be talk about a casanova here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Seanonymous

      The answer is always "commit your entire lifestyle to this singular goal" or "be way higher status than you are and have a bigger social life because of it". There are answers but they're basically useless to anyone that would want the help.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well its something and a fair enough awnser. Might as well ask them about their routine or ask them if you two can go out. That way his attention that he gets with the girld will be share some what to you. Why try and you can have a leg up in the game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Seanonymous

          Sure but if I was in a dry spell I wouldn't want to hear about it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then lie about it, say something like

            "oh I had a ex that fricked me up and I had a hard time to find a girl just as amezing as her."
            Or
            "I've been working a lot lately and bearly had time to focus on going out."

          • 2 weeks ago
            Seanonymous

            I had a friend do basically this once and I was like "bro it stopped being the coolest thing ever after our early twenties, but cool"

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's bragging, so point that out, and tell him that this method is pathetic and he's pathetic. Remind him he only thinks this is an accomplishment is because he had no good examples as his parents didn't love him, or each other

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > He's bragging, so point that out, and tell him that this method is pathetic
      Yes

      > Remind him he only thinks this is an accomplishment is because he had no good examples as his parents didn't love him, or each other
      Gross incel shit. You can reasonably think and tell him he’s being cringe without going bitter Freud on him.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moron, the goal is to get him to stop. "Going to far" is a very reliable option to accomplish that.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just respond with "fricked your mom" every time.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is honestly the funniest type of stuff to me
    I kind of wish I had a weird friend like this. It'd be like signing up for one of those email or SMS services where they send you something funny or motivational everyday, except its just some dude talking about his sexual accomplishments

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would disable notifications and leave him on read or answer "haha broo leave some for us wtf" or something funny that's not too agressive.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i had i friend like that. he fricked my ex. but he didn't know we broke up, so he was avoiding me for like two weeks because of that.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based chad shitting all over your sexless loser homosexual incel life LOL. I used to do this when I was early 20s but I bragged irl

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had a friend like this. It eventually deteriorated to the point where he would start fights and throw it in my face saying things like “Who fricks all the b***hes?” as if that was some kind of gotcha when he was riding around in my car and asking for my car change to buy beers. To make matters worse I was the fittest and most confident I’ve ever been in my life and was meeting beautiful women constantly lol. We eventually stopped hanging around for other reasons but I don’t miss it. If I could do it all over again I would have stopped wasting my time with him earlier. People like that are super insecure and they’ll just start dragging you down. Sleeping with a bunch of broken vulnerable women isn’t a flex.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I once talked to a girl who acted in a similar manner and it turned out she's a narcissist.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is your friend gay?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ask him
    >How would you feel about fricking a guy? :p
    >jk jk 😀
    >But seriously, do you think I'm cute?

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