How do I tell my gf that she needs implants?

My gf is nice and pretty, but she's a member of the itty bitty titty committee.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When she gets pregnant they'll grow ten times the size.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this, impregnate her then abort it at 3 months before it can ruin her body, that's how all skinny girls get big breasts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Even better is to get pregnant and then about 3 months the breasts are ready and then you can abort.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    impregnate her so her breasts grow bigger

  3. 1 month ago
    kill faggots

    You can do like others said, or pay for the implants

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    feed her

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Similar, but how do I tell my gf her ass stinks?
    Every time we do it doggy style, all I can smell is hot shit. It's like walking into a porta-potty in July. It was so bad about a month ago that I lost my erection and since then sex has been difficult. I expect it now, and its hard to both achieve and maintain an erection, even when we do it missionary. The last time we did it missionary was on Christmas eve and she left a large brown skidmark on my bed sheets.
    This is killing my sex drive and I honestly don't know what to do. I haven't had any interest in sex or even women in general since this happened.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      don't be with a fat slob

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tell her to use dove soap on a washcloth then wipe her ass with it, wait a few minutes then rinse with water,dry with a towel by wiping her ass with it and putting it in the dirty laundry.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tell her to use dove soap on a washcloth then wipe her ass with it, wait a few minutes then rinse with water,dry with a towel by wiping her ass with it and putting it in the dirty laundry.

      this
      women aren't much into hygiene
      tell her to wash herself
      they're not very clever either
      so also tell her to eat more fibers, so that her farts are drier
      if she's not gonna learn by herself, she's gonna have to be taught

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried rubbing her nose in the skidmarks and saying "No!"?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Try fricking the shit back in duh

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    start looking at other girls with huge breasts.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if I told you there are natural methods of that sort of architecture?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would her breasts be small if you got her pregnant?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You should appreciate her simple aristocratic beauty, you disgusting cretin. Reject degenerate tricks like "plastic surgery"

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    more than a mouthful is a waste. Plus jumbo tittites just fall off sideways if you ever had a big titty gf
    >it's all about the nipples man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >more than a mouthful is a waste.
      I disagree. My ex had GG cups and god how I miss them. Current gf has E cup. Far from small, but god GG was better.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lol liar. Fat breasts fall into their armpits when they lie on their back or hang like gross cow udders when fricking them doggy style.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds heavy as hell. Carrying luggage at that point, yikes.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tell her the truth: that it's not the size that matters most, but the shape

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    moronic idea implants are horrible

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If she's nice and pretty just suck on that titty, OP.
    Be thankful she wasn't born with a dick.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get a Google history on her phone for searches for big breasts.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't maker her get implants. She'll never be able to breastfeed. Flat is justice. If she gets pregnant they get much bigger.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only time implants are objectively justifiable is when women have those delayed pancake breasts or after breast cancer surgery imho

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You fricking clown, natural breasts are the best regardless of size

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She doesn't need implants, she's perfect you israeli pervert

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All breasts matter
    A hand full is still a hand full
    (Unless you have small hands then rip)
    Big warm period boobs feel the best
    Also; knock her up OP and watch her grow on all sides

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a tit man my self, and my wife is an A cup. But her dicky is supreme and has the perfect grip and shape.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I tell my gf that she needs implants?
    You're a total fricking idiot.

    1. Everyone can see we're heading to some kind of economic, social, civil apocalypse.

    2. Smart people are predicting supply chain disruptions and potential war.

    3. Cities (especially chocolate ones) will be wrecked the moment anything causes order to break down.

    You want to CHOOSE to have your girlfriend to get a cosmetic surgical procedure that INCREASES risk of future injury, that at best case will need replacement in 10 years, just so you can play with some fricking FUNBAGS?

    I think people who can afford it, bu who don't want to have at least 3 months food saved up are idiots. How much more moronic are you?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get her RECTANGULAR MONOBOOBS.

    Like shoving a ream of copy paper in her bra.

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  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >My gf is nice and pretty, but she's a member of the itty bitty titty committee.
    Here's a alternative. Get your own wiener cut off, then your desire to get your girlfriend maimed right before the Fourth Turning kicks off will likely disappear.

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