How do l get an gf like this?

How do l get an gf like this?

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go to France

      That doesn't sound like very good advice. Is there any actual proof that what you say actually works?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hairy breasts, now I've seen everything

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      are you moronic or just that much of an incel that you've never seen hairy breasts before

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Got ya! Hehe, of course I've seen hairy breasts before. I was just trolling! Haha!
        My favorite NSFFW meme is the one where we all pretend to be virgins who can't get girlfriends. Just playing along, ya see! Hehe.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          haha, you really outsmarted me with that one! i fell for your bait, hook line and sinker!! of course you've seen and touched all the kind of breasts there can be!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Haha, hope it doesn't feel too bad, anonymous! It's all in good fun, just a little absurdist humor, a little mischievousness if you will, imagine not being a sex-haver and not cuddling your girlfriend's hairy breast! haha, so random!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it really feels terrible anon, if i'm honest with you. i don't think i'll be forgetting the way you tricked me for a long time.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            oh no! come on old chum, it's all just a bit of the banter! Around here we like to be a bit silly, a bit wacky. You see, I was merely playing the role of an "inkwell", a man who has not had intimate relations with women, and therefore may only be familiar with women's bodies through pornography where they are typically clean-shaven! A bit of an extrapolation of the common meme format, haha! I promise it was not meant in any mean-spiritedness.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            well you certainly did a good job at playing pretend! i just can't believe how easily i fell for your joke. i suppose i can see the funny side of it, and maybe in a few years i'll even look back at this moment and laugh!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Haha, there's the spirit! Honestly, I am a bit surprised at how swiftly my ruse was taken for truth! As if there would really be such a fellow so unlucky in love as to be perplexed and shocked by the sight of feminine body hair on the breasts! I guess I did put on a good show!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            what can i say? i was just in a gullible mood, i suppose. it is rather unbelievable that any man would have never seen hair on the breasts before, isn't it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          haha, you really outsmarted me with that one! i fell for your bait, hook line and sinker!! of course you've seen and touched all the kind of breasts there can be!

          https://i.4cdn.orgNSFFW1705308860050851.jpg

          Haha, hope it doesn't feel too bad, anonymous! It's all in good fun, just a little absurdist humor, a little mischievousness if you will, imagine not being a sex-haver and not cuddling your girlfriend's hairy breast! haha, so random!

          it really feels terrible anon, if i'm honest with you. i don't think i'll be forgetting the way you tricked me for a long time.

          oh no! come on old chum, it's all just a bit of the banter! Around here we like to be a bit silly, a bit wacky. You see, I was merely playing the role of an "inkwell", a man who has not had intimate relations with women, and therefore may only be familiar with women's bodies through pornography where they are typically clean-shaven! A bit of an extrapolation of the common meme format, haha! I promise it was not meant in any mean-spiritedness.

          well you certainly did a good job at playing pretend! i just can't believe how easily i fell for your joke. i suppose i can see the funny side of it, and maybe in a few years i'll even look back at this moment and laugh!

          Unironically an enjoyable reply chain to read. I wish we had more interactions like this instead on NSFFW sometimes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Most women don't have hair like this on the breasts if any

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          trust me, they do. maybe not to this extent, but most women have at least a little hair there.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >maybe not to this extent
            But that's what I mean it's just not like this even if there is some hair. It's like the fuzz on their face compared to a guys beard if anything.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yeah okay i somewhat agree. just disagreed with the "if any" part of your first reply.

            nah i have a lot of hair especially on my nipples but i've always felt like a freak for having it so seeing picrel makes me feel not so alone

            i also have some longish hairs on my breasts. a little hair is normal!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i'm glad to know there's another woman who has it. i've always felt gross and weird for having them since i see other women who have literally no hair on their breasts lol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i think a lot of women remove the hair there and just don't speak about it because they're also insecure. do you have to have pcos or a family member with it? (no need to answer that if you don't want to)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            no i don't have pcos which is why i feel weird for having it. i don't have any other female relatives with it either. you're right that it's probably more common than we think but a lot of women pretend it doesn't exist and i used to be made fun of by my friends in school after i told them lol. how do you deal with it and does it make you feel insecure?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i don't have pcos either (or at least my doctor doesn't think so..). your friends don't seem very nice but then teenage girls aren't exactly known for being nice, are they. i've just accepted it tbh, maybe if i ever get a bf then i might get rid of it. i've never really been insecure about it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yeah teenagers are mean but i didn't take it too personal. i've accepted it too and i don't bother to remove the hair since i see no point and it will grow again anyway. i'm glad to know you aren't insecure about it and i stopped feeling as bad as i used to

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i'm happy for you 🙂 honestly i'm a bit more insecure about the hair on the sides of my face and neck than i am the hair on my breasts.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            don't feel bad about that! i've seen plenty of women with that and i do have hairs on the side of my face too and i think it looks nice if you ask me

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            thank you. i'm getting laser hair removal but it doesn't really seem to be doing much and i have a bit of a theory that it's actually made it worse..

            I'm pretty sure hair grows back thinner when you pluck it, just keep at it.

            you're joking, right...?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            NTA, why don't you just wax it off and be done with the insecurity?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it will just grow back and i don't want to do laser hair removal. i've kinda embraced it now lol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm pretty sure hair grows back thinner when you pluck it, just keep at it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            is that true? i've never heard of that and did use to pluck it and it didn't do much honestly.

            thank you. i'm getting laser hair removal but it doesn't really seem to be doing much and i have a bit of a theory that it's actually made it worse..
            [...]
            you're joking, right...?

            i also think shaving it or doing laser removal won't do shit and it might even make it worse. like you can trim it but idk how i feel about actually doing laser hair removal

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i am like 90% sure that plucking doesn't do anything, or that it makes hair grow back thicker. in theory laser hair removal should work but for me it's just been a waste of money. i've heard good stories about it though!

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            Unironically an enjoyable reply chain to read. I wish we had more interactions like this instead on NSFFW sometimes.

            aww thank you anon 🙂

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yeah i thought so too. i do hope laser hair removal is as legit as people say it is because i'm considering it. if you do want to do it i hope it works out for you 🙂

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            if you have the money for it, i'd say go for it. it's no less painful than waxing

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i'll look into it but i'm broke right now lmao and the weird thing is that i've grown to kinda like them? i know that sounds weird but that's how im starting to feel

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            doesn't sound too weird. it's just a sign you're comfortable with your body, which is ofc a good thing

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            well im glad to know lol but yeah i think more people just need to be more comfortable with their body honestly

            Worked for my monobrow

            really? i feel like it never worked for me and i would always do it too

            https://i.4cdn.orgNSFFW1705311182280081.jpg

            >tfw no hairy gf to comfort when she feels insecure about her breast hairs

            aw if it makes you feel better i already feel comforted by the other femanon here and even you!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Worked for my monobrow

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          nah i have a lot of hair especially on my nipples but i've always felt like a freak for having it so seeing picrel makes me feel not so alone

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Let's see just how hairy these nipples are.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            only if you pay me

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            post breasts and paypal link you hungry prostitute

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's nasty, are you often horny perchance?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i do feel very insecure about them and i'm not unhygienic but i've just always grown hair there and no i don't get horny a lot

            post breasts and paypal link you hungry prostitute

            i'm not a prostitute and i don't post my hairy breasts for strangers online

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        not all peoples are yogurt-snorting kurds, semite.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you find out let me know
    Breasts are a bit large but I'll live

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go to France

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just go to any europoor country

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kek
    current society would fall apart if we made women stop shaving, using makeup or any beauty product

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no hairy gf to comfort when she feels insecure about her breast hairs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want to stroke and pet the hairy boobs, make her feel safe and secure.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But all I can do is stroke my pee pee

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Love hairy women, simple as.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get a regular gf and tell her to stop shaving.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no that doesn't work, I've tried it. most she'll go is a couple weeks before she gets weirded out.

      You've gotta find them natty in the wild

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i mean, i shave but would prefer not to so if my future bf asked me not to shave, i'd be down

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          can i be your future bf?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i don't do e-relationships. i'm in australia. whereabouts do you live?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I don't do e-relationships either, and I'm in the US.

            Another dream shattered
            >tfw no impressionable fuzzy ozzie outback gf to stroke her prickly armpit hairs as they grow in

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            that's unfortunate. you'll find her anon, i'm sure there are many women like me out there

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            thanks.

            I think I'm just gonna kill myself though.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            please don't do that anon. you'll make me sad. although i guess you have no reason to care what i think

            I hope my future wife has hairy armpits and vegana. I have no idea where to find such women because they all shave.

            i think if you asked your gf not to shave there's a good chance she'll listen

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Move to Iran or Greece or perhaps Sicily.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go through the cave system in your local state park.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hope my future wife has hairy armpits and vegana. I have no idea where to find such women because they all shave.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you want ass hair and pubes in your mouth/on your face? Because thats how you get ass hair stuck to your face by her ass sweat and you have to peel it off

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I fail to see the downside, anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Do you want ass hair and pubes in your mouth/on your face?

        Yes.

        I mean its nice but the feeling of having it like on your tongue and stuff is very odd, and you also need to wash your face really well because one time i almost went out to dinner with one of my gfs pubes on my cheek even though i swear i washed my face.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like a hygiene/skill issue anon. Also
          >not proudly wearing your wifes fur/scent on your face

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >>not proudly wearing your wifes fur/scent on your face

            This anon knows what's up.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I am very hygenic, but just saying you need to get used to diligent washing right after, as well as having pubes tickling your nose or getting in your mouth with that level of hair. Your nose will likely be pressed against her pubic mound which in this case is quite hairy. Additionally, while its very hot to have a facial from your wife/gf it does eventually dry and makes your face feel dry afterwards, if I had to relate the feeling to anything it would be like if you got out of a pool without showering/rinsing your face.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Do you want ass hair and pubes in your mouth/on your face?

      Yes.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what if i shave everything and leave a nicely trimmed bush..?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not good enough, hairy legs or gtfo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      post wiener senpai

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        hmmm.. sure i guess.. here anon >~<

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You know it's not enough

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You don't, at least in America. Everyone shaves their c**t. I think porn started the trend. Even if you prefer muff the women here generally just prefer to shave down there.

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