How does one go about asking out and dating a hag?

How does one go about asking out and dating a hag?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bumping because i wanna know too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/6DxKljk.jpeg

      How does one go about asking out and dating a hag?

      the hags are fat. Enjoy zoomshits!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        enjoy your fat wife taking a huge shit in YOUR toilet in YOUR house

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        LITERALLY ALL THESE WOJAKS HAVE HAPPENED TO ME WHO IS FRICKING WATCHING ME I'M SICK TO MY FRICKING STOMACH IT WAS A MISTAKE WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >online dating
          not even once

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It happened to me too.

          The meme gained traction for a reason mate.
          It happened to many of us.
          Shows how fricked our society has become.

          People do a lot of weird shit in desperation for love.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >for love
            Are you fricking kidding me? I was just trying to get my nut, now this wojak is literally staring dagger into my soul like some aspect of my previously innocent self asking me
            >why, why did you do this to us?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sometimes being a virgin isn't so bad when I realize what sexhavers are really like under the surface.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well to be fair having sex with someone you love and find attractive is a top experience but yes sex can also bring you to the lowest lows

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >why, why did you do this to us?
            Incredibly real. My answer? Because we ran out of options for women very quickly. Because our standards were, and still are, high. I don't even know what legit turns me on at this point.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >for love
          Are you fricking kidding me? I was just trying to get my nut, now this wojak is literally staring dagger into my soul like some aspect of my previously innocent self asking me
          >why, why did you do this to us?

          zero sympathy.

          sex havers get what they deserve.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In my experience hags don't look like anime characters but maybe that's because I'm 29 not 19, but also in my experience they didn't look like anime characters before I was 29 either, so the extra decade might not make a difference as to whether a hag looks anime or not, and they may simply not look anime, or there is some other factor, perhaps outside myself, that makes them look anime in cases where they look anime (which I've yet to see, only dream of in the case of a Makima mommy gf)

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Basically just be nice to them and show you value them for who they are instead of just for their bodies. Hags are past their prime and don't get the same attention from when they were younger. As far as meeting them, idk. I found mine by pure luck on an obscure video game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My wife would fit hag perhaps if I didn't get roiled into jail

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're going to have to provide a little more context. How'd you end up in jail, how old is your wife, how old are you, and how'd you meet?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just did it with my mom's friends

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that doesn't make any sense; at 19 he should be fully grown and taller than her.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    39 is still too young. You cant cum balls deep because there is risk of pregnancy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Threading the needle is the fun part.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No it isn't. The fun part is to creampie that hag pussy dozens of time with no condom, without the fear of a new human spawning in her womb.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Change age filter in dating apps or sites? Approach like any other women(dont use zoomer slang tho)

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im 29 and started to talk and the sextalk with a 18 yo. I just hope I haven't ruin his sexuality forever

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >im 29 and started to talk and the sextalk with a 18 yo. I just hope I haven't ruin his sexuality forever
      B-B-Based

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I call him "hun" he said he love that because it feels like he is talking to the mom of one of his friends.
        I didn't know what to do with that info

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I call him "hun" he said he love that because it feels like he is talking to the mom of one of his friends.
          You better treat him well and turn him into a grown up man, I won't forgive you if you break his heart. Don't you dare dump him in the middle of a relationship.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He is not looking to get into a relationship with me, he made that clear. He also often ask me for advice on how to get the attention of a friend he likes.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How sad, back when I was 18 I had a crush on my English teacher and I would have absolutely loved dating her. But I didn't have the brains or the balls... I guess this hagmaxxing psyop I launched will still be a thing only with a couple of zoomers with taste in women, as it should be.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Frick you and your gay psyop man now I can't stop thinking about it, just when I managed to completely give up the idea of having a gf. Frick you man, cute anime mommy don't even exist i'm stuck with the desire to have a 40 year old gf now

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What does it mean when you call someone hun? I have several gas station ladies who do this.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            contraction of honey, like calling you sweetie.

            How sad, back when I was 18 I had a crush on my English teacher and I would have absolutely loved dating her. But I didn't have the brains or the balls... I guess this hagmaxxing psyop I launched will still be a thing only with a couple of zoomers with taste in women, as it should be.

            tell us more about that teacher anon, why you liked her?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >tell us more about that teacher anon, why you liked her?
            Because I mogged everyone in English classes and she took a liking to me. She was in her 40s and never married afaik, before the end of the last year she made me blush when she told me she'd never meet another student like me. But I was so fricking moronic I just turned around and ran away. I wanted to see her again but I never got the chance, and the age gap was too much even for me. I want to have kids.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want a fit hag who will work out with me but doesn't mind I'm a nerd

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    heres the better version from yesterday

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just find older women more attractive because they are very direct and don't do that moronic 6D Chess type of flirting that zoomerettas do.
    >t.Autist zoomer.

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