How is having a girlfriend?

How is having a girlfriend? I have never had.

I imagine it is like, we, men, having to work, to have one of these things at home.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    2% of the time it's really good, 98% a constant pain in the ass.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much this.
      Nothing sucks more than the realization that someone you really like is someone you wish would go away more often.
      Women are problematic cause your life becomes "our life" if they get involved with you. And "your life" no longer matters.
      In some fairy tale bullshit universe, sure thats how things work...but in reality...the best "girlfriend" in the world is some chick that lives in the apartment next door and only comes over when shes horny or wants to cuddle or wants to do dinner.
      Other than that having to literally take care of someone elses badly raised daughter is pretty much what "girlfriends" are.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s because she is your girlfriend and not your wife. Marry her and the commitment and relationship changes and it’s not as bad.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've never married any of them, but they usually end up moving in and its always a fricking mistake.
          They get free rent and orgasms
          I get sex and the headache of having some b***h telling me what I need to be doing.
          Its just not worth it. Jerking off is faster and far less hassle.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Marry her and the commitment and relationship changes and it’s not as bad.
          Yea, it's so much better when the annoying gf now has the threat of divorce raping you if you don't bend to her wishes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      True true true. She wants your attention all the time and tries to occupy your mind. In casual moments she gives you some sex just to be sure you are under control.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. It was only good as long as I had my dick in her.
      Pull it out and the nightmare continues.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. And the older you get, the less you want to deal with the stupid bullshit.

  2. 2 months ago
    mulatto mongrel

    It's like having a sex toy that talks and asks you for money and material shit. It's cheaper to jack off or frick a hooker.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So, I, as a man, will have to work to sustain the israelites and the girlfriend?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        girls are the vegana israelite, anon

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    its like having a constant slurpy wet hole available

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    W*men don't exist

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s fricking awesome and also terrible

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    BUT you should know that 65% of couples that move in together before getting married end up breaking up. Never let a woman move in with you unless she is your wife. D

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    having a girlfriend is cringe
    being married to a wife and mother of your children is based

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i prefer it to being single and sleeping around. can get expensive if she's got friends getting married.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I also never had one. I sometimes stress out cause friends text me so I take hours to answer. I couldn't image having to speak with someone everyday. I'm comfy enough in my solitude and as long as my mind does not fall into schizo land, things will remain the same.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s time consuming. Like seriously time consuming

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bags of sand.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      salty milk and coins

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's nice when you're very young and very horny and you can frick here a lot but these are things that do not last. for the most part it's just painful and boring. but I know this is not conceivable for those who never had a grill.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you have a gf that's not a virgin when you start dating you're a fricking cuck

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s like being single except you have no money and an additional boss.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s fun when you’re fricking her missionary and sucking her breasts
    Frustrating at best for the other 99% of the time

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus fricking Christ its absolutely horrible every day I contemplate suicide I have never had a suicidal thought in my entire life until I let a woman into it

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's like your mom but with romance
    all girls are fundamentally the same, handling-wise

    just mold them to your liking ... self-directed they turn to the mob but you can pluck em out

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it’s like having a deadbeat daughter where you have to feed her wherever you take her, but you get to frick her.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So basically just a daughter

  19. 2 months ago
    Iranian

    Its alright, just stay away from the anus area. Dont smell it. The braaap is a lie!

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its one of the worst investments of your time that you can make especially if you are working towards your career. You will put in blood sweat and tears to make her happy and makes things work and in return you will get absolutely nothing but pain and wasted years in the long run. A girlfriend should only be a consideration after you have fully established yourself in life and can use money to keep her in line

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK YOU FOR RUINING ASMR
    IT'S ALL prostituteS NOW ALL BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU
    FRICK YOU FRICK YOU FRICK YOU FRICK YOU FRICK YOU

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty good. My girlfriend is my best friend.
    We live thousands of miles apart but we meet whenever we have a chance, usually travelling and on vacation.
    We walk around exploring places and chatting, we play videogames together and we have sex.
    Lately the only thing that has been worrying me about having a girlfriend is that after a few sex sessions (like 3 in 3 days) I end up having trouble staying hard. She is also pretty tight which doesn't help much with penetrating her with a half chub, so we end up having to use lubricant a lot.
    We do argue a bit sometimes over stupid shit, but it usually doesn't last long. She isn't too pretty, but she is in shape and is pretty smart. She is an air traffic controller. She also has self-esteem issues, which might be what stopped her from ever going full prostitute mode during her life. We were one another's first everything.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s alright. I prefer to pay a prostitute when I want sex. Girlfriends are basically prostitutes but with more emotional and financial baggage. It’s stressful

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    In my experience, long term relationships with women can be broken down into 2 phases.

    The love bombing phase where you can do no wrong and she will 'love' and support you seemingly unconditionally. This can last anywhere from 6 months up to 2 years.

    The trade-in phase where, for whatever reason, her idealized conception of you is broken and you go from being her 'hero' to shit. She will stay with you until she finds a new 'hero' to save her from you and then pick fights with you to justify the switch to herself/shared friends/parents/etc. The cycle repeats for the next guy.

    looking at this post, I must be a bpd magnet

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ehhh honeymoon phase is always fun, when you frick 2 or 3 times a day, both of your sex bits are chaffed, but as time goes on stuff you didnt notice when you were first together starts to show its ugly head, stuff you once found "cute" can turn to annoying, but if you can over come the "boring" stage you locked down a long term relationship, and possibly marriage.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Endless gums flapping without ever saying anything remotely original or of substance. Also stop shilling this dumb slavic prostitute

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's usually annoying after ~2.5 years.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My brother got married 3 years ago...

    Since then

    >Hes got fat
    >Hes been forced into a highly stressful situation because wife wanted a house ASAP
    >Hes paying shit tons in monthly mortgage repayments & interest
    >Hes working pre much 7 days a week at his high stress job

    His wife isn't that attractive, maybe like a 6 with make-up.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She soon wil start to complain he is always working and neglecting her and fricks the neighbour. Tel him to do paternity tests, thank me later

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hes got fat
      Relationships good or bad allow for you to be comfortable, and comfortability is a blessing and a curse.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    5% great, good sex etc
    95% depressing thoughts, gf suicidal, fighting etc

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    After the initial honeymoon phase wears off it's really not that great.

    It's nice to have a wet hole to stick your dick in whenever you want but it comes with so much baggage and bullshit.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hate myself sometimes for not being able to go 2 weeks without needing sex, unfortunately having a gf makes this much easier and also safer since prostitutes/bawds will absolutely destroy your life

    Also having a gf is basically babysitting a large child - emotional when hungry or tired, easily distracted or upset, virtually moronic but you have to play along with what they say

    Literally it's a "can't live with em, can't live without em" situation to be completely honest

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like my fiance, she's not perfect but we deal with each other's shit in exchange for a better life together. I think a lot of people idealize being in a relationship, or overthink it. It's a close friend that makes your heart and wiener swell. Doesn't mean you're always gonna be happy, or always perfect. Shit requires work just like any other relationship, be it friends, family or lovers.

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