How is one supposed to masturbate if they're circumcised and have no lube?

How is one supposed to jerk off if they're circumcised and have no lube?

Without the lube it's extremely uncomfortable and feels like I'm ripping my skin off with sandpaper.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're not supposed to jerk off if you're circumcised. Awful that was done to you.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      truly awful

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hello, circumsised person with no lube here:

    I simply move the skin up and down, are you moronic OP ?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OP and plenty of others can’t seem to pass the first IQ test of the circumcised. Stowing the turtle in the shell from a young age protects from rub and and allows everything to grow into place. I couldn’t imagine having an extra flap of useless skin getting in the way of me and that pussy. I think it would suck to be uncircumcised.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >OP and plenty of others can’t seem to pass the first IQ test of the circumcised.
        The frick is that supposed to mean? There is no skin to move, genius.

        Hello, circumsised person with no lube here:

        I simply move the skin up and down, are you moronic OP ?

        >are you moronic OP ?
        No, but you are.
        >I simply move the skin up and down
        Did it ever cross your mind that some men had TOO MUCH skin removed when they were circumcised?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >There is no skin to move
          Exaggeration + mad

          Just use gel soap as lube, it works great and your dick will be very clean

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >you're exaggerating, you've got plenty of skin to jerk off with
            >here use this lube because you have plenty of skin to jerk off with

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            he offered an alternative, you can actually do both according to him (shocker, right?)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No, not a shocker at all. I already jerk off with lube and have been for years. The question is about jerking off WITHOUT lube. So no, doing both is not possible.

            Your solution?
            >Just jerk off. You've got plenty of skin.
            You seem to not understand that some circumcised men don't have much skin to move, thus it is uncomfortable for them to jerk off without the lube.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          moron detected.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're supposed to point your detector away from you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I couldn’t imagine having an extra flap of useless skin getting in the way of me and that pussy. I think it would suck to be uncircumcised.
        It doesn't get in the way at all, it slides easily and adds to the pleasure. I don't have to buy lube either.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"You don't get it, the israelites actually did a good thing by removing part of my dick! this is actually good! and you having what's normal and natural for the body is bad, it probably sucks that you have what you're born with!"
        HOLY SOUR GRAPES

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    suck on finger to get it spitty, then rub your prostate gland

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have literally never had a problem jerking off even though I’m circumcised

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >they didn't take off too much when they cut me
      alright good for you man good for you

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Real men fap with WD40

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shouldn't the head of your dick be pretty well desensitized by now? I mean forget jacking off, if I pulled the foreskin back on my dick and tried to walk around like usual, just the rubbing of my dick against my jeans/underwear would be pretty damn uncomfortable. Yet as far as I know, circumcised guys don't have that problem, right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, yes, and no. I've been circumcised since I was a little kid.

      Rubbing up against jeans would be very uncomfortable for me, yes. Denim is kind of a rough material, tbh. But underwear? No. Isn't underwear made of soft materials like cotton? That always feels nice on my penis.

      Circumcised or not, the head of the penis is made of very sensitive skin, so it's always going to feel unpleasant when you rub it up against something rough.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno boss, doesn't really bother me unless I have my foreskin pulled back for some reason. So basically you're saying you can't go commando in jeans without being pretty uncomfortable?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >So basically you're saying you can't go commando in jeans without being pretty uncomfortable?
          Yes, walking around commando in jeans would be very annoying. It's not just the head of my penis that would be uncomfortable, but my balls as well. Because the skin of my balls would be getting pinched by the folds of the jeans as my legs are moving. And then I would be constantly having adjust my balls as I'm walking, doing the awkward leg stretch to get them out of the way. You know what I mean.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Without the lube it's extremely uncomfortable and feels like I'm ripping my skin off with sandpaper.
    That's the idea behind circumcision. Americans do it to their boys because some old religious nut wanted teenagers to jerk off less.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Really? Goddamn religion. Screwing us over in more ways than one.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think Americans do it because they think that's what they're supposed to do. Lots of men want their kid circumcised because they are circumcised and they want their kid's dick to look like theirs for some weird reason. Lots of women want their kids circumcised because they think that's what is supposed to be, or because they prefer the look of a cut wiener (kind of weird when you think about them thinking about what they want their son's wiener to look like..)

      Either way the circumcision rate in America has plummeted lately. Isn't it around 50/50 now?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I think Americans do it because they think that's what they're supposed to do. Lots of men want their kid circumcised because they are circumcised and they want their kid's dick to look like theirs for some weird reason. Lots of women want their kids circumcised because they think that's what is supposed to be
        Sure, but the origins of this cultural phenomenon is a result of religious ideas.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I think Americans do it because they think that's what they're supposed to do. Lots of men want their kid circumcised because they are circumcised and they want their kid's dick to look like theirs for some weird reason. Lots of women want their kids circumcised because they think that's what is supposed to be
        Sure, but the origins of this cultural phenomenon is a result of religious ideas.

        Am I misremembering my trivia or was the guy who popularized circumcision the same one who invented corn flakes?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was the same guy, Quaker Oats is responsible for the missing foreskin of millions.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking moisturize your hands man.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >moisturize
      that's a funny way to spell lube but okay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or maybe there's nothing wrong with their hands but their penis has tight skin due to being circumcised which causes way too much friction and chaffing.

      Maybe that's a possibility. Ya think?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have never had to jerk/stroke up and down the shaft or whatever you cretins do

    I just rub the spot underneath the head. Is that PE if that's all it takes to ejaculate:?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's PE if you consistently ejaculate when you never intend to

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tugging and death gripping, aka the 2 best ways to permanently damage your willy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so basically it's always best to use lube

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am so glad my parents didn't mutilate me when I was at my most vulnerable time. Imagine the trauma this must cause. Your care takers, the people that you depend on, that are supposed to love you, they cut your most sensitive area doing permanent damage, disgusting. No wonder israelites and muslims are constantly at war.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ask a parent of guardian to help.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A "parent of guardian?" Think you need to go back to school there little buddy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I am completely unaware that other people's genitals are not like my own
      okay got it thank you

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get lube, moron. Even a jar of vaseline works and costs $2

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always use lube dumbfrick. I was just curious how others are able to do it without lube.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lube costs money

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Been doing it with no lube since I was circumcised at 15 due to stage 4 phimosis. Lube or whatever feels dirty. Yes my skin isn't looking great from 5 years of no lube masturbation but whatever.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least your skin can move. Mine can't. jerking off for me would be like an amputation. Basically ripping my dick off with each stroke.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah I see. Give it time, it will stretch.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lube is awesome. You get to experience things you'll never get to experience dry. Closest to a vegana as you can get.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's gross it gets on your hands

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lol that's the point it's supposed to be on your hands
          when a girl is giving you a blowjob do you find it gross that her saliva is on your dick?
          do you find it gross when you penetrate her and her veganal juices get all over your dick?
          sex is a "dirty" wet animalistic experience that's what makes it so fricking hot

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I won't ever get a bj because of the spit, and yes now that I think of it I'd rather watch porn not get my dick dirty.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's fine too

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ok then.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i always used vegetable oil

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me too olive oil or canola oil
      it's always in your kitchen

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    masturbation is evil and you will burn in hell

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    honestly i jerk offd without lube or lotion for my first 18 years alive i think. i have a "roman archway" curve. too bad that cant be fixed easily.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here's what I do.
    Take 2-3 tissues and drape them over your penis like you're dressing it up as a halloween ghost, tip directly in the center. Use the excess around the shaft as if it were a foreskin and when you finish you also have something to catch the mess.
    This might not work as well if your hands are sweaty since it can tear the tissues. If your hands and dick are dry there's no friction burn or ripping of any kind with the tissues, just make sure they're a decent brand and soft.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm circumcised and can beat it just fine without lube.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HANDS FREE FAPPING

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since we're on the topic of jerking off, my water based lube suddenly feels itchy when using it. So itchy I sometimes wake up in the middle of the night. I didn't have this problem a year back. It just happened one time (December to be exact). I tried again today after not using it for more than a month and it is still itchy which I concluded I maybe developed an allergy to. I don't have this problem when I use soap and water.

    Is it normal for your dick to have an allergy?

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    soap

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idk what to tell you man, just get the grip strength/friction level exactly right. Works on my machine.

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