How to fall in love?

I wish to be infatuated with a woman to the point my thoughts are solely her and the troubles go away.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    find a woman you are attracted to, talk to her and befriend her.
    Now watch as you fall in love and she doesnt share those feelings.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ok fall in love with me then

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where are you from? And more importantly are you a smokin' hot babe?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        1. NA
        2. Yes ((real and true))
        Are you a smokin’ hot chad?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on the day. If I'm having delusions of grandeur and started drinking early I'll tell you I'm a catch but if it's a day with my broken thoughts and little liquor I might just be the ugliest son of a b***h to the man looking at me in the mirror.

          >Yes ((real and true))
          As real and true as my happiness and contentment.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You need to be more secure. Reject the thoughts of doubt in your mind, do you think you’re attractive man yes or no?

            I tried that with lana del rey. Her early songs play a nostalgic string in my heart causing me waves of melancholy but still to no avail.

            Favorite LDR song?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I believe so, yes. I have no reason to suspect otherwise.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            How old are you?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Young but not too young. Old at heart.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What are you searching for in a woman?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You misunderstood my original post. I want infatuation. I do not currently want a woman for the sake of having her but rather to be preoccupied with her on the basis of true romantic love that could then in theory develop into a relationship. It need not even be reciprocated in full but it must be accepted by her so it may be manifested on my part. If she has the same infatuation for me, all the better.
            I just wish to escape my reality and finally catch that fleeing youth that I should be experiencing but never will if I continue on my lonesome trajectory. It is a selfish wish, I am aware.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If I’m understanding correctly you want to be infatuated with a woman not for the sake of being in a relationship but for the sake of experiencing the feeling of infatuation? How long have you been “lonesome”?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >If I’m understanding correctly you want to be infatuated with a woman not for the sake of being in a relationship but for the sake of experiencing the feeling of infatuation?

            Correct.

            And as for your other question I have to ask how much is an hour of therapy with you? Or are you setting up a dating/ organ donation profile for me?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I get the feeling that my questions are too probing for you so I'll stop. You sound like an interesting person to me, I like to pretend to be a psychoanalyst sometimes on NSFFW

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't mind them since what I'm giving you is very 2 dimensional and barely scratches the surface of my being and suffering. Now tell me are you really femanon and if so how can you be "smokin' hot" as a woman and be here?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >how can you be "smokin' hot" as a woman and be here?
            Its called lying. Actually, I'm not ugly at all but I don't leave my house for days on end and have (zero) friends so I use this website for social interaction.
            Also why do you keep posting Alain Delon? Are you a kinophile or do you have a mancrush on him or something. I've never seen his films but I heard La Piscine was great.
            > barely scratches the surface of my being and suffering.
            If you're younger than 25 and despairing over a lack of a dating/social life, I don't think you should. I've always had a naturally positive outlook of my future despite being alone my entire life, it's no use feeling like shit over what could've been and completely ignoring the path ahead of you and what WILL be. Unless you're like 40+ virgin friendless b***hless then I guess a melodramatic outlook is warranted in that case

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I am the former demographic in your post and I do not fear the future but simply grow tired of the present. As for Alain Delon, I’ve been told I look like him and I am somewhat of a cinephile.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What is your favorite film of all time?

            Are you a fem?

            Yes, why?

            Also what image did the analysis yield?

            You seem very idealistic, a little self-centered but not unusual for most people. I also think you could be pretty young, maybe like 19-21, but not immature. How off is my read lol?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hard to say. I am a sucker for casablanca but a film that good warrants such of an opinion. From the newer films the Grand hotel Budapest.

            Well since you said you were lying I wasn't sure of what you meant.

            On point and as for the age and maturity yes but then again I've said that myself.

            Now say a thing or two about yourself, I'd like to give a go at profiling too,

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Casablanca & Grand Hotel Budapest
            Decent taste. If you like Lana Del Rey you should watch Blue Velvet by Lynch
            >Say a thing or two about yourself
            1) Im a twenty something female 2) Im a virgin. Is that enough or do you need more?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I would require more to do a hannibal type profile, yes.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That’s it really there’s nothing else. I’m an incredibly boring person & an average femanon that likes seeks attention from other lonely morons on this site
            And what

            There isn't any answer. That kind beautiful, fleeting love just happens naturally and the more you try to force it, the more it pulls away. As for something to try, I'd suggest you look into the law of attraction if you're unfamiliar. You can manifest it if you wish.

            says, you can’t force infatuation or love and I think that might frustrate you to know that there’s no step-by-step guide to falling in love with someone. If you wanted to try; find someone you’re attracted to but even then that doesn’t mean you’d become infatuated with them. Or you could incelmaxx and pretend like LDR is your girlfriend or create an AI animated waifu.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            1. Sure there is, what is your favourite LDR song. Movie? What do you search for in a man? All the questions you've asked me.

            2.Most likely, then again I am not foolish enough to have expected to gain answers here. I haven't been attracted to anyone for a long time, possibly my entire life. I've noticed people based on their looks but once they spoke the vain physical attraction faded quickly. Also I hate that physical attraction is the basis for approach and in some measure love but that is the most apparent and often only indicator of what a person could be when looking from afar.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Favorite Lana song: https://youtu.be/ocKrWwWeHLQ?si=oPZtxbArBkbiJaTY
            & Blue Velvet is probably the best movie ever made. Repulsion, The Red Shoes, Blonde some good ones too.
            >What do you search for in a man
            Maturity and compassion.
            > I haven't been attracted to anyone for a long time, possibly my entire life.
            Interesting. Another superficial question; what’s your type?
            Physical attraction is kind of a redpill but obviously not the most important thing in a relationship, but yeah like you mentioned; you’d only ever crush on people who you find physically attractive so it is pretty important.
            >you cannot effectively manifest your love for a piece of art or nature even.
            Unless you frick a tree? Jk. So you’re saying that you need a real woman to fulfill your fantasy of infatuation? Now realizing this, do you have any plan or idea on how to find a woman to obsess over?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I’ve not heard this song before but I shall remember it.

            My type? Well I am suffering from a self diagnosed madonna prostitute complex with an emphasis on the prostitute part since I’ve never met any woman that would qualify for a madonna. I imagine her in a bright summer dress with a barely noticeable floral pattern. Her face, fair, akin to middle nobility of the late 19th century with golden hair framing it with its curtains. Then again there are other types I like but this is what comes to mind first. And what would your type be?

            My World view is too abysmal to hope for her to appear and I refuse to participate in the decadency that is the decadency of the “dating” world of today.

            I must tell you I only now realise that this is the first time I’ve spoken to a woman outside of necessity. I sincerely hope you were not pulling my leg.

            And as for the analysis I still cannot form a picture. Care to say on which continent you reside or perhaps share what thoughts occupy your minds during sleepless nights and empty days?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >casablanca
            I wish she'd walk into mine.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Are you a fem?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Also what image did the analysis yield?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Favourite would be Video Games. The video and instrumental remind me of events that never happened in my life. To me, they paint a picture of what I imagined the continuation of what I felt as a child would have been like. This is due to it being tied to nostalgia since I've heard the song long ago,

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          L O N D O N
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  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I wish to be infatuated with a woman to the point my thoughts are solely her
    >and the troubles go away.
    These two are impossible to achieve simultaneously. Pick either top or bottom.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The current troubled thoughts I have is what I meant by troubles.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're the type of idiot who gets yourself into shit situations by chasing whatever emotions you have in the moment, no plan for emotions you'll have in the future.

        Make whichever decisions you're planning to make. I hope you get exactly what you're trying to get.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I am about the exact opposite. I seclude myself from temptation so I can tame my impulses. I've mastered bottling up my emotions like a real man should and I do not recognize myself in your reply at all, good sir.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ah frick I'm wrong, sorry

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks for coming back to the thread, I still lack an answer.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just fall in love with a girl you'll never meet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I tried that with lana del rey. Her early songs play a nostalgic string in my heart causing me waves of melancholy but still to no avail.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That'a because she's ugly and now fat too.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She was beautiful before.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shes not gonna like that or tolerate it very long.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    patience

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's not love, that's obsession. Love is being okay with someone's flaws and helping them be better. Obsession is forgiving flaws until they inevitably break you or her.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want infatuation, not love.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Second attempt since I didn't get any concrete /adv/ yesterday.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There isn't any answer. That kind beautiful, fleeting love just happens naturally and the more you try to force it, the more it pulls away. As for something to try, I'd suggest you look into the law of attraction if you're unfamiliar. You can manifest it if you wish.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody seems to understand the point. I do not care for women and sex, I only wish to have my soul engulfed and drowned in passion for something benign.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >wish to be drowned in passion for something benign
          Unironically, create an imaginary girlfriend and commit to thinking she’s real. Your brain will produce the same chemicals of love (dopamine, oxcy) as if she was real and it’ll give you that sensation that you’re wanting

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            But it cannot be manifested in deeds. I wish to take away from my mouth to gift her with flowers, to write in blood when lacking ink. It actually appears it must be a woman since you cannot effectively manifest your love for a piece of art or nature even.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > troubles go away.

    You don't know anything about trouble. OP is a homosexual.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Had the black sun successfully risen I might not have had these troubles, homosexual.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > Had the black sun successfully risen I might not have had these troubles, homosexual.

        b***h mindset. NGMI. Hence

        https://i.imgur.com/ThxXVWz.jpg

        I wish to be infatuated with a woman to the point my thoughts are solely her and the troubles go away.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Then why did you post it butthole?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Still got a heart.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Let me know when you find out, anon. I don't think I've ever fallen in love before, and it's been a good 6-7 years since I've had what could be considered a "crush." I miss those feelings, I'd really like to feel them again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I fear the sensation shall never be known to me but If I ever find it you will be the first to know ;).

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Her cover of summer wine is surprisingly good.

    using this as a bump.

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    Anonymous
  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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