how to get a bf as a girl

virgin moronic autist chick. never dated or kissed. bmi never above 20, not ugly or trans. i like riding my bike, tf2, and figure skating. what on earth are dudes into cause i cant pull for shit.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever initiated a conversation with a guy?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's still waiting for chad to whisk away to his sky castle I'd wager.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i have actually. but i never know what to say after giving a compliment or saying hi you know? it's always just like "i like your hat" and then i have no idea what to say after he says thank you so i just walk away.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lesson 101 - basics
        Conversation and small talk.
        1. As open ended questions.
        These are questions which cannot be answered with "yes" or "no".
        2. Listen to the answers. Note points which interest you.
        3. Ask more details on the points you noted, or, comment with your own opinions.
        4. If flirting, introduce double entendres when you find an opportunity. These are comments which can be taken sexually, or non sexually. Anything with "big", "hard" or the like can be used. There are many more.
        5a. For women. Use double entendre compliments. Not "I like your hat", instead "How big / strong/ hard your [something] is"
        5b. Men you can't do this without being seen as a creep, instead compliment style.
        6. Make and hold eye contact. Smile.
        7. If comments come back with similar energy, escalate.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what am i supposed to call hard? like his arms? what if he doesn't have hard arms?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            His hard personality. Oh god...
            Compliment what you like about him. does it have to be something hard?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            okay well i like his smile. if i told you i liked your smile out of no where would it be weird? honest

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It wouldn't be weird.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not to me, I'd appreciate it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >4. If flirting, introduce double entendres when you find an opportunity. These are comments which can be taken sexually, or non sexually. Anything with "big", "hard" or the like can be used. There are many more.
          >5a. For women. Use double entendre compliments. Not "I like your hat", instead "How big / strong/ hard your [something] is"
          Great way to brand yourself as a prostitute.
          This is especially dangerous advice to give to autistic women, who because of their difficulty in understanding social cues are at even greater risk of running into psychos or frickboys. Making her into a frickboy magnet is just about the worst advice you could possibly come up with.

          wow that is genius i will try it

          Don't expect to find a lasting and healthy relationship at a bar.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh okay, i dont even go to bars anyway cause alcohol tastes weird.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Men you can't do this without being seen as a creep,
          Sure we can, do it with a girl who likes you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        25 years ago a random girl told me she liked my hat. I still think about that from time to time. Anyways if you have autism and can't into subtle social queues, then just accept it compensate by asking them directly, like
        >I like you do you wanna go out?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          okay anon i will try it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's always just like "i like your hat"
        Truly a tf2 femanon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know what, this is a good point.
        If you don't know that a guy is horny then you can't open by talking to him about how he'd like to frick, you'd look like some kind of deranged maniac.
        But if you don't talk about how you'd like to frick, what are you meant to talk about?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          well im not into hookup stuff. i want to wait until marriage anyway. i want a bf who loves me and doesnt only want intercourse

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That is a conversation you have to have with your partner no matter what.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nowadays, all people want is intercourse.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll date you

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > tf2
    you are a male

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post face

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't exist, please get out of my head.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Important question:
    Do you want to act on men who are interested in you, or are you trying to ask out guys, ones you are interested in yourself?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i want to ask out dudes. idk what to say though because demanding they meet you at a cafe after class doesn't work and they call you an autistic stalker.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > demanding they meet you at a cafe after class doesn't work and they call you an autistic stalker.
        did this happen to you?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah. i went up to him and asked him to go to this cafe after class with me and he called me that. its because last year i got accused of stalking him because people took some things out of context.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lmao, leave attractive men to normal girls.
            Femcels like you should stick to the losers on /NSFFW/, not normalhomosexuals.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So that's a thing that can happen, still what context are we talking about?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i told my friend i liked him. when we get crushes we embarrass each other in front of them. she took it far and said "remember when you followed (his name) to his house" loud enough for him to hear. which didNOT happen btw. i dont like that specific guy anymore though because he is actually kind of rude.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dont think a guy would think a girl is a stalker unless you actually stalk him

        My suggestion is just try to be interested in who he is, that way you can find out more about him, and if you ask him to go somewhere he'll think you're interested.

        Also 90% of guys would love a girl who plays TF2 if he's single, you'll have an easy time. Just dont be too anxious

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah. i went up to him and asked him to go to this cafe after class with me and he called me that. its because last year i got accused of stalking him because people took some things out of context.

        i told my friend i liked him. when we get crushes we embarrass each other in front of them. she took it far and said "remember when you followed (his name) to his house" loud enough for him to hear. which didNOT happen btw. i dont like that specific guy anymore though because he is actually kind of rude.

        Okay so ask guys to meet you at a cafe or some other on campus restaurant who your friend HASN'T blurted out that you followed them home or whatever.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oki

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            When you play tf2 do you queue up casual 2fort and turbine?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah 2fort is my fav cause its the funnest to play sniper on. i only do casual

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're so cute and your mannerisms and typing style are so cute, and the picture you used for the op. I wish you happiness and success in your relationship endeavors.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My homie is THIRSTY for anything AT ALL

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who said that?
        Is your approach very blunt?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think just saying you like tf2 is enough. Goddamn imagine cute home dates watching old gmod videos...

    Just work of your confidence and you'll probably make it. All you have to do is start talking to people more often and be open about your interests

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Find a moronic virgin dude and become close friends with him then complain about how much of a loser virgin you are, that’ll get him

    Seek out more feminine guys too because those tend to be less defective than other 20 year old virgin boys and it’s cute when they’re shy instead of gross

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Date me instead
    How do you dress? You don't need to show skin but maybe up your style though tbh I don't think any straight guy would care that much. Personally it's all in the face & hair for me a nice body is a plus. Do you smile at them? Maybe you have a standoffish expression without knowing. Honestly I've lost my communication skills over years of self imposed social isolation but I remember it not being too strange to ask someone you just met their interests or really simple questions like what kinda of music they listen to. I'm guessing you're in uni so ask them what they're studying etc. etc. I could see guys being intimated as they're probably not use to being approached. Unless you're butter face and don't realize it you'll probably be fine little lady. Now gimme your discord.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i wear jeans, jean shorts, jean skirts, and normally like some sorta fitting plain white shirt from brandy melville. idk i dont try that hard i guess cause makeup and bracelets make my skin feel weird.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have a cute tummy that you show off or are the shirts not that high cut?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          well sometimes i wear crop tops but i normally wear a jacket over them because i get too cold

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you hot?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ya know you could likely pull a lot of people rather easily

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know that feral/feminimely primal feeling you get when you're around a really good man? Yeah the elites that run this world are trying to hide that from you even though humans were designed to feel that ALL THE TIME. which means that feralness you have inside you? Only elites get to experience that full time. Same concept with how people dont dance anymore except really awkwardly when they're drunk. You dont see any of this dancing/genuine dating/romance cuz these elites like to think that they've taken it from you when really all you need is a good controlled acid trip(or a genuine voyage of self discovery) and once you experience what i'm talking about, you'll know EXACTLY what it is. (My point is, what you're looking for does not exist in this environment made for peasants. Not anymore at least.)

    My advice is when/if you ever experience this true sense of meaning, DO NOT LET GO OF IT OR FORGET IT, you should be able to take these aspects with you even when the trip/voyage stops.

    I know this isnt the answer you were looking for, but it might just change yours and other peoples lives because it absolutely applies to every living human on earth.

    Godspeed.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The real challenge for you isn't how to find a bf but how not to get raped. Somebody will pick up on you being a moronic clueless autist and they will take advantage.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Conversation and Hennessy

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like you need other autistic people in your life. Try playing DND it's a great way to learn how to talk to other people with weird niche interests.

    Also don't be afraid to be weird, some guys actually like when girls are socially inept it makes them look cute whenever they start hyperfixating on there interests

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This 1000%. I'm a weird dude and seeing a girl match my weird makes me happy and comfortable with being around them.

      OP, you don't realize that your awkward disposition is cute to a lot of men. We like dorky women and want to help some get out of their shells.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're still in school or college, just find a friend group. If there are a bunch of nerdy guys in there, you'll just automatically stick out and be pursued within minutes. You probably won't even need to try that hard. Just hop online and ask them to play vidya.

    If you're not in school or college, things will be harder. Adult dating, especially after college, is a disaster. Basically the only place you can mingle with the opposite sex (as a man) and have it not be creepy is the bar or club. That's like looking for diamonds in a coal mine and I say that as someone who actually enjoys bars and clubs a bit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I said "as a man" cuz IDK what it's like for girls. I'd imagine girls have more leeway with pursuing men and not being called creepy for it.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've played TF2 for 10 years, if you live in the bay area in California maybe we can meet. However my BMI is 32 and I'm 5'9 and I'm 23 years old, are you willing to accept an offer if possible?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anonette, don't pick up people online especially not on NSFFW and this is the wrong board for that anyway. You'll find someone but the only safe way is getting to know someone face to face.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We meet in a public place wtf are you talking about, this is literally how online dating works

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Online dating doesn't work.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thank you for your kindness anon

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what are your favorite unusual effects and weapon skins?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you need to ask a friend or your mom or someone in your life you trust because 90% of this site are dudes and we don’t know jack shit what a woman could do to pick us up

    thought i will say that i asked a coworker what she did to get mens’ attention at bars. she would pick a guy drinking at the bar she liked, ask the bartender for what he was having and also buy him a second drink. then she’d leave the bar and go out into the establishment, and eventually the guy will get so curious he’ll go looking for her and initiate conversation. she told me she’s done it a dozen times and it works every time

    i hope this helps

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow that is genius i will try it

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i like riding my bike, tf2, and figure skating
    Extremely likeable qualities.
    Most guys aren't too picky about their girlfriend's hobbies, as long as they don't cause a problem for us.
    My guess is you don't make yourself appear approachable, and that's why no guy has reached out to you. Even physically unattractive girls can draw in guys if they appear friendly, and enjoy the guy's company.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just remember to take care of it when you get one

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you're in Europe we could play TF2 op, could use someone to play with

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    breasts or gtfo fat autist

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how old are you?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get some 35+ year old established dude with a fat wiener
    he'll pound you out, treat you like his princess, and let you do your autism shit without worrying about it (since he can't possibly care about your activities anyways)

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