How to get a girlfriend?

Whenever I see couples irl it feels like I'm watching an alien species. The concept of a woman wanting to spend her free time with me is simply unthinkable. Why did I have to be one of those rare weirdos who never had a gf and a normal life? It's shit like that which makes me wonder if I'm not in some sort of simulation.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you keep posting the same whining thread? Either ask for specific advice, describe what happened after the last time you asked, or frick off.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want advice on how to get a girlfriend.

      This is my encounter from last summer when I went on a solo holiday: https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/31069249/

      I am going on another solo holiday to Prague in 2 months for 10 days and I will be going clubbing each night. I want to ascend finally. I bought viagra, cialis, ashwagandha and will be drinking a lot each night to help get rid of my anxiety.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I will be going clubbing
        >I want a girlfriend

        You're either moronic or clueless, I am leaning towards the R word

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Are you one of these dumb Black folk who think club girls and church girls are any different?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just starting taking steroids and smoking meth all your problems will melt away

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >creepshot anon thread
    You're the most mentally ill incel here, and that really says a lot.
    >but Schooler
    No, you're worse.
    >I want advice on how to get a girlfriend.
    Why? You've never taken any, and I don't see that changing anytime soon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick am I mentally ill? I want a girlfriend, it's not that much to ask for. And that's like 65% of the threads here anyway.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >How the frick am I mentally ill?
        He says, while demonstrating exactly why he's mentally ill.
        >And that's like 65% of the threads here anyway.
        Yes, and of that 65%, what percentage of that in turn is made by you?
        The incel "epidemic" on here is from the same 3 or 4 people posting over and over.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because I took a picture in public? lmao

          I'm not a normie so take my advice with a grain of salt. Normies are hypersocial and spend a lot of their time with their friends. They go out drinking or whatever the frick they do. This means they're constantly exposed to the public and even if it happens once in a thousand days, they might get lucky and somehow meet someone. By "lucky" and "somehow", I mean, they probably bite down on any opportunity like an angry dog. You are on NSFFW because you're not very social. This is an almost definite rule. There aren't any true normies here who can give you proper advice. Only reason I can is because I've observed and thought about it a lot. If you want a gf, you should understand that it requires a major lifestyle change that you might not want or enjoy, but it seems to be an integral part of not only finding a gf, but also keeping one. This should make you question if this is really for you. I've concluded that I prefer to be single and FAPMAXX to alleviate any desires I have towards the opposite sex.

          You're free to ask more questions. I might have the answers.

          yeah, you're right. However i'm not a complete basement dweller anymore. I have college friends that I go out to bars with and women do approach me and want to get to know me initially but they all lose interest and ghost me.
          I don't know what the frick i'm doing wrong, apparently being a little shy and awkward is the worst crime you can commit in the eyes of women.
          See my other thread, that was the second closest I got to actual sex:

          I want advice on how to get a girlfriend.

          This is my encounter from last summer when I went on a solo holiday: https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/31069249/

          I am going on another solo holiday to Prague in 2 months for 10 days and I will be going clubbing each night. I want to ascend finally. I bought viagra, cialis, ashwagandha and will be drinking a lot each night to help get rid of my anxiety.

          >https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/31069249/
          I think i'm getting closer, but even a hookup wouldn't be that fulfilling to me, although it'd be enough to motivate me a lot. I want a girlfriend that loves me. Then I can be happy with my life.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >but they all lose interest and ghost me.
            Because you're an awkward, boring homosexual.
            >apparently being a little shy and awkward is the worst crime you can commit in the eyes of women.
            Well it is, so either get good or get over it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I can’t not be boring without the typical experiences that normies have.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That doesn't even make sense.
            Normies are boring too, by definition. Your issue is that you're even more boring than that.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's bullshit. Most normies I met were fun guys. I guess the dumber ones are less interesting, or maybe they weren't normies, but loners like me.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Either way, YOU are not fun or interesting, and that's all you have to worry about here.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >do approach me and want to get to know me initially but they all lose interest and ghost me.
            I have experienced the same with normies regardless of gender. Maybe even more commonly with other guys. I would try to appear like one of them, but I guess they sniff me out like a white guy with a fake tan in the Bronx. Or I probably don't show enough enthusiasm in socializing with them outside of wherever we just met.
            >I don't know what the frick i'm doing wrong, apparently being a little shy and awkward is the worst crime you can commit in the eyes of women.
            I reckon that normies, being oversocialized, have developed distinct taste and skills and cannot be easily pleased by someone who hasn't nearly as much experience as they do. It would be a monumental task for someone like you or me to adapt to them and get a passing grade. I could be wrong, but that's a theory.
            >See my other thread, that was the second closest I got to actual sex
            Can't be bothered, sorry. Just give me a TL;DR.
            >I want a girlfriend that loves me. Then I can be happy with my life.
            I understand. I am content with using imagination to fulfill needs that cannot be easily satisfied. For example, when I was younger, I was fascinated by warfare, as a lot of kids are, I guess. I was actually hoping for a global conflict just so I could participate and I didn't mind getting killed, either. This wasn't a need I could easily satisfy, so I found a supplement in bideo gaems. Many such cases. Same can be done with the need for love. Use your imagination while lying in the bed at night and jerk off to simulate sex. Your mind can barely tell a difference if you do it well enough. It served me well by now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I want a girlfriend
        No you don't. Liar.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why would I be lying?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a normie so take my advice with a grain of salt. Normies are hypersocial and spend a lot of their time with their friends. They go out drinking or whatever the frick they do. This means they're constantly exposed to the public and even if it happens once in a thousand days, they might get lucky and somehow meet someone. By "lucky" and "somehow", I mean, they probably bite down on any opportunity like an angry dog. You are on NSFFW because you're not very social. This is an almost definite rule. There aren't any true normies here who can give you proper advice. Only reason I can is because I've observed and thought about it a lot. If you want a gf, you should understand that it requires a major lifestyle change that you might not want or enjoy, but it seems to be an integral part of not only finding a gf, but also keeping one. This should make you question if this is really for you. I've concluded that I prefer to be single and FAPMAXX to alleviate any desires I have towards the opposite sex.

    You're free to ask more questions. I might have the answers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I prefer to be single and FAPMAXX to alleviate any desires I have towards the opposite sex.
      Cope and you are a normie with your advice which only works for fat people. Fapping reinforces the desire and urge to have sex with your mind being hit continuously with sexual stimuli and fantasy which serves to reinforce it. I jerk offd two times before and still fell into a hookup the same day. Even if you do it several times a day. Just makes it worse. Also that's not even mentioning the negative impact that arousal and orgasm have on your life which makes you low energy and not able to focus well. Opiumaxxing is the only way to kill libido. Get a prescription for morphine.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Fapping reinforces the desire and urge to have sex with your mind being hit continuously with sexual stimuli and fantasy which serves to reinforce it.
        True for porn, not for imagination. The latter is too boring IMO. That's my experience for now, at least. FAPMAXXing for a week with no porn and it's pretty easy on me.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/31186498/#31186520

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my advice is to cope and then followed by seethe, and make sure you don't mess up the order for best results

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kys

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most women are simply not worth the effort.
    All the good looking women who would make great wives and mothers are taken in high school and college the latest. Whatever remains is taken shortly after they enter the workforce. There exist very few good looking (7 and above) women that are single and have a good heart, are modest, raised in a decent family, soft spoken and pretty. The window of opportunity when they are single is very very narrow. These are the 2% of women, the highest stock of females this wonderful creation can offer. If you don't frequent their circles or the events they attend you have no chance of meeting them. Women also don't go anywhere alone, so whatever hobbies women have or events they attend it is done with their husband or boyfriend and if they are single with their groups of friends.

    tldr; there simply aren't enough single good looking young white women to go around for everybody, they are rare and exist mostly in very niche places where men without social circles (loners) can't get in to

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    Anonymous

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