How to get a girlfriend?

Whenever I see couples irl it feels like I'm watching an alien species. The concept of a woman wanting to spend her free time with me is simply unthinkable. Why did I have to be one of those rare weirdos who never had a gf and a normal life? It's shit like that which makes me wonder if I'm not in some sort of simulation.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you have to go up to a girl and give her some trains or show her your home made comic books

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Memeflag and recycled post, identical image. They are paying you, aren't they?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How old are you, approximately?

    Any romantic interactions in adolescence?

    Where in the world are you from? This determines a lot regarding dating opportunities and culture.

    I can help you find a gf, Anon. It's not as hard as you are making it, I guarantee you. Girls date unemployed DJs, coke dealers, bartenders, Uber drivers, worthless jailbirds all the time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >How old are you, approximately?
      23

      >Any romantic interactions in adolescence?
      No, I went on a few dates and kissed a few girls in my 20s though.

      >Where in the world are you from? This determines a lot regarding dating opportunities and culture.
      Europe.
      >Girls date unemployed DJs, coke dealers, bartenders, Uber drivers, worthless jailbirds all the time.
      But not me...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >No, I went on a few dates and kissed a few girls in my 20s though.
        fakecel homosexual

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a 23yo virgin excluding prostitutes, this is one of the closest times I got to sex but still failed: https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/31069249

          what's so unbelievable?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I like BTFOing blackpillers. Also I like taking and having these photos. It kinda feels like these couples belong to me in some weird way. Time will go on, they might break up but I will always posses this little still image of them being together once. And it's kind of bittersweet because it reminds me what i'm missing out on too.

            you being borderline mentally moronic is not btfoing blackpill arguments. This is not me insulting you, okay? this is not a troll, this is not a ragebait. This is not an insult. If you are not lying, this is genuine advice. Get yourself tested for mental disability. I am 100% serious

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Get yourself tested for mental disability. I am 100% serious

            I'm mentally moronic? lol, i'm not the one writing hindu fanfics about muh Chads wiener while subhumans are out slaying. Keep writing basement tales you gypsy Black person. If women were half as attracted to le Chad as PSL closeted Indians, humanity would be extinct by now.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i'm not the one who picks up a girl at the club, gets naked with her in bed and just cuddles and goes to sleep, friend.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't get any real IOIs from her, she pulled away after a few seconds each time I tried kissing. It's hard to explain through text obviously, but the mood just wasn't there. She likely would've rejected my advances and it would've made the rest of the morning extremely awkward.

            i am just assuming you are lying about the club girl and you being approached, if you are not, again, i mean this with no spite or as an insult. You might actually have mental difficulties

            I'm just not NT. Most foids lose interest in me shortly after approaching me even if they start the convo with complimenting my face.
            It is what it is. Foids are overgrown children, they expect to be entertained. As an abused dog incel, I cannot provide that.
            And yes, it does happen often, i'm not larping. gays approach me too but obviously I don't care about them.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            and she still told me i'm the best looking guy she saw in a long time. I'd rate myself strong MTN but I appeal to certain women but still get nowhere with them because they expect a confident alpha guy, not an abused dog.

            >No, I went on a few dates and kissed a few girls in my 20s though.
            >23yo
            I know how you feel, but if you accept this situation and constantly say that you are a "wierdo" its really over for you. Get over it and stop pretending to be some antisocial loser.

            I was pretty much the same at your age and married when I was 26. Good things come, when you earn them.
            Good luck anon.

            thanks, anon. But I don't want to get married. I'd like to date in my 20s but at 30+ i'm hermitmaxxing. I'll build a cabin in the woods somewhere and live off the land.

          • 1 month ago
            ...

            did't you ever had a girl that had a crush on you?..
            why do you feel the need to chaise the ones that do not like you?..

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            why exactly do you believe she asked you to get your clothes off? do you think she was curious about the pattern in which hair grows on your body? did she want to assess your muscles and analyze them fully? was she an IFBB scout is that it?
            >I'm just not NT
            oh really?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >why exactly do you believe she asked you to get your clothes off? do you think she was curious about the pattern in which hair grows on your body? did she want to assess your muscles and analyze them fully? was she an IFBB scout is that it?
            Because she got changed into her pyjamas while I was wearing jeans and a sweater. I only got changed up to my underwear and socks.
            It wasn't a sexual "lets frick", it was "you know you can take your clothes off, right..?"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            if she had absolutely no attraction to you whatsoever, she would have not been okay with you being in the same room with her. if she was okay with you but still had no interest in you sexually she would not have mentioned your clothes. Jesus fricking christ man i rot here all day and i'm more NT than you

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            she grabbed my hand on the way back to her hotel and told me i'm the best looking guy she saw in a long time. Other than that she rejected my kisses and wasn't really acting sexual at all. Like I said, it's hard to explain through text but she didn't seem flirty. We were just there in bed like 2 acquaintances.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i will hereby assume you are either writing tales and trolling or actually disabled, and as such i will not reply to any of your threads. I suppose it makes sense as to why i could not have a coherent discussion with you any previous time or why any of the people on .org could not get through to you when you made that thread. I think you would be most comfortable among the schizos on .is. If the latter from my 2 previous assumptions is the case and you actually do have some sort of mental illness i genuinely do wish you the best and luck in coping with it especially in this context

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            why romanian are you? There's a few, there's the Delon and Chico poster (formerly vollanon) and there's the other guy who doesn't think Delon mogs that much.

            Still, I don't see why you're surprised that an incel couldn't get laid with some club hoe. I'm not NT. Foids expect to be entertained 24/7 just like children and I can't provide that.
            On .org it was just autistic teenagers writing schizo theories about betabuxx and oofy doofies.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >why romanian are you?
            which*

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            also i've been on .is since 2018, but that shithole is ruined now. Sergeant getting doxxed was the final nail.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            and what am I lying about exactly?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i am just assuming you are lying about the club girl and you being approached, if you are not, again, i mean this with no spite or as an insult. You might actually have mental difficulties

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >No, I went on a few dates and kissed a few girls in my 20s though.
        >23yo
        I know how you feel, but if you accept this situation and constantly say that you are a "wierdo" its really over for you. Get over it and stop pretending to be some antisocial loser.

        I was pretty much the same at your age and married when I was 26. Good things come, when you earn them.
        Good luck anon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >It's not as hard as you are making it, I guarantee you. Girls date unemployed DJs, coke dealers, bartenders, Uber drivers, worthless jailbirds all the time.

      they dont do that because they're nice people...

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    be neurotypical and be willing to engage in the dating circus by finding a girl through the social circle (you will most likely get cucked) or be chad.
    >The concept of a woman wanting to spend her free time with me is simply unthinkable
    because you have gotten no previous validation. You have gotten no previous validation because you are not physically attractive and probably autistic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >because you have gotten no previous validation. You have gotten no previous validation because you are not physically attractive and probably autistic
      nah, both girls and gays often cold approach me and tell me i'm good looking but idk what to do with that information so they get bored.
      Most women frick subhumans so lets no pretend not being muh Chad is the problem.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        First off why are you posting sneak pics of people on the Internet? There is issue number one, that's creepy weirdo behaviour.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I like BTFOing blackpillers. Also I like taking and having these photos. It kinda feels like these couples belong to me in some weird way. Time will go on, they might break up but I will always posses this little still image of them being together once. And it's kind of bittersweet because it reminds me what i'm missing out on too.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You like to btfo yourself? Makes sense, you are into humiliation.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you want to get a girlfriend
    Stop b***hing and moaning about how “men go their own way”, “I’m lonely and need love” ball up and be happy stop crying about everything you think is bad and fricking stop being a little b***h

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Try being a race other than Indian.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ATTENTION
    This is a slide thread
    This is what they're sliding:

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  8. 1 month ago
    ...

    there are so many incel threads here...
    what do you even want to do with a girl?.. why do you need one?..
    what is your end game?..

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dress well, maintain hygiene (bare basics but some "men" struggle with this) and learn game. Watch some of these CRP vids he made before he went insane

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >This guy? yeah this is the guy who gets the ladies, i will listen to him

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he married some Ukrainian prostitute at 40+, hardly authority on women

        His dating advice was pretty good. His marriage advice was terrible and she left with the kids. This is how buttholes get to frick but can't keep a woman

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          there's no dating advice. there's really no such thing. if you are attractive, you will attract people, some people will resonate with your personality, others will not. You LITERALLY just have to be attractive and be yourself. To find someone who is attracted to you being ATTRACTIVE and enjoys your company. that is all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he married some Ukrainian prostitute at 40+, hardly authority on women

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you want one? I had gfs when I was younger and all I want from a woman now is for her to be pleasant and shoot out babies, neither of which modern women are capable of.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    buy a sexdoll instead lmao, 90% lifelike, none of the negatives from real women.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So you can scam a seller

    Fascinating

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We must understand that women prefer to choose bears over men.
    There's nothing we can do about it except live our own lives and wait for them to change their mind.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did I have to be one of those rare weirdos who never had a gf and a normal life?
    Your answer moron:
    >The concept of a woman wanting to spend her free time with me is simply unthinkable.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1st step; Don’t be an Indian (dot not feather)

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i don’t have any advice. i don’t even know how i’ve had girlfriends. when i was 15-17 i had a girlfriend the same age. then i didn’t have a girlfriend until i was 26, she was 16. that lasted a year. then from 27-30 i had my last girlfriend, who was also 16

    it’s all been luck, right place right time. i’m not tall or good looking and im not rich at all. live with my mom.

    actually here’s some advice anon, stop thinking about it. stop worrying. find something to do, a hobby that you enjoy. bike riding, walking around the streets at night, photography, late night skateboarding. something. stop filling your mind with a girlfriend, cause i can tell you this and other anons who have had or have girlfriends will agree, it isnt that great. you’ll get tired/bored/sick of them. the fun wears off quick, and she’ll be gone fricking another guy and all you’ll have are memories. stop worrying so much

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      where do you find16 year olds lmao?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        in his schizophrenic mind

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        first one i met at work when i worked at a restaurant, which is probably the best place to meet younger girls. my last girlfriend i actually met on an online game . she was the best ever and i’ll never get another female who can top her, but im okay with that

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >look at these pictures i took of non american, non anglo women having realistic standards haha btfo

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    GO BACK

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      now i see op’s problem. he’s a turbo autist. sorry anon you’re destined to be a mopey homosexual until you decide to take a long look at yourself and change. try deep concentration or meditation or something . find someone with mushrooms and eat way more than you should to try and rewire your autismo brain

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    read bang and talk to a shitload of girls

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    here's what you have to do
    >go somewhere were there's women and alcohol
    >get really drunk
    >eventually when everyone else is drunk you may end up taking to a woman
    >if you talk to one for any significant period of time she's probably at least slightly interested in you
    >when it's time to leave ask her for her instagram or phone number or something
    now this is the hardest bit, you can get drunk again if it helps
    >send her a message saying it was nice to see her the other night and ask her if she wants to go for dinner/drink some time next week
    >if she says yes send her a place date and time. don't make her think about it
    >wait for the day to come. have a few drinks before hand and go to the date
    >don't try to do too much, and also don't talk to much. she'll be imagining about you what she wants to imagine and the more you tell her about yourself the more disappointed she will be. just listen to her talk about herself
    >chances are she won't want to frick you on the first date. this is good if what you're after is a girlfriend
    >pay for everything, then walk her to the train/taxi/whatever
    >a day or two later message her and say it was nice to see her and organise another date
    >repeat the dates and try and get some physical contact going on. sitting close, legs touching, etc
    >eventually, if she wants to kiss you, she will let you know
    >keep doing these dates until eventually she feels she knows you well enough to go back to your place
    >have sex
    >from then on you want to alternate going out on dates and just inviting her over
    >eventually invite her to something your friends will be at too
    at this point you basically have a girlfriend
    >say that you really like her and ask her if she wants to be your girlfriend

    it is quite a lot of work, and at any point in the process she might ghost you, but it's the only real way

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Women approach me at bars and clubs and such and it still goes nowhere. They get bored of me anywhere from 5 mins - a few weeks later. Idk what the frick it is, they're basically a different species to me. I don't understand them. I don't know what they want. I cannot predict them.
      It's like they only exist to make me feel miserable.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you're probably ugly, like me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gl enough for both girls and gays to cold approach me and tell me i'm good looking pretty frequently so probably not.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        then you're just autistic

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I mean this sincerely. Earnestly.

    Frick off back to NSFFW forever

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you are not an alien just a moron.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think so.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah thats why it is a problem

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          elaborate

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Whenever I see couples irl it feels like I'm watching an alien species
    Congratulations! You have discovered your homosexuality

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    flowers, a box of chocolates, and a giant teddy bear are my go-to usually
    works most of the time

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you havent dealt with your past
    you are not fit and wealthy
    pretty simple

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >wealthy

      redpill boomer betabuxx cuck cope lol

      why do you want a girlfriend?

      Because I want to be normal.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      being fit and wealthy doesnt physically attract women
      what attracts women is your face

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        for having sex,face and height is basically all that matters, yeah. but for getting a girlfriend, money does factor in. if she thinks dating you will make her life easier, it's good

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i explicitly said "physically attract"
          if you have money and are ugly for example, then she's most likely not attracted to you and is having sex with you only for your money

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ah yeah, fair enough. i suppose my point is just that being attractive because of your money is still being attractive

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why do you want a girlfriend?

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >wanting to spend her free time with me is simply unthinkable.
    Well you have shit self-confidence which is already a reason why nobody would want to spend time around you. "just have confidence bro" isn't a meme. People can tell from the first few sentences out of your mouth if you're just the human embodiment of self loathing and nihilism.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    im just turned 35, i had sex with 11 girls but i never dated a girl in my life
    i still dont know how to find a gf

    every time i got laid was on music festivals with drunk prostitutes, trying to talk with normal women is impossible for me

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When i m full force my arms is their legs.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    honestly just be friends with a lot of women until you realise one is particularly interested in you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      where do I befriend women?

      NOBODY GIVES A FLYING FRICK,MEME FLAG!
      IT'S NOT INTERESTING!
      YOUR THREAD IS NOT INTERESTING!
      INTERESTING POLITIAL THREADS ARE BEING 404D OR "YOU CAN'T REPLY ANY MORE"
      Your shit will bé hanging out hère FOREVER!
      You can't get a girl because you are fricking shill on NSFFW.Mossad pays you 25 cents a letter AND you are sitting hère, fricking with guys,who are into Politiques 24/7.Where are you , Haïfa ?
      Go ,find youself a nice Ucrainian prostitute !
      Lave us alone!

      seems like you're coping.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NOBODY GIVES A FLYING FRICK,MEME FLAG!
    IT'S NOT INTERESTING!
    YOUR THREAD IS NOT INTERESTING!
    INTERESTING POLITIAL THREADS ARE BEING 404D OR "YOU CAN'T REPLY ANY MORE"
    Your shit will bé hanging out hère FOREVER!
    You can't get a girl because you are fricking shill on NSFFW.Mossad pays you 25 cents a letter AND you are sitting hère, fricking with guys,who are into Politiques 24/7.Where are you , Haïfa ?
    Go ,find youself a nice Ucrainian prostitute !
    Lave us alone!

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    im the opposite. the concept of spending more than 2 minutes listening to a womans inane chatter drives me to drink.

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