How to get internet girlfriend that loves me quick and easy?

What are your shortcuts? Do you have experience with something like that? Please share!
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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play online game
    >meet girl
    >engage predator mode
    if you can't do that then maybe you just don't have it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what if youre 30?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dont really play many online games these days, which ones would you recommend?

      Simple
      >be likeable
      >be funny
      >don't expect every woman to be your gf, gf comes when least expected

      I try to be the first 2, but im not a good judge rather i am these things or not, 3. one is fake tho, where will my gf come from?? I have been waiting many years anon..

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Simple
    >be likeable
    >be funny
    >don't expect every woman to be your gf, gf comes when least expected

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    women dont know how to feel love so this wont work for you anon. i hope you accept this sooner rather than later

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im unsure about this, sometimes i feel like they can, but other times i think you might be right.. i like to stay optimistic tho

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those days are long gone. Women love their phones now. You can't compete.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I see what seems like happy couples tho often, it definitely got harder but its possible

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i have had like 70 shots at online girlfriends and i blew them all
    the worst one was she called me and i just didn't speak and we sat there for 3 minutes in complete silence until she hung up and blocked me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol, i feel you, im happy for you that you got some experience tho at least, if you were able to create chances in the past i think you will probably succeed at some point, so tell me your secrets!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        secrets? couldn't say, I just try to talk to girls when they pop out and I've been at it for like 5 years

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fair enough, i guess i will try my luck out there again, although sometimes i feel like im to far gone to really connect with most girls

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wish I had helpful words of wisdom but it's a grind no matter how you slice it, at least on the internet... I have no regular interactions with women irl so here I am

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah especially on the internet it can feel like just a numbers game, it gets tiring quickly for me
            >I have no regular interactions with women irl so here I am
            Me neither of course haha, it really is impossible once you are not in the social circles and stuff i feel like 🙁

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    be handsome
    dont be ugly

    thats it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I failed then i think..

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dont leave me alone anons D:

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You need to look like picrel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He looks cool but what has he accomplished in the end. The schale invasion failed. His elite squadron destroyed. Running the government through Kaya failed. im sure the President of Kaisers pations are running thin with him..

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He got himself Kaya gf though

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Im a bit envious of him, i like Kaya 🙁 she is just using him tho

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You should like better girls, like Rio

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Im not a Rio hater but she tried to kill my roomba so I cant love her

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Rio did nothing wrong

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is she your favorite? She definitely did a lot of things wrong..

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There are too many girls I like to pick favorites but she's certainly somewhere at the top. I can really empathize with her because I too fricked up thinking goal justifies means. To the point I almost got police called on me, even though my intetions were good. I can see some similarities between her and my personalities. Not to mention she also looks good.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I see, thats fair! I like my favorite students because i could relate to them as well partially. What level are you and are you exited for the rap battle later?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >What level are you
            Max.
            >rap battle
            Rap is for Black folk, which I am not.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Rio would not want you to use that word! Also the battle is between arona and plana, I think you should watch!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Rio would not want you to use that word!
            That implies she'd care about me. I'm not sure she would. Still, waiting for her to appear in game so I could read her momotalks. Too bad she'll most likely be special like Himari so you'll see her just once a day during her first skill usage.
            >I think you should watch!
            Rap is unbearable though. I have no idea how anyone can find this trash enjoyable.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She does care, you will see once they add her.
            I dont like rap either but its just a silly April fools joke that might be fun to watch

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >She does care, you will see once they add her.
            I'm sure she will. It's gacha game after all so most characters are written to care about you. It's like wondering if movie will have happy ending. I remember watching The Mist mainly because it was one of very few movies that have surprising ending.
            >but its just a silly April fools joke
            I still prefer it tasteful. GBF always had funny april's fools. I'm reading Nikke april fool's day mini-event now and I have to admit I smirked several times.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Also im getting very tired, i think im going to sleep, thank you a lot for hanging out with me a bit, i appreciate it!

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