How to get this woman to fall in love with me? She:. >likes shoegaze. >is vegan

How to get this woman to fall in love with me? She:
>likes shoegaze
>is vegan
>tattoos plastered everywhere on her body except her beautiful face
>single mom
>browses NSFFW

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't, loser

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is it really impossible?

      She looks like the type to date latinos.

      last I checked her type is white men with black hair

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do women ruin themselves with tattoos? That body is 0% attractive to me. But she still think she's too good for you.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the tattoos give me a better chance then no?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like the type to date latinos.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not happening
    shes probably getting spitroasted by two muscular black homies as we speak

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are zoomers and alphas so damn ugly? Anyone else notice that? This b***h looks like she's got a syndrome and she's considered average in today's standards.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All the PFAS and other chemicals messing with the DNA I guess

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She has what my brother (who is a doctor) calls Big Head Disease.
      A tremendous number of young Millennial/Zoomer girls started on a low-proteing, low B vitamin diet like vegetarian or vegan during puberty and never had the nutrition to fully develop their bodies. The brain was prioritized so it looks too large and out of proportion.
      The actress Natalie Dyer is a prime example - her skull is damn near the size of her entire torso, her shoulders are narrow, and the depth of her ribcage is too shallow - all signs of kwashiorkor, but she had enough VOLUME of Western food she just ended up deformed.
      The facial features also end up all distorted and uncanny valley, too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will never be able to unsee that. Holy frick, that explains so much!

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Run the frick away this prostitute is a walking red flag.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks exactly like my cousin, wtf. Minus the muscle shit of course.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How to get this woman to fall in love with me?
    1) ruin your health with a vegan diet
    2) pretend you like her kid
    3) be willing to listen to her /misc/-tier insane rants about 1-2 topics
    4) have a job

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Single mom
    Not worth it. I'm not raising ogre children

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You told us all about her but nothing about you. But the fact that you come to this board for dating advice is reason enough why you never have a chance.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Idk but step one definitely isn't to post her on NSFFW and ask for advice

      I'm a bit emo and I play guitar so I can all the shoegaze crap she wants. I'm willing to pretend to be vegan. I make enough to support her child if she keeps working, too. I have no friends to ask advice and I know this board is filled with normies that like to help morons here so I figured why not.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >random twitter prostitute
        >my gf
        Where's her OF?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Never said she's my gf. And no OF

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >is there a list of things i can do to make a woman who isnt biologically or socially hardwired to like my genes. suddenly like my genes.

    for the last time no. you were lied to growing up. this isn't how the real world works. sex and dating isn't a meritocracy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the only sort of attraction or affection possible between men and women is 1000% genetic
      Oh, FFS, the heritability guy got away from his wrangler again

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That is the neat part, you don't.
    This one leaves red flags eveYPYHXrywhere she goes

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let her destroy your balls and wiener in high heels

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >single mom
    Just be willing to date her and it'll work. There isn't much competition for single moms.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's hot though. A mitigating factor, no?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >browses tv
    be a big guy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >single mom
      scratch that be Drive (2011) tm

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >vegan
    cook her some falafel and it's a slam dunk

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >single mom
    She's paid the toll, yes?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She sounds like a high maintenance pain in the ass but you could make it work with some effort. NSFFW and NSFFW are the designated alcoholic boards so be careful.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its the same as dating a escort and she wouldnt even accept you

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How involved is her ex? I don't want some enraged psycho kicking down my door in the middle of the night to kill me for dating his woman.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idk but step one definitely isn't to post her on NSFFW and ask for advice

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