How to go about marrying Princess Leonor of Spain?

How to go about marrying Princess Leonor of Spain?

Yes this is political because I am going to become the royal consort of Spain and I will have many babies with her and my sons will become monarchs of the Spanish Kingdom

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    man i'd let her spit in my mouth

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Become a prince.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s the idea here, Brazilbro

      Why do Spaniards look like arabs? Most of them are swarthy and brown. Their Spanish also sounds disgusting unlike Latin America that sounds fun and inviting

      Insolent communist homosexual. My future wife is going to beat your wimpy ass

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go, kid! I'm rooting for you!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You miaunderstood royal bloodline rules. If theirs is anything like brazilian royal family rules (which are the same as portuguese rules, which probably are the same as spain rules), the deal is: if she marries a commoner, she steps out of royal succession line and becomes a commoner. She can only marry a royal if she wants her kids to inherit the throne.

        t. actually did research on this for the exact same reason as you, op

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >muh rules!!!1!!11
          Yeah okay whatever I’ll just do that scam where you buy a tree in Scotland and they give you a title of Lordship. Besides I’m not a commoner lol. I’m an Americhad, we own the world

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok, lord chad, but I doubt a spaniard commoner would bow to lord mutt jr. You want the cake and eat it too. Aristocracy works because it is unaccessible to common men. You know you should stop dreaming about marrying the princess, admit yoj're a dirt shoveller, and just work on being the best dirt shoveller you can be. It works because you have dirt shovellers striving to be good at it instead of trying to be mediocre youtubers.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about my collection of her photos on my phone
        [...]
        You are a disgusting monkey and she will never love you

        she's got some piggies on her

        Too bad what age did to her nose innit

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's just israeli like all euro royalty

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can’t even get hats that fit

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just jump out in front of her, pull out your dick and start furiously jerking off while maintaining unbroken eye contact.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Spaniards look like arabs? Most of them are swarthy and brown. Their Spanish also sounds disgusting unlike Latin America that sounds fun and inviting

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what about the food?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Spain was ruled by arabs for 800 years moron.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you gay?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grab her by the pussy.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Show her your meme folder. Works every time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about my collection of her photos on my phone

      I regret to inform you that she is already attached to a big brazilian wiener

      You are a disgusting monkey and she will never love you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >https://us.firenews.video/world-news/find-out-who-is-the-brazilian-boyfriend-of-princess-leonor-of-spain/
        OH NO NO NO NO NO

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Guess it's over for you, americanon.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fake tabloid drama bullshit. You should have a nice day immediately you favellamonkey. Stop jerking off to this fantasy of yours that is never going to come true. Her parents would never allow a disgusting brown shitskin south american gaylord who speaks a ripoff version of Spanish anywhere even near her.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          ?si=z-0y5wfFkNNsci-x

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          liar liar liar liar liar.
          die die die die die.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks Aussieanon

      • 2 months ago
        Prince Evropa

        She's a princess, she doesn't want us. She can bag Chad Thunderwiener with her status, title, and money. We are old, balding and gross.(I'm not balding tho btw)

        • 2 months ago
          Prince Evropa

          I bet she can dig these righteous trips tho! I hope you're reading Leonor! Hi! We are heroes who save the world from the israelite my princess!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Speak for yourself boomer. I am her age. Maybe not Chad but still.

          The one good thread on /misc/ and OP abandons his thread. What a Black person.

          Sorry I was just staring at a wall thinking about my princess. I’m back

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I regret to inform you that she is already attached to a big brazilian wiener

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need to sleep with her and make sure all country/ press knows about it. She'll be forced to marry you then

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I am going to become the royal consort of Spain

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      she's got some piggies on her

      curves. nice.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your orders, my liege?

      • 2 months ago
        Prince Evropa

        I demand unlimited cheeseburgers!!!! And a monument built to the Almighty Cheeseburger in the great Sky above.

        Make it happen.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    IMO, a spanish waifu is peak chad

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She'll eventually end up with an Arab billionaire or some black guy.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's got some piggies on her

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hitting the wall at 12
    many such cases

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I was handsome

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      get rich

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She will have one white, one injun and one black baby because she will be Queen of all hispanics worldwide

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be a shitalian, like her boyfriend
    our women worship italians
    Americans worship Black folk
    we worship italians

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The mainstream here is that we worship Spain as some sort of good version of Italy. In some cases this makes sense because Barça and Madrid are nice places for career and life in general. In other cases it's just local leftists adoring your unhinged commies. Overall, Spain is in better shape than Italy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its probably because of Rome?
      Sounds fine to me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait she has a bf?

      shit

      ive been crushing on this girl since I was 13

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The mainstream here is that we worship Spain as some sort of good version of Italy. In some cases this makes sense because Barça and Madrid are nice places for career and life in general. In other cases it's just local leftists adoring your unhinged commies. Overall, Spain is in better shape than Italy.

      Spain and Italy should team up. Maybe cross-breeding will cancel out the bullshit traits of your failing races.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i prefer her sis

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Try not being american

  19. 2 months ago
    Prince Evropa

    Nooooo she's mine! 🙁

    Let's duel in Yu-Gi-Oh for her.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one good thread on /misc/ and OP abandons his thread. What a Black person.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He went to slit his wrists, he couldn't bear it:

      >https://us.firenews.video/world-news/find-out-who-is-the-brazilian-boyfriend-of-princess-leonor-of-spain/
      OH NO NO NO NO NO

      • 2 months ago
        Prince Evropa

        So what, she has a boyfriend. At least they're not fricking. Unless she's some kind of prostitute. In that case I don't want her. She's not even that pretty. I only wanted to marry her because she is a princess so I could be powerful and served as a king

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Gabriel Giacomelli
        he's a shitalian, not a favela monkey though you're trying to claim him as ethnic brazilian or something, they actually had an interview together on TV
        the guy you posted is not the same guy, that guy is a 38yo coach that was seen with the family a long time ago

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Excuse me, I'm not claiming anyone.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought you were supposed to be the nice Brazilian in this thread

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You abandoned us, man! I was very hurt by your actions.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well I’m back now. Maybe I’ll make this thread again tomorrow

            [...]

            talking about yourself in the third person doesn’t obscure your flag, Sophia, I know it’s you, my future sister-in-law

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You would have to be breathtaking handsome, and via your fame as a model or actor you catch her eye.

    Maybe if you have a beautiful singing voice she might decide to like you (or me?) Like if we won the voice or something.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s going bald

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry she is taken

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tragic factoid about her majesty? She's missing a couple teeth inexplicably for a global elite billionaire. Front teeth and it can cause her jaw deterioration over years. She's roughly missing the 'fangs' top teeth.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    make her laugh and then swoop in for a smoochie

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was cuter awhile back.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    no kidding, when she was like 16, when drunk, I wrote a love letter to her asking her to meet up in belgium, I was 100% confident that I'd send it the next day upon waking up. When I woke up, I read it, it was full of horrible sentences, made little sense, the paper itself was a bit stained... But who knows, maybe if I ended up sending it after all, who knows where I would've been today...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She probably gets a thousand letters a day.
      (I get one letter every thousand days)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      creepy loser

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        "Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all."

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how old was she when you were 16, anon?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a moron gay, i'm really ashamed to be your countrymen...wait, that flag...sorry chilean flag.with down syndrome.

  28. 2 months ago
    Prince Evropa

    I heard a rumor on NSFFW she was illegitimate and the daughter of some guy her mother met at a bar or something is this true? It matters because one day the Spanish king could dump her on the street if she was illegitimate, even if he is being nice to her now. It matters.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If she chose me that wouldn't matter (to me at least) in the slightest. (I might have to get a job, but it would be worth it I guess)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      More tabloid drama bullshit.

      > be blonde blue eyed cutie

      > hook up with Black person southern Italian

      Nice one princess

      Stop spreading misinfo also your trips are shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks a ton like her paternal grandfather, the old kang that fled Spain.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > be blonde blue eyed cutie

    > hook up with Black person southern Italian

    Nice one princess

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    7/10. Not marriage material.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    secata las chichis

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't be a commoner. You need to be nobility or old money. Old money probably won't do for her though.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I share her birthday, and have royal blood. Im going to Madrid soon to find her and ask. Hands off chud.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nasty anglo cryptoisraelite. The Spaniards threw a riot when they had to pay for the royal girls' braces, I can’t imagine the commotion if their tax money has to go towards your infamous British teeth

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have perfect teeth, I'm an aryan specimen if I say so myself. Shame my great grandparents left Norway.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >perfect teeth

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            uhuh. im probably one of the only attractive guys on this website. I guess you'd call me an aryan chad. I'm 6'5, most girls I meet want to date me, and I actually achieve things in life. I just go on this bored cause you guys are cool

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            no we're not. you're lying, aren't you?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            lying about wut. I genuinely am. I just hate Black folk and you guys are the only people who understand that

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    she qt uguu

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She will lead us in battle. It is written in the stars.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      and I shall be her Prince

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick off rajesh

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need to whip out your schlong as soon as you’re in her presence. Next, smack her leg with it. Simple as.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weird thick ears.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't insult my waifu

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Total larp. Just like your fake dumb monarchy (Spain has a cooler one for obvious reasons). Shes mine.

        Imagine thinking you’ll ever to creampie such a specimen. She’s out of your league bro. Settle for some trailer trash brapp hog slam piggie like the rest of us.

        Trust me
        Okay I’m going to watch the Orange Man on TV I’ll check in during the ad breaks but in the interim just behaves yourselves

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          British monarchy sucks, you're right.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Weird thick ears.

      Are you even below 350lbs?

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine thinking you’ll ever to creampie such a specimen. She’s out of your league bro. Settle for some trailer trash brapp hog slam piggie like the rest of us.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Secure the Sacred War goat riding monkey, Then you can challenge her father to single combat. Defeat him and She is yours.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally, an entirely impossible incel fantasy scenario I can get behind. That's a keeper, anon. good luck and Godspeed.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She probably gets railed in illumanti sex parties

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's all old and gross now. Was hot like 10 years ago

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don’t, stupid non-monarchist gay. Commoners BTFO.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      amazing. madame tussauds creations get more lifelike every year.

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    well, you'll have to go through the king and queen first and felipe VI watches her like a hawk:
    https://youtube.com/shorts/qE8RHk26om8

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s based. Strong protective fathers indicate well-raised women.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        seen her enough on tv over the years, and there's something in her eyes that reminds me of a certain girl from domremy-la-pucelle
        <<<<<<<

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree she does have that sort of appearance and presentation, even just the image of a beautiful girl in a military outfit like Joan ďArc which btw

          Can’t even get hats that fit

          that’s how it’s supposed to look

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Big nose and no breasts. Pass.

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thin eyebrows

    sparse pussy hair, waste of your time

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    am whiter than this mutt looking b***h and am literally mexican

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you want too she's a satanic bourbon c**t. You'd come into the nursery one day to find her sodomizing your baby son with a pair of scissors. Don't go there anon.

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yes this is political
    The best sign that you are 100% in a shitty slide thread. I hope your mother dies tonight OP.

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