I deserve an 18 year old girlfriend with this body. I am 30.

I deserve an 18 year old girlfriend with this body. I am 30.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You need to get pregnant with those hips, they're wasted for nothing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's a good body for a 35-year-old

      that's a unix timecode and you saved this from 4 chins lying homosexual i will end you

      I dont know if you guys are trolling or not but OP is not claiming to be the person in the pic. He's saying that's the kind of body he wants his future gf to have.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just what i was thinking, real ESL hours.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that's a good body for a 35-year-old

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just go out and talk to them
    Go to college campuses it something
    Find the art district and sign up for nice modeling
    Itll expand your comfort zone and the ladies will connect to you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've been thinking about hanging out around the local college town but I'm 26 and I'm already starting to feel out of place with 18-22 y/o zoomers. Plus generally only older girls like me. Always been that way.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You can have girls younger or older
        Idk why people limit themselves based on nothing but hope they feel it should or shouldnt be

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I talk to plenty of younger girls but only ones older than me ever slept with or dated me

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So?
            Keep hitting up the women you really want

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes sir
            Every time I go out I talk to the hottest girls. Nobody ever approaches them.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that's a unix timecode and you saved this from 4 chins lying homosexual i will end you

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can literally pull this even as an out-of-shape, friendless, chronically pathetic loser of a 30 year old. Assuming you're able to communicate above moron level. You CAN do that, right?,...Oh God, RIGHT??? YOU CAN SPEAK LIKE A NON-NEANDERTHAL RIGHT OP????

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This
      You dont need anything like clothes, money, fitness, you just have to be able to communicate yourself to that woman

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unfortunately that is not how it works. I have a killer body but girls with the equivalent do not care about me

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I also deserve a girl who is as hot as this but a virgin.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick do you even have in common with an 18 year old girl youre a grown ass man date women your own age or stop being a moronic borderline pedophile

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You dont need anything in common to frick with women
      Idk why this is a belief
      A person has ever right to see younger people

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        op says girlfriend in the post you absolutely need to have something in common with your partner

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not really
          If she wants to be in a relationship with me for example, she needs to do what i tell her to do

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            seems like you dont see being in a relationship with a woman as an actual friendship with deep love and respect for each other but its not a big deal anyways because youre a virgin incel that doesnt even have a girlfriend

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Bro if it doesnt start as a frick buddy situation then dont even

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i eat healthy and stay active so i need to go younger (not that young) to be with someone my own health. people my own age have cholesterol brain and are constantly being annoying by going "wtf time passes?! >:( aaaaaaaaaahahhh wtf time passes?! >:( aaaaaaaaaahahhh wtf time passes?! >:( aaaaaaaaaahahhh aaaaaahhahhhhhh huuuuurrrrrr ahaahahahahhahhhhhhhhhhhhh deeerrrrrrtrrrrrtrrrrrrrr aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ..... Said the old hag

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        im 18 moron

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ..... Said by the old hag.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            what proof do u want anon

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not interested in seeing you

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He's saying 18 is still old hag territory and he's right. You're not special, there are 14 year olds running around on this board.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am 22.
    I want a girl with bigger breasts. bit more chub too.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    almost threw up.

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