I fell for the fat chick meme, I thought it would be ok because she only wanted something casual, and she was helpless romantic who wanted to make me ...

I fell for the fat chick meme, I thought it would be ok because she only wanted something casual, and she was helpless romantic who wanted to make me happy, but then she opened her legs and it was all over. I didnt want to go down on her because of how awful it smelled.

I cannot pull skinny women no matter how hard I try. im in my 30s, Im skinny, and I work out 3 times a week, yet the only people who ever look my way are fats.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just date skinny fat women or get her on ozempic or tell her to get surgery. Or get her to swim in a pool everyday.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She will just break up with him once she gets fit lol.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gets fit
      >still ugly with flabby arms

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First off: KEK

    secondly: I dunno try hitting on anorexic women.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hahaha

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can u describe the smell? I've never fricked a fat chick and I've always wondered if they truly smell or not

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP but I was gagging at my uni’s burger lunch line the day after I threw my harpoon for the first time. In my case, it smells like wet humid hamburger air

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Smell your balls after 2 days without showering then imagine what meat smells like when it starts to go sour and combine the two

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the bacteria cultures someone develops most decides their taint stank. In the case of a great many unfortunate obese women the strongest and most difficult to kill bacteria is brevibacterium linens, the same as in limburger cheese. If you would like to sample "fat girl stank" then rub a small cube of limburger on a rag, leave it for ten minutes, then come back and sniff the rag. That is the best comparison I've found personally to a fat girl smell, naturally this becomes worse when the rag becomes warm and damp as a girl would on a hot day. There is a level beyond this I take to calling "old lady stank" which is similarly able to be sampled with a larger lump of limburger cheese spread on a cloth and the cloth dipped gingerly in a can of tuna's broth will give the most unpleasant box odor so common in lazy old women content with their dating status. As a vegana goes about it's day it cleans itself via acids and mucus secretions that, when they become thick enough and you add the left over toilet paper lint from so many urinations will produce the waste product trimethylamine which is the pungent fishy smell.

      Lastly, there is "church lady smell". Women who have so damaged their own nose with perfumes and fragrances they don't know how they smell to others but still feel some duty to the public, just not enough to bathe. Follow all the same steps as before but add a single spritz of "rose" scent or perfume(think hand soaps), with a tiny scrape on the rag of blood(raw beef drippings can work but the scent of menstrual pad absorbents is necessary), leave to dry in a warm area. Being an experienced muff diver I can tell you that most women of such an age who haven't undergone "the change" but have cultured such an odor often miss period scrapings a younger woman would pay attention to. But when an old woman has accepted that she's born again in the church and the holy spirit is the guardian to the widow she doesn't expect many visitors to the temple.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can’t tell if this dude is enlightened and transcended or a tad schizo

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          honestly, he seems like both.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dumb empty-headed frick.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The horror

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If this is an accurate representation then this sounds awful. I don't think i'd ever want to get a waft of hot air from a fat chick. Why would anyone date a fat chicken then?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        posts like this are why I still come to this cesspit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where did you cut and paste this alarming shit from?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not copy and pasted, it is sought knowledge.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        your post literally made me gag

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i thought salty milk and coins was bad

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My word lad xD

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        put me in the screencap

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my wife is 49 and obese and i can absolutely attest to this

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >my wife is 49 and obese
          This is why I never listen to these get married cucks.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he knows

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I should send this post to the fat chick I tried to frick about a year ago. When I tried to go down on her I audibly gagged and it destroyed the mood.

        Her mouth tasted nice and clean and she had nice teeth and a nice smile. But holy Jesus her pussy smelled way too fricking repugnant for me to put my nose, let alone my mouth/tongue anywhere near it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i gagged the first time i ate out my wife (i was 21 and she was 47)
          i was a virgin who had never eaten anybody out
          im used to it now and honestly it turns me on

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the labia has fat tissue so they get bigger when a woman gets fatter. makes it more difficult to clean. I do not envy anyone who dates a fat girl.
      t. done many catheters on fat chicks for surgery

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I had a friend who was a surgeon and he said they use duct tape to hold the belly rolls up out of the way when they have to do any work down below.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Man, fat people really are an inconvenience to everything and everyone

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            agreed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >done many catheters on fat chicks for surgery
        I've gotta' hear more about what that's like. The things you've seen.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you have to part the labia to get to the urethra. fat labia are heavy and it tires your fingers lol
          weird shit is in gyne. e.g. prolapse where the vegana just hangs out of the vulva. that looks bad
          candida infection looks like cheese coming out of the vegana
          >old wives tale for induction of babe is to put sugar up the vegana since they are attracted to sweet things

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >candida infection looks like cheese coming out of the vegana

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fricking revolting

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why are we attracted to that disaster area

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            jesus fricking christ, I'm eating meat and looking at the meat after reading this is making me nauseous

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i lost my virginity to a 90 kg 47 yo woman and it smelled like a mix of cheese and urinal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bucket of warm ammonia with a dead fish in it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was told by a bulimic girl I used to date that all people start to get a "fat person smell" once they hit a certain weight. She couldn't describe it other than saying there was a sweetness that grossed her out, although I'd say a girl with bulimia is probably not the most sound of mind when it comes to weight.

      As a side note, anyone who doesn't shower enough will reak. I dated a chubby girl who had a pussy that smelt of literal hot rubbish when I was in my very early twenties. She was a bit of a nympho so I learned to associate the smell with sex and it turned me on, thankfully it got bad enough that I snapped out of it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >all people start to get a "fat person smell" once they hit a certain weight. She couldn't describe it other than saying there was a sweetness that grossed her out,
        she was absolutely correct, that's (pre/) diabetic ketoacidosis. your sweet literally gets sweeter in ways that make it impossible to get rid of candida yeast blooms in your armpits, navel, or other spots that stay moist all day

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >thankfully it got bad enough that I snapped out of it.
        What went bad?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My ex told me I was the fattest chick he ever dated, after the broke up with me he got another one who's fatter

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My ex and I were the same weight and height, 5’5” and 130 pounds. He used to poke fun at fat women.

      Dude never actually broke up with me. We went on a break and he ghosted me afterwards.

      Find out years later he married a chick that’s twice the size of himself

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I made my girl go from plus sizes down to size 10 get cya later virgins

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      see you tomorrow

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve been in a dry spell for a long time and I’m becoming more and more desperate bros. Tell me, is it worth it or should I just stick to my hand?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am in the same boat as OP. Had a month+ long dry streak and found myself a slam pig. The sex is good and she's a total prostitute but the smell on my dick and fingers afterwards. JESUS it's not good. Compared to this skinny nymph I ate out last October it's night and day, I'd drink skinny girl piss.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oral sex is sodomy. Sodomy isn't just anal.

    Also, get married, fornicator.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop pushing your views onto others.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My dad once ditched a land whale on me after calculating the other women won't like me.
    I never told her more than two words and let her do whatever, I just left the room.
    She didn't even stay for the night.
    >Better to walk all day to attractive women than bagging a fricking low-brow meatball for what I cannot even call sex, it's just the lowest tier you can sink to.
    Ideally, just go to a prostitute or a strip club, at least you can look at some descent figures there.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was it lack of personal hygiene or do obese people inherently stink?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is moreso that fat people are lazy. Laziness leads to eating easier, unhealthy foods. Laziness leads to sedentary behavior. Laziness says "I'm not sweaty, I don't need to bathe." And Laziness' reward is a bloated grotesque shape that makes it harder to do the things you put off. It amplifies all your negatives and makes them an affront to the senses of others.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if they took more showers they would be fine

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is moreso that fat people are lazy. Laziness leads to eating easier, unhealthy foods. Laziness leads to sedentary behavior. Laziness says "I'm not sweaty, I don't need to bathe." And Laziness' reward is a bloated grotesque shape that makes it harder to do the things you put off. It amplifies all your negatives and makes them an affront to the senses of others.

        So you could get a really big bathtub, soap, a gas mask, and rubber gloves and go "okay fattie, I'm going to turn you into the cleanest sow in the county." Although maybe fetishizing her obesity might turn her off.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So did I when I was around 20ish, no idea why I always attract heavier girls I'm very thin, It doesnt end well. Some of them are legitimately good people, and very nice and romantic, but the ones who gravitated toward me always seemed to be heavier. Picrel. No idea why it seems like I always

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/OepRzxP.jpeg

      I fell for the fat chick meme, I thought it would be ok because she only wanted something casual, and she was helpless romantic who wanted to make me happy, but then she opened her legs and it was all over. I didnt want to go down on her because of how awful it smelled.

      I cannot pull skinny women no matter how hard I try. im in my 30s, Im skinny, and I work out 3 times a week, yet the only people who ever look my way are fats.

      Like I always attract heavier women**
      Sorry it got cut off

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Been there. Fricking grim.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THen don't do it, you get what you deserve. J

      Just plough away and get the job done fast.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did she ride you? How was it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no she was too heavy. the best way to deal with fat chicks is to have a stuffy nose so you cant smell anything

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It felt like I got raped
    After I was done I couldn't believe myself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thats the bottom of the abyss fren

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are fat girls tighter?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I cannot pull skinny women no matter how hard I try
    Because a skinny guy is equivalent to a fat woman in terms of SMV. That's how it is now. Nevermind whether it actually makes sense or not, skinny women (even ugly ones with no breasts/ass) are rare and therefore valuable. The only way to escape the hamplanet curse is to have a really good face, like 7/10 or above, or be in really good shape.

    Don't reply to me if you're a simp, no amount of coping will change these simple facts.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Truth

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. A skinny guy is also rare. Lots of fat guys going around too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >A skinny guy is also rare
        Not really. Skinny guys are a dime a dozen.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This meme was clearly made by a moid lmao

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >moid
            You will never be a woman

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well I was born as one, so cry more gay

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you need to go back

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >jak
            You first

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >A skinny guy is also rare
            Not really. Skinny guys are a dime a dozen.

            why do you do this
            how do you know all this about me 🙁

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know guys like this IRL. They all got married but their wives either were fat or got fat

          Basically they all look like this

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >jak
          You first

          these make me want to turn into a psycho just to avoid this fate. Holy shit I don't want to be that guy. Pathetically clawless.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a fat woman, I'll never date or have sex with a man. I could never subject another human being to this pain.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a fat friend who has offered to have sex with me several times over the years (I guess because I don’t have a gf). Always turned her down. Aside from not being attracted to her, there’s also the smell. She smells so bad just sitting next to me, I can’t even imagine what unholy aromas would waft out of her body during sex.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you friends with her?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We’re neighbors. Sometimes we just run into each other and hang out for a few hours.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I occasionally fricked fatties back in the day. Yes the smell was worse, but honestly the fat pussy feels better than a skinny girls hollowed out vegana.

    That said I was always drunk when I fricked the fatty and none of them were grotesquely obese.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fat girls got no grip

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How hard do you actually try to pull skinny women, I wonder? Do you flirt with skinny women you want to frick? Do you talk to them? Are you clear about your intentions?

    I think the real problem is you've conditioned yourself to think you can only pull fats and as a result you're not putting in effort meeting anyone else. And I understand you're probably using dating apps and skinny women don't go for you there, but part of that process is also not swiping on women you don't find attractive. If you see a fat woman you like and want to frick, that's nice, but don't go for fat women just because that's all you think you deserve

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your woman has horrible hygiene and should shower before anything sexual. My gf is obese and cleans herself daily well enough that aside from when she wears a specific pair of leggings, I don't smell anything at all. She also is overly aware of how dry she is after a shower, meticulously getting every fold and crease so it doesn't get musty over time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seems easier to just lose weight.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You would think, but these heavy women have several defense mechanisms and "being a fat frick is ACTUALLY healthy" body positivity lies they've made core to their mental health and personality that any bit of truth is a hill they're willing to die on. There are ways to trick them into getting exercise like going to a mall that has the plus size stores and "accidentally" parking on the opposite side or if the bed is soft enough making her get on top during sexual stuff for the full body workout, but with more activity comes more hunger and they'll eat way more calories than they burn to fill the void.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One time when I was just, you know, not feeling my best and needed some pussy, I decided to frick a super fat girl and we're talking. 300 plus pounds here, and I couldn't get the fricking smell off my hand or my dick. I literally put gasoline on my fingers and it didn't rid the smell. I could not believe it. Never again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hear you, friend. I hit a several year dry spell and ended it with a massive 40+ year old woman. She talked a big game but it was terrible from start to finish. Like a week later plapjack started making the rounds and I realized the gravity of my mistake. Blocked her number and started over.

      Casually banging a single mom right now but she's good chubby and an amazing lay. It's a start

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I literally put gasoline on my fingers and it didn't rid the smell.
      That is mighty stink. Legendary even.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fat women have no self-control and it will be a nightmare living with them even not considering the fact

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the girl who wouldn't give me a chance a decade ago is now interested
    she is EXACTLY like these fat doomer meme girl images
    healing crystals, messy as frick apartment, salt lamp, goofy woo woo bullshit on the wall, believes in tarot and zodiac
    before seeing these memes I was thinking ehh frick it why not
    but now I absolutely refuse to become the living meme
    is it too much to ask for a gf who weighs less then me, a 6'3" man?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >is it too much to ask for a gf who weighs less then me, a 6'3" man?
      obviously it is since your ass is still single.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You need the correct type of fat chick.
    The ones who are fat because of a diet consisting entirely of corn syrup, seed oils, and artificial flavorings get pretty stinky and also get fat as a result of their diet. Even the thin ones are stinky if they eat that. Just like people who eat too much garlic get stinky.
    The ones who are fat because of thyroid or whatever, first of all need to get that fixed by a MD, secondly they're not stinky.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares. If you don't like them just break up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally this, idk why people make such useless nothing threads like this

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The smell is akin to a dead dog after 3 summer days.
    I remember having to frick her while trying to not puke.
    Its mainly from de rooting of dead skin in the crevices, ass, etc, all compressed for a whole day and fermenting in spandex.
    Also a hamplanet could had reached the point when she can't reach her butthole to clean it, because it's just too big,
    Then fecal matter in her anus compounds the smell.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the bacteria cultures someone develops most decides their taint stank. In the case of a great many unfortunate obese women the strongest and most difficult to kill bacteria is brevibacterium linens, the same as in limburger cheese. If you would like to sample "fat girl stank" then rub a small cube of limburger on a rag, leave it for ten minutes, then come back and sniff the rag. That is the best comparison I've found personally to a fat girl smell, naturally this becomes worse when the rag becomes warm and damp as a girl would on a hot day. There is a level beyond this I take to calling "old lady stank" which is similarly able to be sampled with a larger lump of limburger cheese spread on a cloth and the cloth dipped gingerly in a can of tuna's broth will give the most unpleasant box odor so common in lazy old women content with their dating status. As a vegana goes about it's day it cleans itself via acids and mucus secretions that, when they become thick enough and you add the left over toilet paper lint from so many urinations will produce the waste product trimethylamine which is the pungent fishy smell.

      Lastly, there is "church lady smell". Women who have so damaged their own nose with perfumes and fragrances they don't know how they smell to others but still feel some duty to the public, just not enough to bathe. Follow all the same steps as before but add a single spritz of "rose" scent or perfume(think hand soaps), with a tiny scrape on the rag of blood(raw beef drippings can work but the scent of menstrual pad absorbents is necessary), leave to dry in a warm area. Being an experienced muff diver I can tell you that most women of such an age who haven't undergone "the change" but have cultured such an odor often miss period scrapings a younger woman would pay attention to. But when an old woman has accepted that she's born again in the church and the holy spirit is the guardian to the widow she doesn't expect many visitors to the temple.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP here

    We talked it over, she told me she would shower this time when I came over. Will that make the smell go away?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Will that make the smell go away?
      Not completely. It's like skunk spray, once it sets in it takes a lot to get it out.

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