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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dating apps
    Lol ok boomer. I hope your "gf" already deleted tinder then.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      idk why? I did not delete mine yet

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because you're just friends but with extra effort. If you wanted to have a bunch of open relationships, you can just meet girls at cheaper bars.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ok boomer.
      what are zoomies using?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        instagram, telegram, and just real life stuff. if you have a car or live near a busy downtown area then its really easy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you aint kidding

        ...dating apps?
        ive had plenty of luck on dating apps connecting with zoomer girls, and im my late 30s
        though im guessing it wont count because of some incel logic thing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >plenty of luck
          >late 30s
          This is like a third world janitor talking about having plenty of financial success going into a casino. Incel logic is what keeps some losers coming back to dating apps and never actually dating anyone meaningfully. If you just wanted to be a playboy, its easier to go to the club or a yacht party, objectively and unironically. Dating apps are an unnecessary extra step where you sit on your phone like a dork

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >This is like a third world janitor talking about having plenty of financial success going into a casino
            Explain how these are the same? I genuinely cannot comprehend how your 'thinking' works

            I've also had meaningful relationships with amazing women from dating apps, not just hooking up with younger women, so your
            >coming back to dating apps and never actually dating anyone meaningfully
            is straight up factually wrong

            You are right about playboy lifestyle working better with going to clubs, but I hate that noise, and so do many other people, so it's not a workable option. This 'unnecessary extra step' is the viable option for many of us, and it's not like its difficult. You got me about being a dork though, if you need to think that matters.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Im not sure who you are trying to fool. Boomers like you are already married or know where to find girls either way. Young people already know that dating apps are not viable for many of anyone and they grew up with social media so they know how fake everyone online is. When you humblebrag larp, you are still supposed to have a meme point, not just yap for the sake of yapping. Your companys app is literally being sued right now for being a fraud

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Im not sure who you are trying to fool
            Nobody
            >Boomers like you are already married or know where to find girls either way
            Not married, and I already said I don't use the other way I know about to meet women
            >Young people already know that dating apps are not viable for many of anyone and they grew up with social media so they know how fake everyone online is
            No, young incels believe the garbage put out by dipshit know-nothings like you who get off on trying to make others miserable failures like you are
            > When you humblebrag larp, you are still supposed to have a meme point, not just yap for the sake of yapping
            You mean contradicting your hilariously pathetic doomspeak with actual literal experience. I also don't give a frick about memes, because that shit is a pathetic thing to care about
            > Your companys app is literally being sued right now for being a fraud
            Ahaha fricking what? You've moved your delusions into saying I work for these apps?

            anyway, heres a screengrab of me getting a handjob from a friend of mine i met on a dating app, enjoy crab-bucketing 😉

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >incels
            Cuck boy, incels are the only people on earth that think dating apps still work lol. They just say it only works for Chad. Enjoy getting sued tho

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how interesting, you have so much to teach me
            please do go on

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Being in your 30s on NSFFW is wild. Childless?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NSFFW is more than 20 years old, but its still just as fun a place to mock idiots as ever
            childless indeed, not for a lack of offers

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >childless indeed
            "indeed" lmfao. having autism and talking about mocking anyone is wild.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lol i am autistic, but there's nothing in being autistic that is worthy of being mocked, its just part of who somebody is that they dont choose
            unlike being a pathetic crab bucket incel, which is entirely a choice

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            uhmm you are talking about the people who built this place you broccoli headed zoomer gay

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You destroyed the economy and you are a cuck.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Destroyed the economy? I have 100k in cash. I dont know what you are talking about broccoli head. You cant even read because you were forced to shut down school for 4 years

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >highest interest rates and bond yields in almost 20 years
            >moronic boomer holds onto cash
            Why am I not surprised that you actually responded with such a low IQ take.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this. these gaslighting normalgays need to frick off

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dating apps
      >boomer
      I get it, if you keep on forcing that meme maybe you'll convince everyone else to stop using dating apps so you feel like less of a loser. Good luck, anon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        1. You are actually mentally and clinically a moron if you think "using dating apps" is actually something anyone wants to do for an extended period of time. Not only are you a boomer, you are also delusional.

        2. https://time.com/6836033/gen-z-ditching-dating-apps/. Tell me how I know you stopped keeping up with technology in 2011.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im currently dating a girl from Bumble and I disagree. Im lucky that I have a decent face and average height. If I was shorter and/or uglier, dating apps probably wouldnt be an option for me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have you tried going to the gym to make yourself more sexually appealing?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I go to the gym and do Muay Thai around 4 times a week

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been with a girl from Tinder for 2 years now. I'm 5'4", as long as you got a good face and know how to use it, then you're fine.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been with a girl from Tinder for 2 years now. I'm 5'4", as long as you got a good face and know how to use it, then you're fine.

      Exactly. Dating apps only work if you got a good roll on face genes. Height is drastically less important and no ugly 6'5 guy will ever be approached IRL or could dream of finding a gf online.

      have you tried going to the gym to make yourself more sexually appealing?

      Having more muscular arms will not make girls want you off app.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tell that to my gf who says that she really much enjoyed the pic or my shirtless back on my profile. Or ask the hoe I slept with before my gf who swiped on the same profile.

        Maybe you should go to the gym and see some changes for yourself

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The point is that you have to pass their standards for a good face first, and then they prefer guys who are 6'2+, aren't skinny/fat, etc.
          Facially ugly ripped 6'4 guys get absolutely nothing from women IRL or online without being charismatic or rich.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well I am 5 foot 5 inches with a face that looks like Gonzo and a moronicly ripped body and I have more sex than you so

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Idk what gonzo is but if you think you're ugly you're most likely not even close. Post face to /soc/ and link it here if you want to prove me wrong. Gymcels are common for a reason. Being ripped doesn't stop women from being revolted by you for a bad face.

            Any short (I mean actually short) guys have success on tinder? I got some decent matches but I was always afraid to meet them in person because I figured they would get the ick upon discovering I am 5'4

            Learn to read dumbfrick.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Idk I just told you that being in shape has helped me have lots of sex despite being literal hobbit height but you want to deflect and continue to talk bullshit. Maybe just accept that there are areas you are wrong? And neglecting health and fitness is one of them

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The point is that ugly ripped guys get no more attention from women than ugly guys on apps.
            You're attractive so you get to frick girls easily either way.

            Your gaslighting won't work here. I'm not redownloading that evil app

            I'm literally saying apps are worthless unless you're very attractive. That's motivation to never use the app if you're like 80% of men (either average or ugly).

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your gaslighting won't work here. I'm not redownloading that evil app

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I applied a herculean effort for over a decade. Nothing.
    Now have a nice day normie, record it on video so I can jerk off to it.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tinder is garbage.
    >Just get into a relationship where the power dynamic kicks you in the balls bro!
    ngmi, she can replace you at the drop of a hat. 100+ guys are in her private messages when you sleep with her at night kek.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      99% of modern men are actual trash with zero brains so none of those private messages actually count. just consider the type of moronic c**t who would message random girls online.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cope, there are plenty of guys at your looks and height level on tinder. She had at least 3 when you were texting her before you "became official".

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >bro, the height level bro
          None of this matters if you are talking about someone who is so fricking pathetic that they use tinder. You don't see "looks" or "height", you see a worthless message from a desperate sociopath.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah when you are 80 at your death bed you will surely say "Oh, thank god I never even tried. Thank god I never got a girlfriend. My life has been such a success"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you are older than 22 and still not married or in a committed relationship, it literally does not matter. You are probably just gay at that point.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >when you leave the casino you will surely say "I'm so grateful that I didn't spend more than $100, I could have lost thousands"
        Yes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm going to be like holly shit I can't believe I made it to 80

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is easy to be content without sex these days, entertainment is cheap and abundant.
        But it's not for everyone.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is nothing that feels worse than every time I swipe on a girl who doesn't swipe me back. Otherwise I feel ok day to day, but when I use Tinder I legitimately start wanting to commit suicide.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is false, the government is shitty towards women and also the reason you mostly see men paying child support because they are mostly likely to leave the kid with the mother. Also men are more likley to be rich more than a regular woman.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also men are biologically built to be providers and are stronger so they can survive homelessness better.

        Men also commit the majority of domestic abuse and force women to file for divorce at a higher rate so they are lucky women only get a tiny percentage of their paycheck when women should be getting all of it honestly, a man's success almost always depends in the emotional labor of women so yeah frick deadbeats.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like someone has read the manipulated man.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've gotten something like 13 total likes on my Tinder profile and only matched with a single girl (who promptly ghosted me.) It's obvious that I don't have whatever women want, so don't peddle me your false narrative just because you do.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been on there for 5 years with only 2 matches to show for it. One a bot and the other just wanted to fricking talk and nothing else. Little effort my ass. Why do you people love to lie so much?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tinder
    Not interested.
    No matter her level of attractiveness

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't get anything on tinder, and even if I did, none of the women I've seen in there actually interest me (I am not into promiscuous thots with tattoos, no matter how attractive they may look).

    I would put more effort into it if there were more introverted non-whorish women on the apps.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want a rent-a-prostitute from the internet, just isn't for me

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last time I been on tinder I only saw the girls I fumbled friendzoned told me they had a boyfriend there. Realising girls would suck stranger chad wiener before fricking you is extremely brutal, probably bad as gore

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got a homeless crack addict gf. My health insurance covers the prep so I can't get aids from her when we have sex. You simply have to earn it and put in the sweat equity. If you don't have a house, four years old at most car, and decent salary($90k min) you aren't even trying. The dating life equivalent of someone on a weight loss journey. Pretending to put in the work while doing nothing is not the same thing as actually trying.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no boobs, israeliteelry, belly button piercing, hip tattoo
    That girl is a super bawd. She doesn't even feel half the guys in her, cause she's had so much.
    Disgusting.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    femanon
    I HAVE A DATE AT 6 today. My first ever dating app date. I want to cancel, im too nervous. How can I cancel day of with out him hating me >.<

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I usually spend the entire day low key panicking and putting it off until about five minutes before. Then I text sorry I can't make it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What can I do to preserve his feelings 🙁 AAAA IM SO SCARED

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You don't do this shitnin the first place. If you make a commitment you fricking keep it. Otherwise remove yourself from the dating market because this shit is absolutely fricking frustrating and it doesn't matter what your shitty excuse is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      put it off if you want. But you will end up with a bunch of cats one day

      Sauce? I can't find her on ig

      she is on there

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >she is on there
        What?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I want to cancel, im too nervous
      That's all you have to say, moron. Don't be like this

      I usually spend the entire day low key panicking and putting it off until about five minutes before. Then I text sorry I can't make it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm too nervous
      You think guy isn't?
      You IGNORE the nervous, don't think about it.

      Just think about things you do together, think about subjects of talking, think about food, think about activities, movies, hobbies, anything.

      Things you like and dislike, think how to describe your personality.
      Think about questions you want to ask him.

      Just go on the date with me.
      You just need to tell me the address to meet you, i'm waiting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >first dating app date
      >not first date
      Oh, uh, well i got some other things to do too, i can't hang out with loose used up people...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I AM GOING ON THE DATE! I put on a cute outfit and im READY. Meeting him in an hour. Wish me luck im so nervous I could die

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good luck, and don't take any shit

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sauce? I can't find her on ig

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any short (I mean actually short) guys have success on tinder? I got some decent matches but I was always afraid to meet them in person because I figured they would get the ick upon discovering I am 5'4

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does one apply themselves more?
    I did the gym for 2 years, careermaxed for 7, and now getting style tips and skincare and idk what else to do

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    op here, wrong pic

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every day you go to work she sucks and fricks around your schedule . Enjoy being with a sloot prostitute.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sorry i'm just gonna give my a girl that works at my favorite gas station 3 options, come out to a bonfire at my house on the weekend with my friends, go out to pet llamas and shit then to a nice dinner and maybe a civil war battlefield to walk, or neither of those and i just say whats up when i walk in and she's there

    i shaved my horrid facial hair and got a new job off the third shift and am thusly more friendly and positive, and she has began engaging my in conversation and making a point of talking to me if she spots me. she's pretty enough, not at all fat, and likely compatible enough with me (one step above white trash)

    i like the internet but damn im not trying to get b***hes off it. and there's none on there out here worth shit anyway. i'm not willing to move more than 40 miles and maybe 100 if its up to tennessee or out to alabama, and i can only take the city in very small doses. thin pickins out in the sticks.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love fricking tinder b***hes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks so tight

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, I can't. I tried. It's over. Frick off normalBlack person.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ventilator: I just come here for fun not an incel. but holy frick as a young guy how do you compete on /soc/. it's either genuine unironic 250lbs lean Chad thunderwiener posting about how he will use his 10 mil in savings to fly out a girl to marry him. or 6'6 eboy twink who plays league, knows 20 different indie bands and plays 10 instruments. ventilator over. if u have /soc/ stories pls do tell I'm bored

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure if I have talent with words or what but I find fembutts like when I horny post and they sometimes will add me off site. I don't mention my height, career, or money so the only thing it could be is my writing. Naturally I eventually fumble or they discover I'm not just larping as autistic and lose interest. But I find it interesting that such strong initial draw and intrigue is created. I could probably get a gf if I sat down and properly devoted myself to lies, abuse, and deception while maintaining a reasonable amount of secrecy. If only there was like an antisocial potion or way to make you want to become evil or a criminal. If I were a rapist, drug dealer, or murderer I'd probably have more gfs than I could shake my dick at. Unfortunately you can only pretend to have a bad personality for so long until you accidentally let up and show that you're a good person deep down
      I've tried looking into what makes bad people evil but all of it seems really extreme. Torturing animals, armed robbery, beating someone who is defenseless. I want a gf but I can't make myself do these things which are step one prerequisites of getting a girl. But these are the absolute bare minimum women expect. You can't just jaywalk or turn without using your turn signal. They expect a crying infant impaled by your wiener using pure capsaicin oil for lube or a burning orphanage filled to capacity with puppies and nuns. The standards are way too high since I only ask that she's a debt free virgin without tattoos.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please who is this hoe I want to fap to her soo bad

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm 380 pounds and 6'2. and nonwhite. this is a picture of me.
    should i bother with any dating sites.
    also yes im trying to lose weight. I have some luck on other dating sites with undesirable women, or older women. but its still nothing much.
    what do you think?

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