I hagmaxxed and got an older gf, here's my experience so far:. Pros:

I hagmaxxed and got an older gf, here's my experience so far:

Pros:
>is an autistic nerd and still a virgin in her 30s
>she's not fat
>she's not ugly
>has many hobbies and a mature personality
>will play with me
>will comfort me when I'm feeling down
>is curious to learn about me
>can still have babies
>can cook
>has money and a house
>won't cheat on me because she's too socially crippled to get a normie bf and she doesn't like normies

Cons:
>She's out of touch with zoomer culture and I have to teach her everything
>she's a bit too shy sometimes
>she sends pictures of movie actors and chads to others
>She doesn't use makeup much
>She has low self-esteem sometimes
>She thinks calling her mommy is weird
>She gets too busy with her remote job sometimes

Idk if I should be worried about her liking movie actors, I know I'm her first bf but I think it's fair to let her be because I also post sexy women online

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Italian woman in her 30s
    > Not fat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most women aren't fat outside weimerica and britainstan

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cope, Luigi. That stromboli you’re dating has the meat sweats as we speak.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m 42 and my gf is 26.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can still have babies
    NGMI

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does she say "ara ara"?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will teach her about that later

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're a predator, hagophile. Jail, now.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and then everyone clapped.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hagmaxxing I just noticed someone made this page. It started out as a shitpost and it took less than two weeks to push the psyop. I'm officially CEO of hagmaxxing now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      b***h Black person show proof you created hagmaxxing.
      I have seen hag threads on NSFFW atleast 3 months back.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't create the term but I popularized it with my shitposts and turned it into an organic psyop to push lonely zoomers to date lonely millennial women

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /vt/ has been ahead of the hag trend, you didn't invent shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and Mussolini didn't invent fascism? So what, I gave it the push it needed to become mainstream and made it a real psyop lol. Zoomers in my threads are already starting to date older women.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Post hags in /jp/
      >Years later, some zoomzoom claims it as a "psyop"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Benjamin Franklin has 250 years on you.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still a virgin in her 30s
    are you writing a novel story, anon? This might be a good idea.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am a 39y old 4/10 neet chud with no job, no house, no money, no future, nothing. But I won't settle for anything less than a 7/10 with a banging body and pretty face who is half my age.
    God owes me a beautiful loving white wife to make up for the cards I've been dealt in this life and for all the suffering I had to endure.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will never understand the point of doing a thread like that.
    Like there are THOUSANDS of Discord servers filled with morons like you who would love to discuss this stupid shit, but you post it here.
    Go figure, you're all animals.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go away loser. Go spread your deviancy elsewhere homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Will revenge porn start being used against men soon?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hagmaxxed
    >in her 30s
    Fricking zoomers, I dont even

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hagmaxx
    Glowies and roasties are so transparent and desperate. No one is falling for your forced meme.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >30s
    >hag
    Gettouttahere! I'm considering a 50 to 60yo churchlady gf, and you're telling em a 30 is a hag? Frick you, zoomer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If she's above 20, she's a hag.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Of course she is, any non virgin is,and you can find them under 18 easily nowadays. But bragging about getting a qt young hag? Frick off, man. I'm spending hours awake at night seriously comtenplating going for my 50-60 hag. This is a serious topic to ponder.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bro, you're not going for a hag, you're going for a relic. Don't you want kids?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's what I'm honestly pondering. Should I really pass on my brown manlet autistic genes? Should I even try to take a qt fertile zoomette out of the market for some white chad to bleach? Maybe I should take her off the Black person market! Now you gave me something to think about...

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Good god man. Get yourself together.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >That's what I'm honestly pondering. Should I really pass on my brown manlet autistic genes? Should I even try to take a qt fertile zoomette out of the market for some white chad to bleach? Maybe I should take her off the Black person market! Now you gave me something to think about...
            No you shouldn't pass your genes if you're ugly and autistic. That would be cruel to your children. But you don't need a hag. Just get a novinha zoomer and make her take birth control. Or you get a vasectomy.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Like I said, I'd go for a hot (good genes) girl, and her genes wouldn't pass. Maybe I should let her find a chad instead.
            >birth control
            >vasectomy
            Yeah, I'm not foing to frick her brain or my balls just to get some. I'm not a israelite.

            Good god man. Get yourself together.

            Yea. I know I'm fricked up, hence me arguinf with OP on how simpler his conundrum is than mine.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are officially moronic. Congratulations. You've made it.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pump some kids into her asap

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you even meet a virgin woman? Any woman who goes in public or has a social life or is on apps will not be a virgin. A woman has to be a total shut-in to be a virgin at 30. Right?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    > Not Antonio Banderas

    That's almost my fricking dream, shame i am in a influence trafficking where people make me want to get rammed and the ass and eating shit for breakfast.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>She's out of touch with zoomer culture and I have to teach her everything
    >>she's a bit too shy sometimes
    >>She doesn't use makeup much
    >>She has low self-esteem sometimes
    >>She thinks calling her mommy is weird
    These are all pros, you moronic homosexual.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WRONG FORUM BEANER

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >She's out of touch with zoomer culture
    Why is that a bad thing?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >She doesn't use makeup much
    Good
    >She thinks calling her mommy is weird
    It is
    >won't cheat on me because she's too socially crippled
    c**t: don't think that way. She'll end up too busy with work if you think like that.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >She's out of touch with zoomer culture and I have to teach her everything

    This is not a con

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm grooming an academic hag
    they all seem to be Capricorn tho

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A woman in her 30 will never anything remotely like your pic
    You’re israeli

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >is an autistic
    >will comfort me when im feeling down
    Thats where your larp fricked up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >autistic means literally with the autism mental disorder
      tourists are such a pain

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the great hyperborean ancestors compels you mediterranean hagdemon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Back in ancient Rome marrying a 30+ Vestal Virgin was a mark of aristocracy and tradition

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How do you make an Italian woman pregnant?
            Jerk off on her shoes and let the flies do the work.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How do you make a Canadian woman pregnant? You bring a dog home and let him do the rest.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hagmaxxing is a israeli psyop to get zoomers to frick old crusty prostitutes instead of fertile 15 year olds. Only with the Agarthaian counter-psyop aka dickymaxxing can we save the white race.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick them zoomers, man. Let the cunnies boomermaxx with me.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Flowers love sunshine

    Its possible that you are not larping & she is a shy virg, which is like 0,0001 % exception among woman. But!!! If they were unable to find a hubby in 30 years. An autist or incel will most likely never come close to satisfying her

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Out of touch with zoomer culture is not a con, you moronic zoomer israelite.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    put babies in her
    before it's too late

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, that expiration date be wildin

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know its fake from the very first pro but I honestly hope it isn't and you found happiness bro.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It isn't, she told me she has never been in a relationship before. I know plenty of other women like her from other countries.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shes lying to you. Stop being a gullible mongoloid.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cope and seethe

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >banging dim hags
    This better not be my boy Argie.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    sage

    I feel like you are lying

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can still have babies
    Yeah for like 2 more weeks and whatever baby she does make is going to have 3 legs, 1 arm, and half a brain

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >She thinks calling her mommy is weird
    because it is

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the fact that she's a virgin makes this based, happy for you anon
    no hymen no diamond

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>She doesn't use makeup much
    this is a positive, zoomie

    >>can still have babies
    not for long if you don't get busy
    You're not hagmaxing unless you are making them pregnant. Otherwise you're just a weak sauce tourist. I mean literally weak sauce. Her sun has already set. Geriatric pregnancy is over 30. If you can't hack it then hand her off to a friend who can.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Geriatric pregnancy is over 30.
      It's over 35 actually, also her mom had her at 36 and she turned out fine

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >she turned out fine
        its not a matter of development
        it's a matter of it happening at all

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's only 32 and I don't want many kids anyway. Two will be enough.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >she turned out fine
        I thought you said she was autistic

        https://i.imgur.com/qHf4g5z.jpeg

        I hagmaxxed and got an older gf, here's my experience so far:

        Pros:
        >is an autistic nerd and still a virgin in her 30s
        >she's not fat
        >she's not ugly
        >has many hobbies and a mature personality
        >will play with me
        >will comfort me when I'm feeling down
        >is curious to learn about me
        >can still have babies
        >can cook
        >has money and a house
        >won't cheat on me because she's too socially crippled to get a normie bf and she doesn't like normies

        Cons:
        >She's out of touch with zoomer culture and I have to teach her everything
        >she's a bit too shy sometimes
        >she sends pictures of movie actors and chads to others
        >She doesn't use makeup much
        >She has low self-esteem sometimes
        >She thinks calling her mommy is weird
        >She gets too busy with her remote job sometimes

        Idk if I should be worried about her liking movie actors, I know I'm her first bf but I think it's fair to let her be because I also post sexy women online

        You have to be really weird for chads and bvlls not to frick your pussy hole.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Autistic means socially awkward

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No it doesn't

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Autism has been used as a synonym of social awkwardness for decades over here. It doesn't literally mean being autistic, it means being weird in a way that makes you stand out.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Does she pick her nose and eat it?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No she's normal except she doesn't fit into normie society and doesn't want to fit in jfc

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do you shave her back before she goes to her “remote work”?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds autistic

            Autistic people may:

            >find it hard to communicate and interact with other people
            >find it hard to understand how other people think or feel
            >find things like bright lights or loud noises overwhelming, stressful or uncomfortable
            get anxious or upset about unfamiliar situations and social events
            >take longer to understand information
            do or think the same things over and over

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then I'm more "autistic" than her because I get constant mood swings and overthink stuff if she's not around lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, you are just down syndrome. Fun larp though. Jannies probably gonna nuke it soon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/autism/what-is-autism/

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >remote job
    a travelling prostitute nice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, she translates YA novels. I'm reading one of her books right now.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does she have a hairy back?

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >She's out of touch with zoomer culture and I have to teach her everything
    >she's a bit too shy sometimes
    >She doesn't use makeup much
    >She has low self-esteem sometimes
    >She thinks calling her mommy is weird
    I fail to see how these are cons

    I have low self esteem too so I wouldn't mind. Other than that, all this are pros

    I'll take her instead, how about that?

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >She's out of touch with zoomer culture
    >"Con"
    gay

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >She gets too busy with her remote job sometimes
    Hmmmmmm

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good job jannies

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Im just replying to someone in a dead thread

    [...]

    Its not just the Mexico-Japan or generally Mexican-Asian relationships dating way back but also that Native Americans and Asians share a similar genetic make-up, something that traces back when humans decided to frick off from Africa, Central Europe and West Asia, and apparently a large chunk of the same type of populations that evolved into current Asians crossed across the Bering Strait, the further south you go, the more shared genes between Asians and American Natives you can find. The concentration somewhat peaks near Peru but generally speaking the high-point is found mostly across the range from Bolivia all the way up to Colombia (of course including the countries nearby). Imagine this as a circle. But remember, these "odd ones" can be found across all of Latam.
    That's also why some modern Latinas can look so damn Asian despite probably having a hotpot of genes and probably next to zero modern Asian heritage. Of course, depending on the region these occurences can go from somewhat common to almost never seen when we talk local levels across different latam countries. And because Latinos can be so damn mixed sometimes these genes just pop the frick up at random like 3-4 generations later, and not just the "le asian look", there's a known meme across Latam about guys with lots of bros and sis and if you line them up, they can go from African-dark to Porcelain white and the parents are all brown, and apparently the inheritance comes from some great grandpas or sometimes all the way down to conquistador era rapes. It's so fricking funny and I have seen it myself, also it's some chameleon-tier bullshit because the more exposed to the sun they get, the more "perma-brown" some of them get, because of the genes that control melination, thus some might say that "they were white-ish" when younger, not a joke but it's just that the guys have been under the sun so much that they legitimately just made their skin give them a protective color coating.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not even mad, appropiate reaction anon.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, I did read all of it.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick are the jannies?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably enjoying this summergay getting dabbed on

  44. 3 weeks ago
    sage

    Kys moron

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >She doesn't use makeup much
    >She thinks calling her mommy is weird

    These aren't cons, and anyone who had a healthy childhood relationship with their parents thinks calling a girl mommy is weird.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >virgin in her 30s
    Anon I have crypto shitcoins to sell you, mad returns ensured.

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