>I have a boyfriend.

>I have a boyfriend.
Literally how do you even respond to that?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hard rape and maybe murder

    in minecraft

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i know, it's me

      woah might be a little too based

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ok whatever
    and you stop talking to her it's that simple

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally how do you even respond to that?
    I just say okay. Women always have boyfriends. It doesn't surprise or phase me anymore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      9 times of 10, they don't actually have a bf. Just a passive way to say not interested.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Ok, never mind."

    Than step back

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Oh me too"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's kinda gay originali

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >asking a bunch of virgins how to talk to women
    Yeah good luck with that, anon

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That's not at all relevant. What I asked was, "why do you look like pop-rock musician Avril Lavigne, circa 2003 or so?"

    It's THAT easy. that is her, right? she must be in her 40's, maybe even early 50's... don't even need to google to know, yeah, would. sk8r hag sexoo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      late 30s I think, she still looks better than the average 20s woman

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >b-b-but im 6'3

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's actually a good thing. What's worse is when they string you along for the attention/validation. The one and only girl I dated did this to me and I was too autistic/stupid to see that she had no interest whatsoever. You should be thanking them for not wasting your time.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >chop off his dick
    >"girlfriend now"

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the FRICK are you not already friends enough with her to know if she is dating?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's suicide, you can never be friends with girls.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Walk away while knowing she's lying because she doesn't want to say "no" to me either because she's trying to not making me feel sad or to picture herself as a person who would accept me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"no" to me either because she's trying to not making me feel sad
      I feel worse when they do this. Cuz it feels like they think I'm dumb AND ugly. It comes off as insulting.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"no" to me either because she's trying to not making me feel sad
      I feel worse when they do this. Cuz it feels like they think I'm dumb AND ugly. It comes off as insulting.

      Than wtf do you say if you actually had a boyfriend? I remember I tried telling a co worker who was hitting on me I had a boyfriend (which is true, we are still together) and he literally told me he did not care and would not leave me alone.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You say that you have a boyfriend because its true
        The problem only applies when a girl is lying

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Immediately respond by crying throwing a massive autistic shitfit and rolling on the sidewalk and thrreating to kill myself until she agrees to cheat on her bf out of pity.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just stop talking and move on.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You respond like that britbong comedy video where the guy says "frick you" and drops her bags he was carrying, among other things in various scenarios.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    360 and walk away, and then take a glance back at her with a side eye, my sword appears to move about in inch in its sheathe and almost instantly her head begins to slide off of her neck, then i teleport away while tipping my hat which i was wearing the whole time

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "only one bf? I am surprised"

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i wasn't hitting on you.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care, wanna have coitus?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Does he control who you're allowed to talk to?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally how do you even respond to that?
    drop my pants and show my 9 inches wiener

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ugh frick I just coomed to some candid woman's social media pictures

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Completely flood my shorts with liquid shit and keep staring at her while breathing heavily.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I have a boyfriend.
    Is he into threesomes?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >so?
    >I don't see him here
    >I won't tell him
    Basically just act unfazed as if anything she says has no meaning.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just tell her you're not interested in her either

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thats wonderful but I just want a refill

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