I HAVE A SMALL DICK. I'M ONLY SEVEN INCHES

I HAVE A SMALL DICK
I'M ONLY SEVEN INCHES

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

CRIME Shirt $21.68

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ok then prove it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i can't i'm not horny
      i am sad
      because i have a SMALL DICK

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can see where that might not be enough for Aqua's ass

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Dicks 7in
    >failed the toilet roll test
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    6.75 (7 cope) club here, should i just rope

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    MY DICK IS ONLY SEVEN INCHES LONG AND IM ASHAMED YEAH
    SIZE ALWAYS MATTER (YUH)
    IT ALWAYS MATTERS (YUH)

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lol try having one thats 3 inches hard less than an inch soft

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      7 INCHES IS ALSO MICRO DICK
      YOU NEED 2 BE 9 INCHES MINIMUM
      YEAH

      MY DICK IS ONLY SEVEN INCHES LONG AND IM ASHAMED YEAH
      SIZE ALWAYS MATTER (YUH)
      IT ALWAYS MATTERS (YUH)

      YEAH
      if your under 9 inches you should DIE

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        hmm big if true
        sounds like you should just get on estrogen and micromax your pp and become some dude with a 10 inch wieners wife or something

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          WHY WOULD I WANT MY DICK 2 BE SMALLER?????

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            lmao obviously its not gonna get any bigger :3

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            BUT I DONT WANT TO BE SMALLER
            I WANT TO BE BIGGER

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            tough shit lol its over homie

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I NEED A 20 INCH DICK

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            are you gay by chance? kinda funny how you are so wiener obsessed maybe you just need to get dicked down i think

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            WHY WOU;LDN'T I BE OBSESSED
            I HAVE A SMALL DICK
            IF I HAD A NORMAL DICK I WOULDN'T NEED TO COMPLAIN

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            hmm i diagnose you with bottom

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            HOW TF AM I A BOTTOM?????
            I JUST WANT A BIG DICK

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            damn homie you are whiny as frick! you know some guys like that...right?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'M NOT FRICKING GAY homie
            TF U TALKING ABOUT
            I WANT SATTISFY A GIRL WITH A BIG DICK

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ya let me get uhhhh one mating press and a side of aftercare cuddles dawg

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            BRUH MY homie THINKS IM A PUSSY DELIVERY SERVICE
            BROTHA I JUST WANT A BIG ASS DICK NOT THE TINY AS DICK I GOT IS IT SO DIFICULT TO UNDERSTAND MY DAWG?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            alright im going to bed good luck with your small penis or whatever

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just get a gf that's a pedo so she can pretend your tiny dick's a child's penis

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Recently got told by a girl that she doesn't like when I'm fully hard during sex because it's "too big" and it hurts her
    >I measured today and I'm 7.5 inches or so long with about a 6-ish inch circumference
    I can't imagine actually having a big dick, like 8.5 inches or something.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I swear that ever since I started wageslaving daily, my penis has shrunk. By at least 25% over a period of 4 years.
    My libido crashed, too, I only fap like once a month. Even then it feels like an obligation, just to purge hormones and horny thoughts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      have you tried working out more?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My job is physical warehouse work
        I've lost weight since I started

        Ah frick it's Monday again isn't it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          exercise should make ur libido stronger not weaker

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know this is satire but normies are really starting to think like this we fricked up everything is doomed

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *