I have a tinder date with a 38 year old soon

I have a tinder date with a 38 year old soon

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how do you get tinder dates? i haven't been able to get a single one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is the first one I've actually gotten, assuming they don't flake. I've only had success cold approaching IRL

      And they're always older than me IRL too. Never even slept with anyone within 5 years of my age.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >This is the first one I've actually gotten, assuming they don't flake. I've only had success cold approaching IRL
        >And they're always older than me IRL too. Never even slept with anyone within 5 years of my age.
        Wtf, are you literally me

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Wtf, are you literally me
          They either think I'm a cute boy or someone they can easily run circles around. And they do

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Be attractive and nebulous.

      I have no fricking clue what they want on there, but I know you can't be interesting and funny or put effort into your profile or convos at first. You gotta have what the kids call rizz, or just be a himbo

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pffft. Big deal. She's as desperate as you are.
    Gl with that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's old enough to be my mother lmao. Thats kinda sad too. Like you're 39? Where is your husband? Where are your kids?

      99.9% chance she just wants to smash. Women do not date younger seriously

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this, she's 38, she doesn't have time to mess around, treat her nicely but make ask outright "your place or mine?" if she wants to drag her feet she doesn't get off from sex, she gets off on the power of being desired. cut her off for a while and hit her up later and she'll frick or won't but don't waste time, because if you play her game she'll drag it out indefinitely

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That happened to me with another older girl not that long ago. Eventually told her to frick off for wasting my time

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's old enough to be my mother lmao. Thats kinda sad too. Like you're 39? Where is your husband? Where are your kids?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm dating one the same age rn, she literally has a daughter the same age as me. I'm 19 btw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lmaooo that almost happened to me but I stopped talking to her because she probably would've given me an std. Should've been with her daughter, not her!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ask to frick her daughter in a threesome

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm dating a 45 year old, shit is cash, don't knock her up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what's good about it? what's her bodycount before you? how hard does she frick? is she kinky?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >what's good about it?
        I've been into milfs for a long time, she's like the exact type i wanted to find, amazing body, sweet, shy
        >what's her bodycount before you?
        3, she was in a very long term relationship
        >how hard does she frick?
        She's very shy, so I've had to teach her a lot and bring her out of her shell. It's always very passionate and heavy, we usually go for at least an hour at a time
        >is she kinky?
        A little, but I'm kind of vanilla anyway, we just like passionate sex over anything

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          post her nudes, does she shave? does she swallow cum and piss? Is she desperate to get kids?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make sure to bring your own condoms, so they can't be poked. Also no finishing in any hole for good measures.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck OP, make sure you empty your balls inside her.

      Good luck anon I hope she likes you

      I had a vasectomy last year so I only have to worry about STDs.. It's tempting though.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good luck OP, make sure you empty your balls inside her.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good luck anon I hope she likes you

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Millennial milfs aren't as hot or interesting as their boomer moms were in their 30s. Theyre all basically used up bawds, while most of the single boomer women were mom-bod divorcees.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well that's about as good as I can do apparently. I need some fucc or I'm gonna go mad it's been 7 months

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Good luck regardless. Hopefully she's got a hot mombod at least.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Probably the first girl with a body worthy of my own!! I wish I could get a gym girl tbh, I lift at home though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm gonna go mad it's been 7 months
        lmao the state of this board

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'll do you one better. I could've conceivably had sex in that time if I lowered my standards and slept with gross people, but I refused

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i hope she has proper hygiene, most old b***hes dont wash their teeth or even their asses, they smell putrid like sweat and poop or wear caked up make up, hope this not happens to you tho, it happened to me a few times

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've only slept with 2 people but one of them smelled. A third one looked amazing but she also smelled so i did not sleep with her

      Shits fricked. My hygiene is better as a dude

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, shit sucks

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