i have a wife and 2 houses and never got kissed in HS. whats your excuse?

i have a wife and 2 houses and never got kissed in HS. whats your excuse?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't afford a mail order wife from the Philippines.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm sick of these hoes

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s sucks you missed out OP. High school romance is different. Something about the innocence of it, the ignorance, the uncertainty. I’m in my 30s now with multiple children but I still find my high school romances creeping into my memory’s. The love never felt real after that, everything just felt like a script and it was a script I had already read.

    I’d give everything I have to experience a high school romance just one last time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. Women aren't the same after they've been with too many guys. Back then it's different because you both really enjoy the experience

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      High school "romances" suck you larping homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine peaking in high school

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I see teens canoodling in parks or somewhere hidden in public and never got to experience that.

      Am a homosexual and things are much different for us but I never got to experience that romance. homosexuals just want to jump into butt sex.

      It must be okay to rope, I can't live like this and it gets much worse as you age.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >peaked in high school
      sad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was the idealism OP, youth romances feel so full of promise from the imaginings of your young ignorance - this is reality, you make the best of it and do mushrooms occasionally and do pick-up pickle ball matches on the weekends

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been thinking about this recently. I had a girlfriend in highschool that I was in love with. We were together 4 years, until after we graduated then broke up. This was over ten years ago, and I never felt the same way about a girl after that. Until recently. There's a girl I haven't met, but am getting the same feelings I had in my high school relationship. At least now I know it's still possible.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well I've got one of those things covered

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm on my second wife and fifth kid and I had sex a lot in highschool. No house though, I'm broke

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kek took me a second to get the joke
    based gaytch

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i have a 4000sqft house that's paid for, 500k in the bank, two $80,000 trucks i bought outright last year, a custom 4 player arcade with every game ever released, a video pinball machine just like it, 2 girlfriends, a super computer that runs the living room and streams to every tv in the house. last night, i found a dude who has molds of the 89 keaton suit. mannequin will be here wednesday. suit should be done in march. divorced two years ago.

    i dropped out of highschool freshman year to start a business and mack hos on aol instant messenger.

    my middle school bully had to come over and get knee deep in my septic tank while his boss was yelling at him.

    life is good, bros. just try happening to it instead of letting it happen to you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >First kiss at 23
      >Hot Catholic college girl
      >Married her
      >Took her virginity
      >4 kids
      >1 house
      >Work from home as a shekelmancer because I majored in Finance.

      Feels good man.

      I have a wife and 9 rentals of a total of 54 investment assets and a wife and baby boy and I'm 33 and I'm 5'9 and my dad is a rural Michigan pill popper who never had $600 at one time and my mom cleaned hotels and I have fricked over 225 femoids across 39 countries starting in HS and I have sinned immeasurably and have repented before the Christian God and declared Him my Lord and sought mercy from His judgment

      What's your excuse?

      why do normies like to brag here so much : The average poltard couldn't care less as they are still living with their moms.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're obviously lying homosexual why would a successful person be on NSFFW, don't give credence to their delusions

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my dad works at Nintendo

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >First kiss at 23
    >Hot Catholic college girl
    >Married her
    >Took her virginity
    >4 kids
    >1 house
    >Work from home as a shekelmancer because I majored in Finance.

    Feels good man.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a wife and 9 rentals of a total of 54 investment assets and a wife and baby boy and I'm 33 and I'm 5'9 and my dad is a rural Michigan pill popper who never had $600 at one time and my mom cleaned hotels and I have fricked over 225 femoids across 39 countries starting in HS and I have sinned immeasurably and have repented before the Christian God and declared Him my Lord and sought mercy from His judgment

    What's your excuse?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ive had two wives & got no houses

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a Wendy's chef making $219k a year and I assfrick cheerleaders on the weekends. What's your excuse? Now do a 360° and walk away, punk.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Larping homosexuals ITT
    All of you are 5’4 overweight Mexicans

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eh. If no girl wanted me in hs when I was at my physical peak, no woman would want me now

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had sex for the first time at 15 with a girl at school and I have no job and am borderline homeless, also single.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I self-induced my own jadedness toward reality and subsequently banadoned most principles that would have led me to stable relationship with a borderline sane and comparatively normal woman. Now I am riddled with stds and maladaptive reasoning for which I cannot find complacency.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >banadoned
      Stop using big words moron

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My first sexual experience was at 7 years old with a neighbor's daughter. Today I'm an ascetic hermit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when I was in high school my younger sister's friend's (also in high school) dad was an butthole to me for no apparent reason so I flirted with his daughter and finger fricked her just to get back at the dad

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i am a 5'2 balding indian janitor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I probably wouldn't mind being a janitor if no one ever talked to me

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All the good women are gone already at my age and I don't want to settle for a prostitute.

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