I have an older gf, here's my experience so far:. Pros:. >is an autistic nerd and still a virgin in her 30s

I have an older gf, here's my experience so far:

Pros:
>is an autistic nerd and still a virgin in her 30s
>she's not fat
>she's not ugly
>has many hobbies and a mature personality
>will play with me
>will comfort me when I'm feeling down
>is curious to learn about me
>can still have babies
>can cook
>has money and a house
>won't cheat on me because she's too socially crippled to get a normie bf and she doesn't like normies

Cons:
>She's out of touch with zoomer culture and I have to teach her everything
>she's a bit too shy sometimes
>she sends pictures of movie actors and chads to others
>She doesn't use makeup much
>She has low self-esteem sometimes
>She thinks calling her mommy is weird
>She gets too busy with her remote job sometimes

Idk if I should be worried about her liking movie actors, I know I'm her first bf but I think it's fair to let her be because I also post sexy women online

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mother fricker picked himself up a lisa gf
    >anon has acquired the actual witch gf
    You bastard. You're the dream. It's not fair.
    It's not fair! All I get is saintly girls and goody two shoes! Why?! WHY?!? WHERE IS MY LORDESS OF THE LEFT HAND!!!!
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She doesn't look like Lisa lol. The Internet is full of socially crippled women in their 30s.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You fricked up satan. You got a lemon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ud8SvkP.jpeg

      I have an older gf, here's my experience so far:

      Pros:
      >is an autistic nerd and still a virgin in her 30s
      >she's not fat
      >she's not ugly
      >has many hobbies and a mature personality
      >will play with me
      >will comfort me when I'm feeling down
      >is curious to learn about me
      >can still have babies
      >can cook
      >has money and a house
      >won't cheat on me because she's too socially crippled to get a normie bf and she doesn't like normies

      Cons:
      >She's out of touch with zoomer culture and I have to teach her everything
      >she's a bit too shy sometimes
      >she sends pictures of movie actors and chads to others
      >She doesn't use makeup much
      >She has low self-esteem sometimes
      >She thinks calling her mommy is weird
      >She gets too busy with her remote job sometimes

      Idk if I should be worried about her liking movie actors, I know I'm her first bf but I think it's fair to let her be because I also post sexy women online

      I am not talking about her looks! Lisa is a PERSONALITY!!!!
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >She's out of touch with zoomer culture and I have to teach her everything
    That's a pro to me. Ahhhhh, where do I find one....

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ahhhhh, where do I find one....
      Try looking on socials in your area. These girls stay at home, you won't find them in clubs or at work.

      zoomer culture blows anon why are you teaching her shit like Skibbidi Toilet and Tik Tok NPCS?

      I'm teaching her NSFFW zoomer culture lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >socials in your area
        What does that mean? Like gatherings?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >What does that mean? Like gatherings?
          That you have to find a girl who lives in your country first to ask her to meet later.

          [...]
          I am not talking about her looks! Lisa is a PERSONALITY!!!!
          AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

          I didn't play the chink spyware, I don't know if what I greentexted matches the character lol
          >Your generation has nothing of value anon just admit it
          My gen has tradLARPing and spiritual awakening

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >That you have to find a girl who lives in your country first to ask her to meet later
            Did you mean social media? How would you even identify one that you feel you can get along with?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Those are shit anon, your generation wants dumb shit that you've never even fricking seen because you lack for imagination

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >My gen has tradLARPing and spiritual awakening
            Oh my fricking God! A self aware Zoomer! YOU FRICKING BASTAAAARD!!!!!!!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/ud8SvkP.jpeg

            I have an older gf, here's my experience so far:

            Pros:
            >is an autistic nerd and still a virgin in her 30s
            >she's not fat
            >she's not ugly
            >has many hobbies and a mature personality
            >will play with me
            >will comfort me when I'm feeling down
            >is curious to learn about me
            >can still have babies
            >can cook
            >has money and a house
            >won't cheat on me because she's too socially crippled to get a normie bf and she doesn't like normies

            Cons:
            >She's out of touch with zoomer culture and I have to teach her everything
            >she's a bit too shy sometimes
            >she sends pictures of movie actors and chads to others
            >She doesn't use makeup much
            >She has low self-esteem sometimes
            >She thinks calling her mommy is weird
            >She gets too busy with her remote job sometimes

            Idk if I should be worried about her liking movie actors, I know I'm her first bf but I think it's fair to let her be because I also post sexy women online

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NSFFW Zoomer culture is just Millennial NSFFW culture but with less calling people moronic Black folk and more /misc/ shit.

        Your generation has nothing of value anon just admit it. You're all too dumb, ruined by a world where tech was so readily available and easy that you can't create anything.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > #
        >4cuck Zoomer culture is just Millennial 4cuck culture but with less calling people moronic Black folk and more /misc/ shit.
        >Your generation has nothing of value anon just admit it. You're all too dumb, ruined by a world where tech was so readily available and easy that you can't create anything.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I het dis gif

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zoomer culture blows anon why are you teaching her shit like Skibbidi Toilet and Tik Tok NPCS?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Skibidi toilet is the GOAT though

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >my gf is a virgin
    How come you guys haven't had sex?

    >she likes looking at movie actors
    That's normal and you can't make a big deal out of that if you look at hot women and watch porn

    >shy
    >have to teach her zoomer culture
    >low self esteem
    This is cute tbh

    >doesn't like being called mommy
    This is abysmal it's over

    Overall she sounds nice and I'm happy for you anon but also extremely jelly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This is abysmal it's over
      I will try asking her another time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also can I ask how you met her anon?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How to meet older autistic lady who will put up with me being a loser?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >That you have to find a girl who lives in your country first to ask her to meet later
      Did you mean social media? How would you even identify one that you feel you can get along with?

      I've been saying it all the time, you can't meet those weird girls easily in real life. You have to find them online and then plan to meet up with them. I had a stroke of luck because our interests matched and she contacted me because she wanted to know about me.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm asking you where you found them lol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          On X, I tried looking on /soc/ and reddit but they were either normalgays, living in different countries, or socially moronic to the point of becoming homeless on the streets

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How does X work when it comes to stuff like this? I don't know how people interact on there

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            On X, I tried looking on /soc/ and reddit but they were either normalgays, living in different countries, or socially moronic to the point of becoming homeless on the streets

            Yeah how the frick do you do that? I have a fake twitter i might make my real twitter if there is a chance

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sometimes you will find a stacy from your country whining about how there are no good men left and if she's followed by other girls they might see your post and get interested in you. I was just complaining back about how I couldn't find a single girl who shared any of my hobbies and I got contacted by my current gf who teasingly asked to marry me. It was an hilarious coincidence honestly, but I can see the pattern here.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >if she's followed by other girls
            I'm not sure how I'll even get followed by girls in the first place.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if you stand out enough to attract other autists you will

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >if you stand out enough to attract other autists
            Not sure how I'll do that cuz I'm very nerdy about a sport and very few people are gonna be interested in analysis about the sport or sharing training tips, especially when said sport is very much male dominated.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i thought all sports had female leagues

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fricking normalgay
    i am actually going to die a virgin
    how are you guys doing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zizek an incel?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i dunno the pic seems really old also he's probably lying for women's pity or maybe just virginity is something that is relateable to socially rejected kids.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the biggest stealth boasting post I have ever seen in my life. I wish you the best and I hope you fricking die!

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in her 30s
    >>not fat
    >>not ugly
    Stopped reading there

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a virgin in her 30s
    >has gf
    Yeah?

    Where is she from?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uhm, Italy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Italy
        Aren't you here a few days ago saying that she lives in the south and you'll take her from there and will go live up in the north since you're flesh out college?

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