I just found out that women have a word for getting cumdumped like a single use sex toy and they call it a "situationship".

I just found out that women have a word for getting cumdumped like a single use sex toy and they call it a "situationship".

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah that's what happens when they have casual sex with Chadderino outside their league and think they will secure the ltr
    Many such cases

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The implication here is that they refuse to call it what it is, because they just can't live outside the fantasy. Women are completely detached from reality.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yes unlike men who totally live in objective reality. get real

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No incel ever deluded himself of his self worth, they know exactly where they stand

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >No incel ever deluded himself of his self worth
            obviously untrue for many reasons first of all being that the notion of self worth cannot be objectively measured and is in itself a fantasy construct.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I bet you thought that would sound really smart. You're being obtuse on purpose

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >the value of an ugly male cannot be objectively measured, he is as valuable as a handsome, tall, blonde Chad, trust me.

            Thats great! Now go tell women that.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            women are not a homgeneous group and assess the "value" of men differently. Additionally, you can influence a womans assessment of you by behaving in different ways. True some men might statistically have it easier than others, but this is still far from being an objective and universal value assessment. Also you shouldn't be worrying about what "women" want, because you should be focusing on whatever individual you are targeting specifically, and adjusting your strategy according to their idiosyncratic personality.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >women are not a homgeneous group and assess the "value" of men differently

            Lol

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            This is about as objectively true a statement as you can make about women, yet you reject it. Not very rational is it?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >This is about as objectively true a statement as you can make about women
            Nah. I've seen better. Example

            >women only want chad

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The implication here is that they refuse to call it what it is, because they just can't live outside the fantasy. Women are completely detached from reality.

      That wasn't my understanding of it. What I think it means, is that a woman has an ongoing sexual relationship with a guy, but they aren't in a mutually agreed relationship (romantic boyfriend-girlfriend one). So, the term "situationship" comes from the uncertainty of how the other person sees the relation, or what that other person would like for it to progress to.

      women are the gatekeepers of sex and chads are the gatekeepers of relationships.

      women are completely delusional to the fact that chad would only ever settle down with a virgin and he's just getting as much pussy as possible before doing that

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think virginity is something that men in western nations care about that much, at least from the research I've seen. It's more cultural, than innately biological, like attraction to youth or beauty. But one strange thing that I've never seen studied with the same level of rigor, is the impact of female sexual experience on male attraction to them (it's different than just virginity, because it's more general). It seems like plenty of men wouldn't like to date a girl with a lot of previous sexual partners, so it could probably make for a good hypothesis to test.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Chad settles down with someone who makes him breakfast in the morning after they frick.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          aka nobody because not a single western woman knows how to cook anymore

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Chad will find them, but you aren't wrong. Every "Situationship" is little more than "I keep offering him my holes, why doesn't he want to take me out in public?"

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Almost. It's not a one time thing, it's when they continue to make their holes available and keep offering their holes on call hoping it might escalate.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    literally all popular songs from female artists are about situationships

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    And incels have a word for their excuses, it's called "blackpills"

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That wasn't my understanding of it. What I think it means, is that a woman has an ongoing sexual relationship with a guy, but they aren't in a mutually agreed relationship (romantic boyfriend-girlfriend one). So, the term "situationship" comes from the uncertainty of how the other person sees the relation, or what that other person would like for it to progress to.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      women are the gatekeepers of sex and chads are the gatekeepers of relationships.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Back in my day we just called each other frick buddies or friends with benefits. You knew were a couple when you presented as a couple in front of an existing friend group.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >What I think it means, is that a woman has an ongoing sexual relationship with a guy, but they aren't in a mutually agreed relationship (romantic boyfriend-girlfriend one). So, the term "situationship" comes from the uncertainty of how the other person sees the relation

      I think this is getting closer to the definition, but I think it tips over into a "situationship" when the girl is aware that there are other girls moving in and out of the guy's life.

      If it's Chad and he's fricking other girls at the same time? Wow, what a "situation".

      If he has a baby mama and needs to crash at her place sometimes because he's a periodically homeless criminal and bum? Wow, that's another "situation".

      There are also a handful of relationship types that don't involve another girl but still rise to the level of this term:

      If "technically" she has a restraining order against him, but periodically gets drunk and texts him to come over and frick her? Ay carumba, what a "situation"!

      If she lies on her SNAP application and says they aren't together, but he sleeps over 6 nights a week, and only disappears when they're being investigated for benefits fraud - oh my gosh, what a "situation"!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This guy is right, the key element of a "situationship" is chaos. The chaos of cheating, the chaos of screaming baby mamas, the chaos of police arrivals at 2 AM.

        Just getting pumped and dumped doesn't do it.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i wish i fricked my situationship

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't that just called an affair?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no it's when girls delude themselves into thinking they can start a relationship with their hookup

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, rip this generation

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Idk man, women try to stay hip and young so I've seen women approaching their 40s use gen z lingo lol. Nothing as jarring as seeing a 34 year old woman talk about her latest situationship.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's a fantasy. Women have no trouble deluding themselves that their one night stands with various chads will eventually blossom into something. They genuinely believe that they're entitled to that kind of a male, just because Chad has a slow friday night and had the appetite to go for a little dumpster diving. If they even had to consider the idea of settling for something like you, they would resent you for it until the end of your life. You would definitely feel it.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes they call themselves crushing on you a situationship as well I've learned, even though you don't like them back, they consider it some sort of relationship

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