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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be quiet, no you don't

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >foids will never look at my posts like this
    why live

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol I'm literally doing it right now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i uh
        uhm
        t-thanks

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is she in the hospital?
    is it a brain hospital?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a psych ward. Originally

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds cute. May I have a peek?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope you can't! I can't show my body to random people! If you care, well, I'm small sized. I sadly don't have big boobs and yeah. But being naked is fun!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Nope you can't!
        Aw 🙁
        >I can't show my body to random people!
        But think about how hot that would be. I bet you look so beautiful right now.
        >If you care, well, I'm small sized. I sadly don't have big boobs and yeah.
        You're making yourself sound extremely cute.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm small sized. I sadly don't have big boobs and yeah. But being naked is fun!
          I want to slurp you all up :3 Small boobs are beautiful, nothing to be sad about.

          >I'm small sized. I sadly don't have big boobs and yeah.
          How small are you? Sounds like I can have you sit on my shoulders or just swing you around. Also boobs can be cute no matter the size.

          You guys have rizz that would make any vegana dry and shrivel up and retract into itself for days. You sound like some facebook pajeets

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Show us how it's done then, Romeo.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            in any of these posts, whichever one was you
            [...]
            [...]
            [...]
            [...]
            [...]

            >Romeo didn't deliver
            So you're just talking shit, huh?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >mass reply shit post looking to put down other people
            Had a bad day?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not to put people down. Just letting you know that talking to a woman like a you're a little baby needing to suck titty for milky and using cute widdle faces like :3 like some mommy issues weirdo is not attractive in any way, and is in fact completely repulsive. Telling you this so you can refrain from doing this to someone you meet in real life who might actually matter

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Just letting you know that talking to a woman like a you're a little baby needing to suck titty for milky and using cute widdle faces like :3 like some mommy issues weirdo is not attractive in any way, and is in fact completely repulsive.
            But I didn't do that at all

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he cant see it
            yeah it's over for you

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >yeah it's over for you
            Mind showing me where I did it?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            in any of these posts, whichever one was you

            >Nope you can't!
            Aw 🙁
            >I can't show my body to random people!
            But think about how hot that would be. I bet you look so beautiful right now.
            >If you care, well, I'm small sized. I sadly don't have big boobs and yeah.
            You're making yourself sound extremely cute.

            >I'm small sized. I sadly don't have big boobs and yeah. But being naked is fun!
            I want to slurp you all up :3 Small boobs are beautiful, nothing to be sad about.

            >I'm small sized. I sadly don't have big boobs and yeah.
            How small are you? Sounds like I can have you sit on my shoulders or just swing you around. Also boobs can be cute no matter the size.

            >More than hot, I think I like the idea of erotism. I also like to feel that naked I am like a fae. Silly me but it's funny.
            You're such a tease! You're a Teasing Malteser. You're getting me all worked up. How about just one pic, my fae? The desire is killing me.

            >Sorry I can't show anything 🙂
            Ahhh you're killing me!
            >I didn't know there were men interested in this type of body
            Of course they are, you silly billy.
            >I have nice hips, I'm just small and flatchested.
            Gosh, I want you so bad.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The middle one. What should I have said?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ok that one's not as bad as the others. I think it's just odd to talk obsess how "small and cute" she is.. Like if you said that on a dating app you would get ghosted

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh I was under the impression you should compliment a girl on her looks. Should I limit that to her hair and just general figure (i.e body curves)? What should I compliment a girl on looks-wise? Don't worry I'll compliment her personality too.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't worry, bro. I got you. Here's game that all the zoomer chicks fall for. Just say this:
            >You're so skibiddi
            >You're so gyat
            >You're so fanum
            >You're so wap

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Instruct us on the optimal approach, mr casanova. We don't wanna be running around making girls grossed out. Help bros out.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >women are allowed to obsess over size difference but it's creepy when men do it
            Man, game sure is complicated. What do you recommend instead?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            a general rule is that any guy who expresses that he finds something cute in an animal/baby/"smol" sort of way is a pussy and automatically repulsive in the minds of women. Think of those redditor guys who say "LE HECKIN WOOFER FLOOFER BARKO DOGGO PUPPER". Very unattractive. It's sorta like that. Women can act like that because they're women, they're meant to nurture babies.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's very interesting. So, do you think the erotic "you're hot" angle would work better? And basically avoiding calling her cute or sending text emojis?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you can say "you're cute" but you cant be emotional about it. Like dont say it in an "awwwwwww" type of way. Definitely no emojis unless they're used to enhance a joke you made or something. Absolutely no heart emojis or kiss emojis or gay shit like that. You want to be chill, unemotional, and unfazed by the world. Also, when you compliment her, actually mean it. Dont just say things because you think you should to try to get her to like her.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Interesting. I don't give people compliments I don't mean. What do you think about telling the girl about how she's making you feel, when those feelings are clearly arousal-related? In a somewhat sexualized context, that is.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it depends on how she's responding. If you're making a conversation sexual you want to start subtle, have a lighthearted and funny way of flirting. In a way that shows you're just having fun and not some horny creep. If she responds well you can take it further. I personally would avoid going too hard and saying some shit to make you look really down bad like "uuuhhh baby my wiener is pulsating for you" or something like that. Especially in the early stages of talking. I guess that really depends on the individual woman though.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'll go lie down naked and think about it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >my meat stick... it whispers... it yearns for your flesh-ridden crevice...
            like that? @:-)

          • 2 weeks ago
            INTJ

            That made me feel awkward but weirdly makes sense

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lemme try. Ehm. OH BABY I'M SO HORNY I WANNA FRICK YOU SO BAD I STUCK MY DICK IN THE USB PORT

            yeah these could work since they're funny

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Alright, I'll open with these ones next time. Peace.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lemme try. Ehm. OH BABY I'M SO HORNY I WANNA FRICK YOU SO BAD I STUCK MY DICK IN THE USB PORT

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Another important tip. make no mistake girls WILL screenshot your cringe texts and send them to her friends to laugh at you if you do any of this cringe autistic cute shit. And she WILL talk shit to her friends about any cringe socially autistic interactions you have in person. Giving them the ick will bring the ruthless and cruel side of a woman out. But she'll also have really good things to say and brag about you if you do it right. So please preserve your dignity by keeping these alpha sexual god tips in mind

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You want to be chill, unemotional, and unfazed by the world
            Kek, I wrote like that because I was worried I was too cold and unemotional

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm small sized. I sadly don't have big boobs and yeah. But being naked is fun!
        I want to slurp you all up :3 Small boobs are beautiful, nothing to be sad about.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm small sized. I sadly don't have big boobs and yeah.
        How small are you? Sounds like I can have you sit on my shoulders or just swing you around. Also boobs can be cute no matter the size.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gross and uncomfortable to know this. sexual violation

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol 😀

      i uh
      uhm
      t-thanks

      😀

      I'm posting this while I'm taking my morning shit, you're making me uncomfortable

      hope you enjoyed your shit!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it wasn't good, i had indian food for dinner last night and it burned as much on the way out as it did on the way in, my butt must look like the japanese flag

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is this your first time eating that type of food? Be more careful next time anon. My stomach is strong.

          >Nope you can't!
          Aw 🙁
          >I can't show my body to random people!
          But think about how hot that would be. I bet you look so beautiful right now.
          >If you care, well, I'm small sized. I sadly don't have big boobs and yeah.
          You're making yourself sound extremely cute.

          More than hot, I think I like the idea of erotism. I also like to feel that naked I am like a fae. Silly me but it's funny.

          >I'm small sized. I sadly don't have big boobs and yeah.
          How small are you? Sounds like I can have you sit on my shoulders or just swing you around. Also boobs can be cute no matter the size.

          I'm 1.49 m

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Is this your first time eating that type of food? Be more careful next time anon. My stomach is strong
            Oh no, this isn't my first rodeo, while I learn from my mistakes, pain is easy to forget and I continue to indulge in risky behaviour for the sweet dopamine hit because I have zero impulse control when it comes to pleasurable things

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Take care anon. Eat something soft and easy for your rummy.

            What do you think about the idea of sex then haha

            I guess it's nice when it happens with the person you love. I am not sexually active.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I am not sexually active.
            Good for you, same here. I would not have sex right off the bat ever. What kind of sex would you like to have the most?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well, anything that involves someone I love. I'm very boring in that aspect, aren't I? What about you?

            >More than hot, I think I like the idea of erotism. I also like to feel that naked I am like a fae. Silly me but it's funny.
            You're such a tease! You're a Teasing Malteser. You're getting me all worked up. How about just one pic, my fae? The desire is killing me.

            So it has a name? I didn't know something like this existed, how interesting. Sorry I can't show anything 🙂 I didn't know there were men interested in this type of body, I thought it was normal to look for the hourglass body with big breasts and butt. I have nice hips, I'm just small and flatchested.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Sorry I can't show anything 🙂
            Ahhh you're killing me!
            >I didn't know there were men interested in this type of body
            Of course they are, you silly billy.
            >I have nice hips, I'm just small and flatchested.
            Gosh, I want you so bad.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm very boring in that aspect, aren't I?
            I dunno cuz I'm the same, I don't really have fetishes. Just having romantic and passionate sex without anything else seems enough, and is far from boring. Would you want to just be naked with your loved on all day, possibly cuddling and stuff?
            >I have nice hips, I'm just small and flatchested
            That's very cute. Do you work out too?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What do you think about the idea of sex then haha

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >More than hot, I think I like the idea of erotism. I also like to feel that naked I am like a fae. Silly me but it's funny.
            You're such a tease! You're a Teasing Malteser. You're getting me all worked up. How about just one pic, my fae? The desire is killing me.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm posting this while I'm taking my morning shit, you're making me uncomfortable

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >some fat hairy naked neet is lying seductively in his fortress of dreams reading my shitposts
    right back atchu brotha

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am and I'm naked too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am and I'm naked too

      I would join op and you guys but it's kinda cold here. It's 10 degrees Celsius and very windy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a phone poster that always posts when I'm naked in bed

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I should move to a better place because houses are quite packed and I don't want kids to see my naked body. I also don't want to close the blinds cuz I like natural lighting in my room.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My preferred place to post is in a cafe actually. I like getting all dolled up, sitting in a cafe alone for an hour or two and just shitpost while enjoying my coffee and chainsmoking.
    It's almost a meditative experience for me. It's just me, my coffee, my pack of cowboy killers and NSFFW watching the world go by.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man imagine having a gf that looked like that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for the thought exercise man

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hot would love to slip inside you and frick you raw. 😀

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ANNOUNCEMENT:
    I am no longer naked (I am now wearing socks)

    Thread over

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im not (wearing socks)

      thread continues

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hot. Post more, you sockless fiend.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not a footgay BUT <something only a footgay would say/do>

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, you have very nice skin

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh by the way, this is not me. I'm not pale.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm not pale.
          Do you just have tanned skin or what? Doesn't matter to me, just curious.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kinda. My skin has a warm, yellowish undertone. Not pale nor very dark, it's like an intermediate.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Reminds me of a gal I was into that was 4-5 years my senior
            Thanks for reminding me of her

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're so cute, anon. She must have marked your life so that you still remember her. I'm glad it's a pleasant memory.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not that anon but at what point does it change from cute to cringe? I still remember a time when there was a hapa girl 1 year my senior who seemed to be very fond of me and even protective of me. This was in kindergarten. She was very sweet. She then moved to another country and back, but I never managed to reconnect with her.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anony, what do you mean? No connection with another person who has made you happy is cringe, under any circumstances. It's really adorable that you still remember her, people usually remember others with negative feelings... It's hard for me, in fact, to remember people with love... I admire the warmth you have.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Aww 🙁 You sound sweet too. I would give you some platonic love.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bro, you said "aww" and used an emoji. Big mistake. The rizz master

            you can say "you're cute" but you cant be emotional about it. Like dont say it in an "awwwwwww" type of way. Definitely no emojis unless they're used to enhance a joke you made or something. Absolutely no heart emojis or kiss emojis or gay shit like that. You want to be chill, unemotional, and unfazed by the world. Also, when you compliment her, actually mean it. Dont just say things because you think you should to try to get her to like her.

            is going to get you.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's fine, it wasn't meant to rizz anyone.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you anony :+) I'm happily surprised at how this thread ended. Apparently not everyone on NSFFW has the impulse to be rude. Thanks for your kindness! Continue to hold the memory of those people in your heart as softly as now.
            Even this small interaction I will remember warmly ^_^

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you want we can chat elsewhere so that you can have a few more memories. 🙂

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            rizzmaster here. You sound like a gay

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You sound like a gay
            Yes, now suck my dick or bend over so I can frick your arse

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love being naked too. This way I add less clothes to my laundry basket. Generally, the less clothes I get to wear, the comfier I feel.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Woman falls in love with me
    >She's blind
    I'd feel bad if I rejected her so I have to say yes right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm in love with her as well. I don't know what to expect

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you like it? Seems oddly specific. Is the "naked" part just you horny posting?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you don't like being naked anon?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I do, but it seems like an odd thing to specify, don't you think?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went to sleep, I'm very surprised that this is still active. I don't have any fetish with being naked and reading you, I simply enjoy being naked. It's something more hippie than horny.
    Regarding my size: it actually makes me feel good that I can be attractive. I'm used to not being one because I don't have breasts and all that stuff you like. Thank you all for participating in the thread and I'm sorry if I really made anyone uncomfortable.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hello. We need to know if you think these were cringe / gross:

      in any of these posts, whichever one was you
      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      [...]

      It's very important for research purposes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think they were cringe or gross but it did surprise me. I don't mind responding to you and I honestly expected you to be aggressive, so I appreciate any minimally pleasant response. Don't worry. By the way, if one day you want a girl to like you, the main thing is to be funny and kind. At least that's what attracts me, I like to spend a fun time with someone. I also like to share interests but I guess it's something more personal.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >naked in bed
    nasty ass sheets (literal)

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm now naked and chilling in my bed too

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