I need a fujoshi gf so bad.

I need a fujoshi gf so bad.
I'll do literally anything, I'd even participate in whatever gay fantasy she wanted me to enact.
I wouldn't even care how unhygienic or asocial or awful a person she is.
Please God just grant me this.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't do it anon she will make you lose your anal virginity and eat her rancid putrid foul smelling vegana sometimes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >make you lose your anal virginity and eat her rancid putrid foul smelling vegana sometimes
      >implying that's a bad thing

      i want a fujo gf. bc there is a chance she will self insert as the seme and want to rail my ass with a strap.

      i actually want a dom gf but there are more fujos then girls into femdom

      I'm not massively into pegging but I'd definitely prefer as dom gf as well (I'm also somewhat into femdom) so I feel you.

      >

      real fujos don't care for 3dpd


      t. fujo
      Saddening news. I will rope now.

      Yeah, anyone who's seen that content should find that obvious. "Gay men" in yaoi are just guys fricking girls being called boys.

      I mean, I used to pretty actively read yaoi, I definitely think I could make myself resemble the archetypical yaoi boy.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i want a fujo gf. bc there is a chance she will self insert as the seme and want to rail my ass with a strap.

    i actually want a dom gf but there are more fujos then girls into femdom

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    real fujos don't care for 3dpd
    t. fujo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, anyone who's seen that content should find that obvious. "Gay men" in yaoi are just guys fricking girls being called boys.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fujos are giant prostitutes with 60+ bodycounts by the age of 16. They feel no attraction to weebs, they want the normiest of Chad's dick. They exclusively frick the entire football team (though the football team won't admit to fricking her)
    Point is, she isn't at all like you obly because she likes chinese cartoons too. She is the opposite, in fact, and will make a terirble partner. She's a prostitute, and you're not

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't lose your dream anon. I had a chance with one and I blew it, but I had a chance and that's what matters. She was an amazing person

      Sour grapes gay moment

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's so easy to put the ball in the cone, anyone can do it

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is this the new meme fetish?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's girls liking gay porn/yaoi, that has been a thing since forever

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yup, and fujo-chasing has existed for ages too albeit kind of under the radar

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What is the appeal of fujo-chasing? Are they easier? Are they more open to sticking fingers up you pooper? Or why should one go after a fujo?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            the appeal is clearly that they'd let you indulge some of your gay fantasies while still being a real girl

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            honestly just that we'd have more in common both sexually and culturally, a lot of women are hostile to bi guys and people who have looked at hentai. but yeah fujos have heavy overlap with a wide variety of other fetishes so no matter what you're into, chances are there's a fujo who likes it too.
            and I think it's hot when women do m/m roleplay (either with each other or with men) or just male cosplay, and I think it's hot when they're switchy and possessive (or into hardcore submission, either way is good), and I also think it's hot when women are curious about having a dick though I'm not actually desperate for one to peg me unlike a lot of sadsacks in this thread.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            tfw no cosplaying fujoshi gf to be the light yagami to my L

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            9 times out of 10 it's simply guys who want to get pegged.
            The rest are guys who are short or not very masculine looking and hope women like that would be more into them.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            that's true on THIS board, but not in general.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            fujos objectify men more than other women do and can have a more proactive and expansive sexuality (if they aren't purely escapist and imagination-based like some are). I think male objectification is hot and one-note female objectification gets old after a while so I like them.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            fujos are generally weirder than regular girls, into more obscure things that the average robot with porn induced fetishes might be into as well. they also might have a lower body count than your average same age female.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Lower bodycount
            BIG mistake. Fujos might have one of the highest bodycounts around.
            A low bodycount might be found with shy girls, who are into reading but don't become autistic cringelords with their fiction, who aren't obsessed with TV shows or comic books but instead actual books and maybe study actual useful stuff too. Basically, a nerd instead of a geek. Even then, not a guarantee

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would love this a bisexual male. I never tell females I'm bi or that I've been fricked by other men. they never take it well.

    inb4 gtfo normie and other comments.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I never tell females I'm bi or that I've been fricked by other men. they never take it well.
      That's smart of you. I wonder if they have a different opinion if you're the top though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not really, most females don't like men who have sex with men at all, even as the top, which I have done a few times but I'm mostly a bottom.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    crystalcafe gf? frick that, I want a fujochan gf

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >met a cute blonde who seemed shy
    >didn't have a boyfriend, no idea how to talk to men
    >flirted with her
    >turns out she's a crazy yaoi lover
    >watches my social media stories anonymously a year after I flirted with her
    >not doing well mentally
    > her family has told me she was abused by a cousin

    A lot of these women mean well, and are even fairly good-hearted, but very damaged anons.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >A lot of these women mean well, and are even fairly good-hearted, but very damaged anons.
      I could fix her

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Women can only be fixed when they're in a state of feminine mental energy and are open to recieving direction from others. Being obsessed with yaoi causes fujo women to inhabit the mental space of a gay man and they develop a gay male 'mask' persona that shields them from things they feel anxious about & simultaneously prevents them from growing / learning. Their internet personas mimic the flippant and smug attitude most gay men have. In real life, they zone out as they try to figure out how to act.

        Short story: you can only fix a fujo who knows she needs help and most of them are in denial.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          wow this sounds legitimately true. My stepmom was fujo and she would always talk about wanting to have a dick and would piss herself and bully my dad sometimes in public sticking her hands up his ass
          >yes she did hit on me but I wasn't into her

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            lol wtf. tell us more please, how'd they meet? what were her favorite fandoms, like Kirk/Spock shit?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He met her in a dive bar. Her fandom was anything with muscle guys when younger and when I met her she was into anything really crass and degenerate and slightly homosexual.

            she was really into embarrassing my dad because he was maybe 50 and she was 38 she would do little girl stuff like if he kissed her she would be like "Dad you aren't supposed to kiss me on the lips until we get married" stuff like that.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    most if not all fujoshis are chadsexuals, beyond the curiosity the reason why they consume yaoi and BL and gay porn is for attractive males ranging from pretty boys to masculine muscular men
    they don't care about ugly guys the slightest unless it's to humiliate and use them
    i know you homosexuals are into humiliation and pegging, but good luck finding a fujo that's not chadsexual, an if you do good luck keeping her after the novelty wears off and her hormones kick in and whisper for her to find an actual man not a femdom sissy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      caring about male appearance is not the same as being a chadsexual. I'm attracted to women's looks but that doesn't make me a stacysexual, it just makes me a normal man and fujo sexuality isn't that different. normie women are more chadsexual because they only care about conventional attractiveness and status and shit; probably at least 50% of guys could look good to your average fujo if they put effort into their appearance and had a style that pressed some buttons for her.
      fujo girls have lusted over me and I am NOT a chad; I'm 5'9 and decent-looking but autistic, and chadsexual women despise me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you're delusional if you think it's not just escapism from the average male they see everyday, hell you even think female and male sexuality work the same
        hell, you probably believe this because you think fujos are coomer low hanging fruits that are easy to score, not because you actually find it endearing or have a preference
        no on wants to see average or ugly men, fujoshis are just normies women with a pronounced chadsexuality that reflects on the media they consume

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >you even think female and male sexuality work the same
          I'm extremely aware that they don't; the point is how fujos are actually a bit more male-like than average in a lot of areas, including having a more objectifying gaze.
          chadsexual women read het romance novels where the woman is more passive and ordinary and some dangerous powerful male archetype is obsessed with her, like 50 shades of gray. fujos are more into shipping characters based on the specific kind of tension they have with each other in the source material (e.g. friends/rivals/enemies to lovers) and are just hornier in general, getting something out of the dynamic itself from a more detached perspective, and are absolutely less monomaniacally focused on being courted by a powerful and worthy man (conventional attractiveness being one source of power and worth).

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes but how does this wall of cope tie back on anyone itt getting a fujoshi gf that doesn't troon out or turn to a dude that's not zesty, or isn't chadsexual to start with

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            be in college and hang out with nerds, and don't care if a chick is fat. it's literally that easy. after college I have no fricking idea, seems impossible.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me, autistic weeb NEET
    >meet autistic fujoshi girl at a game shop
    >she talks about being an ao3 fanfiction writer and makes gay fanart of anime guys
    >she plays a lot of jrpgs and dating sims
    >we are both losers so we start dating
    >im super autistic and not very manly, but she likes it because i act like a gay anime guy
    >meanwhile she is actually kinda cute but nerdy like me, just super socially awkward
    >she never wants to have sex with me because she's "asexual"
    >but we do a lot of weird fujoshi roleplay
    >turns out she watches the most basic crap like my hero academia
    >calls me the "Bakugou to her Deku"
    >dyes her hair and cuts it
    >but shes still cute so i go along with it
    >one day i notice her voice is getting deeper and she is getting hairier
    >turns out she is trooning out!
    >i warn her that testosterone wont give her the twink body she wants but she wants "top surgery" to cut off her boobs
    >i break up with her
    >a few years later im walking along when suddenly i see this guy making fun of me for being a loser nerd
    >its MY EX, now a short but manly looking pooner with a GIRLFRIEND
    >I scream

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >autistic
      >female
      no one in your story is autistic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit this is the most mogged anyone has ever been in history

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fake story but I liked it, thanks

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