I need a trans gf

So badly bros I cant take it

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could never get over the fact that they have a penis.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ime (feral high-functioning aspie) it can give you a millisecond of pause sometimes but not an amount that actually like... causes any issues if you just recompose yourself. acting is necessary to get anywhere in society anyways (honestly i think it always has been)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I could never get over the fact that they have a penis.

        low-t havers when they see prime willing holes...

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i am trans myself after years of repping and chasing tbh (

          ime (feral high-functioning aspie) it can give you a millisecond of pause sometimes but not an amount that actually like... causes any issues if you just recompose yourself. acting is necessary to get anywhere in society anyways (honestly i think it always has been)

          ) so...

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            the chaser becomes the chased
            i wanna plap your throat

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if ur that uk guy who talked to me last night be my bf thank you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      okay, as you wish.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Need top bf that makes me feel like a girl n helps pick clothes for me...

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean genuinely how do you even find these frickers?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where do you even find a trans gf? I'm genuinely curious where they lurk. Discord?

      i meet trans women every day at goth/punk things

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        legitimately the worst breed of troony though. you want the ones who are either A. extremely fem, clean girl hsts or B. the androgynous femboygirlthing neet shutin tomokoposter 4trannies.

        punk/alt/goth trannies are the literal worst, 100% agps. the weird twitter dog-girls are also terrible, and reddit trannies. actually reddit trannies may be the worst of all.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's wrong with dog girls

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where do you even find a trans gf? I'm genuinely curious where they lurk. Discord?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I matched with a very passable Asian tranner on Bumble a few years ago. Never went through with meeting up with her though because she was extremely clingy and seemed kinda autistic but maybe was just ESL.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Youre an idiot, I would kill for a cute asian troony gf

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but the thing is I just wanted to frick her and didn't want a Thai ladyboy getting clingy with me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lgbt (the board) is where i met mine

      the chaser becomes the chased
      i wanna plap your throat

      im taken 🙁 and idk why but i have a gag reflex again anyways

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spend enough time on apps like Hinge, Fruitz or Her and you'll find some.
    Now just try to act normal, for god sake DO NOT ASK HER IF SHE CAN FRICK YOU after 5 messages (nor should you even ask if she has a dick) and treat her like a normal girl while bonding over common interest.

    if you can do that, congratulation you will have outshone 90% of the males she has interacted with, and will be very likely to accept a date.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      solid advice but also... I find they love being degraded and made fun of sometimes.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it can be good fun in the bedroom, but you should ask if she does have a degradation kink in the first place.
        It's common, but even more common is it's exact inverse : the praise kink. Just tell your trans gf that she's cute, a good girl and that you love her and watch her quite litteraly melt into your arms.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >b-b-but just ask first ! get consent everytime like a doofus
          no moron you do it a lil and gauge the reaction to see if you go further with it

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah on that kind of shit you better be extra careful. Do kiss her if the moment feels right and everything, but degradation is touchy.

            Lots of tgirls have self esteem level roughly as the depth where you can find Balrogs. A wrong sentence because you want to horny talk a bit too soon and she can frick off far from you because she will assume that under all the previous niceness this is what you see and want from her.

            I get that constant "is it okay ??" is annoying as hell but for kinks being brutally upfront and clear is good.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is me and my trans gf. What do you guys think?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no way that's a guy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      AGHHHH ITS NOT FAIR GODDAMMIT

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have this fantasy of having sex with a tranner, and right before I cum, I whisper 'youre my little fricking bawd' 'youre my secret pleasure' in her ear. Then I hold her tight and we fall asleep naked spooning (im the big spoon). Pretty elaborate for me as I dont really have sexual fantasies in general.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >youre my secret pleasure
      Troons really don't like this
      They know they are freaks, and people frick them in secret a lot

      t. spent most of my 20s trying to turn myself gay by fricking trannies (do not recommend)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's your intent, you were trying to make yourself gay instead of being literally attracted to feminine men.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well no
          I never wanted to frick like, big beardy men. I just didn't want to deal with actual women anymore, trannies were the next best thing

          I could never get hard when I was sober
          If I opened my eyes or looked or felt around at their bodies I'd lose my boner
          All-in-all it just confirmed that I was straight

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I just didn't want to deal with actual women anymore, trannies were the next best thing
            You were "settling" for trannies then, and not actually intent to make a wifey out of one and loving them...

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Correct
            They have an expiration date anyway
            They'll start balding (like a dude), and unless you can't rotate an apple in your head, you'll have this nagging thought that you're buggering an old man

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dude you can keep that nonsense to yourself lol.
            t. dates 30+ y/o femboys.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well no
            I never wanted to frick like, big beardy men. I just didn't want to deal with actual women anymore, trannies were the next best thing

            I could never get hard when I was sober
            If I opened my eyes or looked or felt around at their bodies I'd lose my boner
            All-in-all it just confirmed that I was straight

            btw there's not much wrong with your story, you're straight and discovered that yourself with real tests.

            No harm no foul.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        unles you live in brazil or thailand how the hell were you fricking that many trannies? even living in nyc ive seen like 5 irl

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I travelled a lot, I have a lot of disposable income
          Fricked troons in
          >Tennessee
          >Texas
          >Maryland
          >Washington
          >California

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >do not recommend
        Why dont you recommend it?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they are mentally ill and will cry about anything
          >they are lifelong medical patients
          >they don't have any hobbies besides porn, vidya and being a troony
          >can't have spontaneous sex like you can with a woman, have to keep buying lube, keeping it handy at all times
          >fake troony voice is really obvious
          >when they aren't dolled up it's REALLY apparent they are men
          >when you look at them from behind it's also very apparent
          >waking up next to one and you brush up against the 5 o'clock shadow...

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            bro can only pull mid trannies

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    attractive hsts trans here, and idk i plan on just getting the axe wound. dating is just annoying filtering out all the weird types that want me. and post axe wound i can have the ability to not mention im trans and i wouldnt really think about it much either

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      disgusting
      literally inflicting a wound on yourself and ruining the perfectly feminine penis you were born with, for no benefit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        "for no benefit"
        >could actually enjoy missionary
        >never have to worry about it when wearing tighter clothing
        >can have relief not having an intersex body
        >can let straight men naturally pursue me without feeling like im hiding some big, unwanted secret in my pants

        You will have to tell them, because they would know that something is wrong with ur frankenpussy

        i would just say i had a labioplasty or something if they asked

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hasn't read the stories of post-ops having no feeling down there, no sex drive, horrible smells, granulation, no depth, etc
          Keep telling yourself that

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >only reads cherry picked axe wound horror stories that are circulated on /misc/ with the sole purpose of having a cope circle jerk to compensate for feelings of insecurity
            aight bud

            You're justifying the butchery and barbarous chopping up of your groin, for some tiny quality of life improvements.

            It'd make life a little easier if you cut off your nose too idiot, are you going to do that too?

            its not butchering without purpose, its a sex change surgery to closest fit a binary

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >circulated on /misc/
            They're from reddit tho
            >feelings of insecurity
            huh

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's butchery by every definition moron.
            sex-change surgery is not even medically possible at the current state of human tech.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            then i guess a woman with breast cancer gets her boobs butchered for her own survival

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Women with cancer gets no breast surgery = Death

            Loony with mental disorder gets no genital mutilation = Survive
            That's the difference, you absolute moron.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even if you chop your wiener off, you will still be a man

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i dont even know what this means. no normal person is hellbent on proving to others what gender they are, they just exist. and for me im just a person with boobs, a fat soft ass and soon to be female resembling genitals.

            Women with cancer gets no breast surgery = Death

            Loony with mental disorder gets no genital mutilation = Survive
            That's the difference, you absolute moron.

            i dont really care, i want the surgery to have the ability to sleep with a man and never having to really think about being trans anymore

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            A male with fake its and a Frankenstein hole

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >fakebreasts
            estrogen grown like every other woman lul

            Every man is gonna know its a fake pussy, nobody is going to want to frick that gaping flesh wound

            ok good then i guess i never have to tell them its fake since they will already know

            >never having to really think about being trans anymore

            Bro, you're always going to be trans. No amount of anything will change that. None.

            Why you can't accept it is beyond me. Maybe get some therapy for it. Should've already gotten some to fix your misunderstanding of metaphysics, anyway.

            i know im trans or at least intersex from looking at my naked body and seeing boobs and a dick, when i get a frankenpussy i dont think ill think much about being 'in the middle' since my body will mostly just reflect a womans at that point

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            We dont care, just make sure you film your suicide you homosexual

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            not suicidal or depressed kek

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You will be when you develop crotch rot, clearly you have mental problems if ur gonna cut ur penis off homosexual.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Every man is gonna know its a fake pussy, nobody is going to want to frick that gaping flesh wound

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >never having to really think about being trans anymore

            Bro, you're always going to be trans. No amount of anything will change that. None.

            Why you can't accept it is beyond me. Maybe get some therapy for it. Should've already gotten some to fix your misunderstanding of metaphysics, anyway.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're justifying the butchery and barbarous chopping up of your groin, for some tiny quality of life improvements.

          It'd make life a little easier if you cut off your nose too idiot, are you going to do that too?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i would just say i had a labioplasty or something if they asked
          i dont have a wound i just know people who do but that sounds extremely unlikely to go flawlessly forever

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            idk i would just say no if they ask if im trans and if they choose to leave because my pussy looks too suspiciously fricked up then thats their choice

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will have to tell them, because they would know that something is wrong with ur frankenpussy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post a pic of ur ass and wiener.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trannies probably age like shit.

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