I relatively attractive girl messaged me on bumble for once. I want to impress her.

I relatively attractive girl messaged me on bumble for once. I want to impress her. One of her pictures is this, is this some nerdy reference or something? I only know how to comment on nerdy references to girls.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so its a blues brothers reference or something? I can pretend to like that easily.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The car is the same as the blues mobile yeah

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Is it possible a 20-something girl is actually into blues brothers? I watched it once with my dad when I was 10, but I find it hard to believe someone my age, a girl no less, likes it enough to put it as a photo on their dating app. Maybe its autism, which in any case gives me optimism.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the blues brothers car was a dodge

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You can pretend but you will be exposed pretty quickly

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I will watch all the movies before our date, assuming she like my line here

          You may be right, but I haven't responded to her yet. All she said was "Heyy"
          I was thinking of responding "Thats a cool cop car, you wouldn't happen to like the BLUES BROTHERS?"

          why in caps?

          I thought you are supposed to capitalize intellectual properties.

          >Maybe one time it happened based on the image, but I (and presumably her) actually live in Canada,
          And what? You aren't allowed to wear denim onesies and get cummed in the face by a 6'4" country Chad in Canada?

          I live in a metropolitan area of Canada, and the app says she is within 12 kilometers of me, meaning she does not live in the countryside. i would assume that means the denim onsie is not an everyday outfit for her, as I have never seen someone where that in my city. Sure you can argue that its possible she wears that outfit and drives out into the country every weekend to get cummed on for laughs, but I have to assume thats unlikely.

          PS. I think she is either really into Blues Brothers, or really into cop cars, just noticed this picture

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >PS. I think she is either really into Blues Brothers, or really into cop cars, just noticed this picture
            Well, I'm willing to bet she has fricked a police station worth of cops.
            You better be a cop or wear some sort of uniform, anon.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            9/10 you're a Quebecois, no hoe dresses like that unless she's French Canadian

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >denim onesie

    gonna bet she's let more than one 6'4 country jock cum on her face

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe one time it happened based on the image, but I (and presumably her) actually live in Canada, so this picture is clearly out of country. I assume she is a prostitute because she is a woman, but the country denim onsie seems more like a cosplay than a regular prostitute outfit she wears.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Maybe one time it happened based on the image, but I (and presumably her) actually live in Canada,
        And what? You aren't allowed to wear denim onesies and get cummed in the face by a 6'4" country Chad in Canada?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't matter. No offense, but if you're already managing to fumble the ball this early, then it's already too late for you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You may be right, but I haven't responded to her yet. All she said was "Heyy"
      I was thinking of responding "Thats a cool cop car, you wouldn't happen to like the BLUES BROTHERS?"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why in caps?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a girl I went to school with, she was hot

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >PS. I think she is either really into Blues Brothers, or really into cop cars, just noticed this picture
    Well, I'm willing to bet she has fricked a police station worth of cops.
    You better be a cop or wear some sort of uniform, anon.

    It's not the blues mobile I was wrong this guy is right

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >PS. I think she is either really into Blues Brothers, or really into cop cars, just noticed this picture
      Well, I'm willing to bet she has fricked a police station worth of cops.
      You better be a cop or wear some sort of uniform, anon.

      Coincidentally, this is a thought I had today when I was walking to the store.
      Given police try to coerce people into incriminating themselves using shady tacitcs, do you think if you dated a female police officer, she would listen to your everyday conversations and consider you a criminal if she hears something illegal. For example "Oh when I was 18 me and my friends did Coke in the bathrrom of a bar". Would a Police gf arrest you? Maybe she wouldn't arrest you, but she might kill you after 10 years of marriage and she is bored, knowing the justice system will support her if she claims self defense. I dunno, I think I'm going schizo. Watched too many vids about police officers killing their spouse on youtube,

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is such an autistic thread.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have autism and want to land a relatively attractive girl (she is not fat). Whats wrong with that?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So did you do it, king?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you didnt respond within 30 minutes, its fricking over. Doesnt matter what you send, you're not getting a response back.
    All you had to do was a simple "Hey. Damn ur cute. Whats up with the cop car?" And she would've answered. Thinking you need to already know what she likes to make a connection is autistic. You make the connection by asking and finding out things. You're asking a bunch of autists what a specific girl likes instead of specifically asking the specific girl what she likes directly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Then I guess its too late. I wanted to pretend I was sleeping when she messaged me. But I guess I won't message her now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I was being pessimistic, you might get a response. But the general truth is that she definitely has dozens of other matches she might be messaging, its all about keeping her attention. You should always have the goal of get in get out quickly, because if you arent first, you're last, and ghosting is option numero uno if she gets bored or the ick or whatever of the 20 things women get turned off from.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ok i messaged her

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you are a treasure to the world

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Black person WTF, YOU FRICKING BLEW IT

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.4cdn.orgNSFFW1705077149297914.png

            ok last shot at redemption, I saw this worked one time on NSFFW

            anon....lmao

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "Hey how's it going? Please tell me you're just posing in front of those cars and you don't have a brother who's going to throw me in jail or something if I frick up hahaha"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Too late for that

      Black person WTF, YOU FRICKING BLEW IT

      other anon said I had to be urgent because waiting over 30 minutes means other guys will message her, so I wanted to be abrasive with my pick up line

      9/10 you're a Quebecois, no hoe dresses like that unless she's French Canadian

      ... maybe

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yea OP be abrasive sure not fricking unhinged shes definitely not gonna entertain that weirdass shit if she isnt a nut job
        Only way youve got a chance is if youre made of gold and have a horse dong

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ok last shot at redemption, I saw this worked one time on NSFFW

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This is making me physically cringe, holy frick no wonder you guys don't get b***hes

          • 1 month ago
            Not Anonymous

            You're fricking moronic. Whatever advice those people gave you was moronic enough, but you were so moronic you actually followed through on it.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just a fair warning OP she has wide shoulder and a slender waist and hips
    Her ass would be sticking out way more if she had a feminine body

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its a girl who likes feeling powerful. Because most women are powerless. So they cling to any masculine symbols of authority they find. The hat. The car. If you ever go on a date you have impress her somehow if you appear weak at all she will dump you so fast

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit lmao you are the biggest moron, not even autism just straight brain damage, how the frick did you get blues brothers from some midwest b***h who obviously just likes cops

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She had the hat and glasses and stuff, also we are from metropolitan canada

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, did she respond yet? Be sure to send her this pepe

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