>I skipped the practice gf ... >I found the real gf who's on her way to becoming a fucking dentist

>I skipped the practice gf ...
>I found the real gf who's on her way to becoming a fricking dentist
Oh shit what do I do, what do I do. I skipped the tutorial level like a moron.

How do I know how this chick will react? she seems relatively airheaded so maybe she's just an intermediate level, right? her name is fricking Mary, there's no way she wasn't originally a poorgay redneck. I mean she's 6 years younger than me, she can't possibly be asking me this early if I have a car, a good job, college, I can just tell the truth as metaphorically as possible; ah yes I'm an investor and there's a 50% chance I'll become a millionaire in a year and a 90% I'll become a millionaire in 2 years. I work for a technology company that's into cryptography. Dentists aren't smart, right? Dentists aren't NSFFWgays neither intellectuals, I can wow this little redneck with my class taught by my teacher parents. She'll kick my ass at biochemistry, but I'll kick her ass at class and programming.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The frick is your question you want advice on? You just typed a jumbled stream of consciousness mess. Try again brainlet

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Suck my fricking dick if you didn't get that, how fricking brainlet do you have to be to not get that? God your teacher was right about you, you truly are a frickup who can't even understand what he's reading.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yea no wonder your chick is gonna leave you for some doctor chad once your shitcoins crash dumb homosexual

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no wonder
          You didn't even understand what you read, homosexual.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody has a “practice gf” you moron stop listening to incels about how to get laid

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh practice gf
      kys subhuman

      EVERYBODY has a practice gf, you fricking morons. It's the one meme you morons got right.
      Anyone who's a kisslesshandlessvirgin neet who didn't frick in highschool or college gets a practice gf. You start off small and then go for the real 10/10s gf's. THAT IS THE ONE MEME YOU GOT RIGHT, do not shoot yourselves in the collective foot now, you dumb zoomers.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bet you’re the kind of autist who thinks real life is like an rpg where you need to level up your stats before fighting the raid boss gf

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          -_- may I see your bachelor's degree, college degree and previous experience, sir? Thank you.
          Oh wow yeah thanks, but we found someone more qualified than you. If you wish to apply for a different role we are open.

          Why yes, the real world is like a RPG and all those social comedy sitcom shows you see about inter-character drama are actually based on extremely truthful ideas. Ideas such as most women wanting a successful rich good looking person, BUT for the richman to stop fricking talking about himself all the time and talk about her. Women are egotistical like that "mememe" just like richkids who are obsessed with "personality? what do I need personality for? I got accomplishments! and natural charm through my attitude, stop digging deeper looking for layers to my personality, you won't find it".
          Aahhhh aahh /adv/ what could your zoomer-ass possibly know about a life before your time. The israelite wants to make you as dumb as humanly possible to the point you're sheep taking orders from other sheep taking orders from sheepherders.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            You gotta lay off the Adderall my man nobody understands WTF you are talking about

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shut up and stop pretending you don't. If you truly don't understand basic sentences then I am very very sorry for you and all of /adv/ for once again proving /adv/ is the dumbest board possible.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your ranting about israelites and how real life is an rpg because people told you practice gfs aren’t a real thing. You’re all over the place and raving like a schizo.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            You know, thanks for the vote of confidence /adv/. If these zoomers are as moronic and clueless as you are (and they are, poor kids are being taught the most wrong things possible in college and during their mentorship) then these kids will be a piece of cake. Thank you, I'll be the fakest, most manipulative, sociopathic person there is... for the greater good of course. These kids need a training sociopath to know how to avoid the real one who wants to frick them in the ass, metaphorically and literally. I'm personally more of a psychopath, but I am cousins with the sociopath after all, hehehe.

            You're* you filthy redneck. It's okay, this is what happens to people who can't understand basic shit who never had a teacher in their life. Extra understandable if you're latino. And yes life is like a RPG if you play normal mode.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            meds

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I corrected your grammar on a NSFFW post that means I’m super smart and you’re a redneck/zoomer/Mexican or something
            Whatever you say OP. good luck with your totally real and not a product of your schizo delusions gf. If she is real I’m sure your bizzarre behavior and ranting won’t scare her away at all

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't know they let you use the Internet in mental hospital

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Meds

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            So what's your mental ilness?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh buddy, I hope youre trolling

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nobody has a “practice gf”
      I unironically did kek.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh practice gf
    kys subhuman

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be honest with her and yourself. If you want a good lasting relationship, be open as a book, have trust in her, and be yourself. Otherwise, you'll end up unhappy pretending to be a another person.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hahahaahahaha, oh you're so funny, Dave.
      Do you really think she won't try to hide her redneck tendencies away from me? I can shit-test her by pretending I love her redneck tendencies, but to pretend she's an intellectual in front of my parents so they don't look at her funny. I'll teach her what to say and she'll say it. She'll reveal to me all her quirks without even realizing it because she'll think she's safe in me, I'll be understanding~~~hehehehe she'll do the same thing with her father, except she'll try to teach her father to not embarass her in front of the classy city slicker , her father will either try really hard to fluff her up and drag me down or he'll give 0 shits and just be himself, a funny man like my uncle who gives no shits if he says something moronicly redneck.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you hate people who were risen as Rednecks, are you getting a girlfriend exactly like that?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok OP ill bite, are you actually dating this girl? Or did you have a couple conversations and now youre working yourself up imagining your hypothetical life together where you get married and become millionaires. Be honest bro have you even banged this girl?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sex outside of marriage
          >sex before you even start dating
          Absolutely degenerate

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok. Have you even been on a DATE with this girl? Do you have her phone number?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon she’s probably not even real

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I got dumped by the practice gf

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