I want a clingy gf with big boobs.

I want a clingy gf with big boobs.
I want to spend the day cuddling, fricking, watching anime and just being around each other.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disgusting and evil desires

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this who I think it is?

      If you want something then you are going to have to work for it. Anyone with the capacity to actually achieve something like that will be studying game and self improving rather than posting on NSFFW. My suggestion is to read the book called "Game" by Roosh V.

      No.
      I will work for it, but your advice sounds like pua bullshit.

      I want a girl like that and I'll get her, but not like that.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Is this who I think it is?
        Maybe, maybe not.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you want something then you are going to have to work for it. Anyone with the capacity to actually achieve something like that will be studying game and self improving rather than posting on NSFFW. My suggestion is to read the book called "Game" by Roosh V.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This but he has to look like a cute anime boy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you a homosexual or the girl I want?
      I totally look like an anime boy.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What anime boy do you look like

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Uhh, what anime boys do you like?

          >Is this who I think it is?
          Maybe, maybe not.

          W-wife?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            > W-wife?
            Yup its me 🙂 How is my favorite moid doing hm?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Been a while, hun. I'm doing good, ty.
            What about you? How's your garden going?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The garden is going fine, surprisingly well actually. And im not pregnant yet so your spells have not worked.

            Show proof supposed anime boi

            Sorry hun try someone else

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >And im not pregnant yet so your spells have not worked.
            Guess I'm gonna have to try harder.
            I'll have to use forbidden magic.

            What's your favorite plant?
            Any future plans for your garden?
            Wanna cuddle?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            > What's your favorite plant?
            Any future plans for your garden?
            My apple tree, my pride and joy. I dont care to get any new plants. Im content.
            >Wanna cuddle?
            ..if you insist.

            Small boobs are superior becuase you can hug closer to her heart.

            [...]
            You always post cool quanxi pics but i dont get that husband talk, a real quanxi would be a raging dyke that just beats moids and fricks their gfs

            Small breasts are superior. Also, who says I dont already have a female harem?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >My apple tree, my pride and joy
            I'm sure it's growing nice and strong. Just like you, one day, it'll become the strongest apple tree of them all.
            >...if you insist.
            I do. I really want to, wife.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Small boobs are superior becuase you can hug closer to her heart.

            The garden is going fine, surprisingly well actually. And im not pregnant yet so your spells have not worked.
            [...]
            Sorry hun try someone else

            You always post cool quanxi pics but i dont get that husband talk, a real quanxi would be a raging dyke that just beats moids and fricks their gfs

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            She only likes me. We enslave other moids to work on her garden while we hold hands and kiss.
            Bigger boobs = bigger heart.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Show proof supposed anime boi

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No thx. I don't wanna get banned.
            Also, my wife is here, I belong to her.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You have a wife and you are looking fir a gf too?
            Why does chad get it all?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            My wife has a harem. I have to get one for myself too.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just like, become a millionaire and flaunt it on social media
    bazoonker girls will approach quickly

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    weirdest edating thread

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stfu turbohomosexual.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jealous moid detected.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What would you do with that knife if I pulled you even closer?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i cant stop laughing at these corny-as-frick replies. ones a goner moid and the other is a bigender larping as a dommy mommy. classical cringe

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Such jealousy is uncommon. Dw, anon, one day you'll find a wife.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i am a girl, your projection cannot apply to me

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            So? That makes sense, my wife does tend drive other girls crazy. Wanna join her harem?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    all u want is a sex doll who will do everything u want and be everything you'd like. have a nice day avatargay you are literally gay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not what I want.
      If you ask questions about what I want instead of sperging out, maybe you'll get a better idea.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lelelelelel nobody cares abt what hentai gf you want, you sound like you are over 30 have man boobs

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then why take your time to sperg out in my thread?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            because i am currently laughing about how lgbt this twink anime boy larping is. please continue.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            At least I made you laugh. See? I'm not all bad.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I want a clingy gf with big boobs.
    I want a fat clingy girl with small, uneven boobs.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You and me both brother, you and me both
    >Orig

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump for big boobie gf.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her breasts must be at least THIS BIG

      i would be perfectly ok if a girl only let me nibble on her lips or kiss her cheeks / all around that area. especially if she did the same to me and we just mindlessly traded kisses i would die it sounds so much cuter than just shoving m tongue in her mouth

      Reporting in or1ginally

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you my big boobie gf?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe. Will you be kind and smart and loyal and funny and love me forever?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >kind
            Yes
            >smart
            Yes
            >loyal
            Yes
            >funny
            In an autistic sort of way, then yes.
            >love me forever
            Absolutely yes, as long as you really are my buxom, big-boobied girlfriend with cowbreasts that I can worship and adore every single day, then I will pledge my complete love and devotion for you now and forever.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Maybe. Will you be kind and smart and loyal and funny and love me forever?
            Without a doubt. Forever and always.
            [...]
            Who tf are you?

            If either of you are serious and can leave some form of contact, I'll reach out.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm quite serious about everything I said, so you're welcome to add me on Discord if you're interested in further discussing these things together.
            Discord: weltschmerzherz
            If you don't excuse Discord, then just send me an e-mail and we can figure out another platform to talk with each other from there.
            [email protected]
            [/spoilers]

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Maybe. Will you be kind and smart and loyal and funny and love me forever?
            Without a doubt. Forever and always.

            >kind
            Yes
            >smart
            Yes
            >loyal
            Yes
            >funny
            In an autistic sort of way, then yes.
            >love me forever
            Absolutely yes, as long as you really are my buxom, big-boobied girlfriend with cowbreasts that I can worship and adore every single day, then I will pledge my complete love and devotion for you now and forever.

            Who tf are you?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    time to fall asleep while thinking about my husband

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >time to fall asleep while thinking about my husband
      sweet dreams, wife.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I want to spend the day cuddling, fricking, watching anime and just being around each other.
    How about if you cuddle, watch anime, and be around each other all the time but you frick once a week or less. Good then or no?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How about if you cuddle, watch anime, and be around each other all the time but you frick once a week or less. Good then or no?
      sounds very tempting, but my sex drive is high.
      What about oral?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Occasionally when we first start dating, mostly as a substitute for the once a week sex though and literally never after the first year or so.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          sorry, I do have a higher drive. I was also talking about giving oral, btw.
          Cuddling does sound nice rn. I am sleepy.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Me receiving oral is a basically mandatory part of our weekly frick routine, unless I'm on my period in which case no

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Me receiving oral is a basically mandatory part of our weekly frick routine, unless I'm on my period in which case no
            yes, obv. But I was talking about days when we're not having full pivwe could do oral or other stuff.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, I only want to cuddle the rest of the time and will reject you if you try to get on me. Better you wait until I initiate. And if you physically withdraw and don't get cuddly because you know nothing is going to come of it and you want to spare yourself the blueballs I will just get mad and imply that you don't love me.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think this isn't going to work out then. I'm sorry.
            Would cuddle tho

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Can I, at least, use your breasts as pillows?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, that's all good. Just don't start grabbing on them and shit, lay down and act right

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Just don't start grabbing on them and shit
            Can't have shit in this house...

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I will just get mad and imply that you don't love me.
            i love how you talk as if you know you're being manipulative and would "accidentally" tease during it

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What could possibly be manipulative about that? I just want cuddles and affection LIKE YOU WOULD DO IF YOU LOVED ME without the pressure of having to have sex if I don't want to right this second.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            you mentioned blueballs and that makes it sound like you'd deliberately cause that to your own enjoyment, then force him to get into bed if he dared to hesitate
            not that i would ever decline a cute fembot

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean it's really your fault for being like that. I just want to cuddle. I can't "force" you to do anything because of course, I'm small and frail and the heaviest thing I pick up in a day is my Nintendo Switch. But I might act a little b***hy if I want to cuddle and you don't. If you act a little b***hy because you want to have sex and I don't, I will probably just cry.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Frick me, why does that sound so cute?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            exactly, i WANT you to get b***hy and complain that i won't cuddle with you until i cave, which will be very easy. i would never be mean to you for not wanting sex tho, i'd just endure any urges i had and attempt to pretend i didn't have them. i feel like you wouldn't be too mad if you noticed that i was getting hard just from cuddling with you

            Frick me, why does that sound so cute?

            it is cute, that's why i like her..

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wouldn't be mad, I kind of like the attention, it's okay if you're horny even if I'm not. I don't want to make you frustrated just to be mean on purpose but I also don't want it to be like the only time you touch me is when you think we're going to frick.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the only time you touch me is when you think we're going to frick.
            Okay, serious answer now.
            Anon, if I loke you, I will want to touch you and kiss you all the time. Regardless of if we're fricking or not. I just want my arms around you and squeezing you really tight. That's just how I am. I promise it's not sexual, I just want you really close.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes, sorry for the misunderstanding. i actually DID mean that i would like it, that's all. like if you urged me to get into bed and made fun of me for it even though i tried to "warn" you i'd get turned on

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm op.
            I also want cuddles and affection. And sex would not be something I'd pressure you into. I really want to cuddle, but it seems I'm horny more often than you are.
            If you really loved me, I'd make you horny, too.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The problem is your cute cuddly gf is probably a used up prostitute.
    She got used when she 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, and 21. Then, you met her.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're pretty gay, anon.
      It's okay, but keep it away from my thread.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her breasts must be at least THIS BIG

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, F cups are perfect.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think making love once a week is enough if it's a long passionate session and you cuddle and kiss a tone every day. though i would be sad that i can't make my gf cum more often.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, that's kinda disappointing.
      3 times would be the minimum for me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, about that... I don't like kissing with tongue. Just a little OCD thing. Is it ok if it's lips-only kisses?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No way! Kissing is super important for intimacy and love. I want to kiss with tongue every day for long long times! Until my mouth tastes of her saliva and her mouth of mine.
        Maybe you just need a gentle lover to heal your ocd?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i would be perfectly ok if a girl only let me nibble on her lips or kiss her cheeks / all around that area. especially if she did the same to me and we just mindlessly traded kisses i would die it sounds so much cuter than just shoving m tongue in her mouth

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a clingy bf with big height.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, I'm short. Gl tho.

      Ah, about that... I don't like kissing with tongue. Just a little OCD thing. Is it ok if it's lips-only kisses?

      No. Need kisses.
      How many times have you done this? Sounds like you have some experience

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No way! Kissing is super important for intimacy and love. I want to kiss with tongue every day for long long times! Until my mouth tastes of her saliva and her mouth of mine.
        Maybe you just need a gentle lover to heal your ocd?

        I'm just larping as my GF to see if you guys would put up with what I do, sorry lads but no girls on the internet and all that. I think I might leave her, I basically want to friendzone her because while she's great the sexual side of our relationship is basically fricking Nothing and has always been. This is hard for me to stomach since I'm good looking and usually girls like fricking me, but she's put up with my being neet for years so I've been putting up with this.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The point of a romantic relationship is to cuddle kiss hold hands and make love. If she's asexual then you should just be friends and love each other platonically.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're always larping. Atp, I just take the attention I can get.
          Anyway, since you're a neet, I think you're out of luck and shouldn't complain. But you do you

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm just larping as my GF
          >she's put up with my being neet for years
          cute, you should ask her to dominate you if you want to larp as a girl

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah that's just for you guys. She also puts up with me being extremely mentally ill obviously <3

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh? you want me to dominate you? even better

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I'm literally gay and coping that's probably part of why we have problems. Just want some angry neet to take his pent up sexual frustration out on my ass

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok but only if your girlfriend watches or decides to submit to me too, wouldn't want it to be gay after all

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i am tall so i want a tall gf.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    first take a shower and get rid of your own boobs fricking fatass

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am clean and skinny. I am ready for a gf.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    all of you are disgustingly filled with lust and it makes me sick.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did you sleep, wife? Did you dream of me?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course, nothing but pure and cleanly dreaming of my dear husband. Nothing else.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Always so innocent... Should I get back at casting my spells in hopes of getting you pregnant?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tch how perverted of you. Besides, it would be much better to do it the natural way.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Besides, it would be much better to do it the natural way.
            And you're saying I'm the lustful one?
            We should start trying, then. The natural way...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair i have less lust towards women because i see them as precious and worthy of protection, once that anon revealed he was a larping guy instead of a girl i got excited
      not gay btw just bi

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        When you really like a girl, you don't want to think of sex stuff with her at girst because she's too cute to degrade her like that. It feels wrong. But at the same time, she's so hot that you can barely think.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          exactly, i like girls more yet i lust after feminine guys

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't. I'm straight. But you do you.

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