I want an crazily clingy girlfriend

How do guys say "that girl is so clingy it's annoying as fuuhk "

WHO WOULDNT want to have a girl obsessed. I wouldn't even mind if she spam blew up my phone while i worked or constantly wanted to have her arms around me.

THIS IS TORTURE HOW DO I MEET HERRR

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would also want a gf like that how do you get one

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go to the GF store and ask for one
      It's that easy bro

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where are those?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        where in the US of A is gf stor.plz

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you say that until the self harm and death threats start

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And what's the problem? She's kill herself not me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i guess autism x bpd is actually a good pairing, if you can't feel empathy go for such girl

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's cute for like a week then you realize you have sacrificed all your personal space & time and she still isnt going to have sex every time you get an erection

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're just saying good things about it

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think what you want is an incomplete part of a whole picture. Our partners are supposed to be close to us. We're supposed to miss each other and want to be at peace and satisfied with one another. However, the archetype you're speaking about is still just a broken piece of the puzzle. It's an over exaggeration of intimate qualities that lacks a lot of other important qualities women should have. Such a character lacks faith and resilience to trust you're going to come back after you're away. I'm not blaming you for wanting it, I do too.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you nerds only say this because of how you idealize it in your head, in reality them blowing your phone up becomes very old very quickly

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would be happy because there is someone who likes me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well i wish you luck anon i had a clingy girl before and it was good for a while

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I had a girl sending me messages at every hour of the day obsessively
      You don't understand how lonely a chud's life is, if I died they'd find me after a long time due to the smell. I would sacrifice a lot just for a person to actively care about me and seek me out.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you say this but you eventually will get mad at me because its just a novelty for your entertainment . literally 3-4 times a week you would have to comfott me while i cry and sperg out because i cant control my emotions and i feel hurt over you not caring about something. eventually you wont want to sprnd all day with me and you will just throw me away like a toy you dont want to play with anymore.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would you like someone who is boring and barely talks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i would comfort you we can spoon while we watch lain together

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What if I just blocked you whenever you were really really uncontrollable and then added you again later?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i would probably kill myself

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          win/win I think right? what's your dc

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      smooch no i wouldn't

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had a egf like this. Comforting her made her bored, in reality if I actually treated her like shit sometimes, she would get horny

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What da haillllll i swear i need to make money CMON COLLEGE LEMME INNNN i wanna get certified to build already dammittt

        The only reason im single is because i dont have enough money to rescue the girl 2000-11,000 miles away.

        If i was as rich as ER i coulve been married 10 times already.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, im the OP here.
      I want this type of girl because im similar as a guy. I dont care about anything except for being close to someone i can finally love and be loved by.

      Getting upset 3-4 times a week isnt bad. Especially if we spend most of our time together. And if i upset you by doing something like not spending enough time with you, id just text you every few hours as i work. Then when i come home id love to finally be in the presence of a female!!!

      If i have to fix a sad girl i probably could. I can fix almost anything on a car and anything in the house.
      I just want to love a girl... Its the only thing i really care about. I don't value anything but a girls love and her happiness. A girl can have anything she wants from me.

      Ill be unstoppable after i get my moneymaking certifications

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If i have to fix a sad girl i probably could. I can fix almost anything on a car and anything in the house
        wtf did i just read

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Me social skills are non existent because i stopped school at 15 and havnt had non-work related non-mom yelling at me 1 on 1 conversation in 6 years

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          someone trying to demonstrate their male value, but being too obvious.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's because you're desperate and have nothing going on in your life, and you're also imagining a girl that's much hotter than you could get anyway. Most guys who complain about clinginess have options and don't have weird attachment issues and touch starvation.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Personally I just go for the old
    "OOPS, I just dropped my MAGNUM sized condom for my MONSTER wiener how embrassing"

    it's real subtle and an easily understandable mistake.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wait why did you delete that. why are you embarrassed lol. it's ok, girls bully me for my monster sized wiener so I get it. Women wonder why men don't open up more, and then they never shut the frick up about how huge my wiener is like wow I wonder why I don't tell you more things

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How big? orig

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          5.5 inches of sausage sealed 30 years with garlic and spices for you honey

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's all about supply and demand.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same. I want a crazed b***h who is completely obsessed with me and only me, and I have to hide and make excuses just to catch a breath

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, I wouldn't mind at all if my GF wanted to install a GPS tracker app on my phone as long as she allowed me to do the same with hers.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    anonii

    i've heard this so many times but everyone I come across ends up wanting to distance themselves from me after a few days.. are you really ready for an obsessed girl anon??

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude yes im an extremely obsessive guy

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